Dominos Pizza, apparently the world’s second largest pizza chain, assuming Pizza Hut is on top of the world’s pizza game, has just recently released a Brooklyn Style Pizza!?! Really? I just caught wind of this in Dubai of all places. I live in Brooklyn and haven’t heard a peep about this horrible pitfall of an idea, but once I leave my country and get to the Middle East, and I read a local English language newspaper catering to German tourists, commenting about the certain pizza. Is it foldable? Does that make it Brooklyn? Is it hip? Is it unfriendly and loud and dirty filthy? Does it have graffiti on it? What makes it Brooklyn style? As soon as I return to the States I’m going to order it, eat it, then review it.
According to Rob Weisburg, Domino’s vice president of precision and print marketing (What kinda made up bullshit job title is this? John does this job exist outside of Dominos?), said the campaign is aimed primarily at male college students across the country. How stereotypical…I guess that’s the world of marketing though… Speaking of stereotypical, oh those crazy male college kids…they sure love their fake accents, axe body spray and ruffies.
Brooklynites are also hating on this idea big time. I don’t blame them. The South would attempt to rise again if it were a Southern Style Pizza. What would the toppings on that be? A roadkill, moonshine, racist hatred pizza with a side Southern Baptist??
Thanks for calling Dominos can I take your order? - Yes, I’ll have a large Dumbest Idea Ever Pizza.
TAGS: Brooklyn, Domino's Pizza, Pizza
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March 15th, 2008 at 2:40 am
I will never diss pizza.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Ditto, John. pizza…
March 15th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Think again, I had this pile of shit on a biz trip (worst phrase) , I was in Hotlanta and because there was a trade show it was impossible to eat anywhere, I gave up pounding my hands on the ground proclaiming GIVE ME PIZZA FUCKKKKKK.
I ordered dominos, dude asked “want to try the Brooklyn, it’s a special deal…blah blah”
Yup, sure, what arrived was a pair of Gap Williamsburg Jeans ( they exist) , A dude w/a faux hawk and a BKLYN PIZZA, ok just the Pizza arrived but the jeans to exist I swear.
I bit into it and thought the they forgot the crust and just put the toppings on a box, it was like eating a pizza , it was easily the worst Pizza I’v ever had in my life and my expections were super low.
It was like going home glassy eyed with the worst fat chick from a bar and getting a hand job