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Working in the beauty industry, I thought I’d seen it all: nipple balm, pube dye, luxury dog perfume.

But today I learned I ain’t seen nothing yet. A few minutes ago, this press release came across my desk:

The New Purse Essential

You know the scene… it’s Friday night and you’re at a swanky new lounge with
friends. A couple drinks in, you need to visit the loo (that Thai takeout
you had for lunch is starting to kick) - only to find that it’s a unisex
situation. Luckily you have Poo~Pourri, so the young Brad Pitt look-a-like
in line behind you will never know…

Poo~Pourri is the “Before-You-Go” bathroom spray made with all-natural
essential oils formulated to prevent, rather than mask, embarrassing odors.
Simply spray 4-6 sprays onto the surface of the water, literally creating an
odor barrier film that traps and blocks unpleasant smells. Once flushed, the
odor neutralizing formula is released into the air, filling the bathroom
with a clean, fresh scent! Comes in original Poo~Pourri (a lemony scent),
No. 2 (a fruity floral), and Royal Flush (a masculine scent with eucalyptus
and spearmint). Ideal for work, travel, home, anywhere!

www.poopourri.net $9.95 - $16.95

So ladies, now when we’re done flavoring our nipples and bleaching our crotches, we also get to clean the toilet bowl at the local dive bar. See y’all at Max Fish!

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