So the blogmosphere is really bummed about this. Formerly faux-hawked super hunk Jude Law had the audacity to make out with a chick when he was wasted and because she’s not a “hottie” by the standards of gay men and fat women St.Jude is under fire here and here and other places where people who don’t get laid bitch about people who get laid.
Poor Kimberly Stewart. Her only real crime is not having an ass and being known as a Hollywood skank which could be major selling points depending on what you’re after. I’m not really sure what it says about the world when Jude Law is championed as “handsome” other than the fact that the world is a giant pussy run by pussies who praise men with feminine features and no scruples. And yes that was my roman nose and Michael Impirioli-esque profile talking.
The Nazis would have never been defeated if manicured eyebrows, man-purses and moisturizers replaced toy soldiers, baseball bats and slingshots. Even the highest paid baseball player in the universe (Yankee Universe too!) has a fully waxed face and frosted tips. The flip side of the coin is some bullshit Maxim Hot 100 list of 100 women that look exactly the same in the same fucking boring way.
Kimbo, I love you. You’re not even that busted and you’re doing a great job pissing off every Cosmo drinking pile of shit who has the ultimate Girls’ Night Out planned for the release of SATC.
TAGS: Kimbo Stewart
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May 21st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Not hot enuff for Jude…hahah. Chicks love hating on ugly famous chicks so much.
The Post has an Ultimate Gals Night Out Sweepstakes promo w Sex and the City (dinner at Tao w bottle service!!!). I tried to get the ad online but couldn’t find it.
SATC and Bonnie Fuller’s US Weekly ruined America for men.