You know when you see that couple at a party, or at a nice restaurant, or wherever really, and you actually catch yourself saying either out-loud, or in your head, “look at how awesome they are - they are the perfect couple.” ?? So I spotted what I now deem to be the most perfect couple in the history of couples, in Philadelphia, yes of course on South Street.
Where and when did they meet? Probably mid 80’s, probably coked out and drunk, probably at a Van Halen (David Lee Roth) afterparty. Turning this issue into a selfish issue, it makes me wonder where/how I can meet a lady like this. Do I look for a girl who dresses like me? Who has the same hair cut? Who walks in a perfectly cadenced stride along side me? Is that possible to find this caliber of woman who is out there? And single? Well obviously this gentleman in the photo looked, and found, what seems to be a mirror image of himself, but in female form. Does that also bring up the question of narcissism? Whatever, who cares because we can all admit that she is beautiful, he is beautiful, they are as beautiful as it gets.
This certain boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, brother/sister have to be the world’s hottest, sexiest couple I’ve ever seen, hands down. Period. End of question.
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