PARTY ON BRO! So apparently Matt Leinart, our favorite USC alumni, besides Carson Palmer, has recently got himself into some trouble with his NFL team, Arizona Cardinals. It’s reported here that Leinart and other kinda-not-really-celebrity-singer-guy Nick Lachey had a night of strip club fun, including multiple bathroom trips with a Jessica Simpson look-a-like (which I’m sure those aren’t hard to find in Arizona), under aged college girls, Jacuzzis and lots of canned beer. And beer bongs! Good work my friend. I fucking hate football and USC, but this is just ridiculous and funny, and makes me LOVE football and USC.
*Note Nick Lachey’s cocked cootered hat. Fucker dresses like a teenager that hangs out in the mall - grow up guys.
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