“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap” Dolly Parton
Is anyone else creeped out by Mariah Carey? She gives me that uncomfortable feeling when she speaks in public or poses for a camera and it’s eerily similar to a pap smear, no, worse, to the way I once felt when Anna Nicole Smith would talk
Here are some other similarities I’ve noticed…
They both have at one point or another removed clothes on various TV appearances. Mariah on TRL and Anna Nicole on an awards show.
They both dress, or did dress in Anna Nicole’s case, like South Beach or Jersey Shore (no offense Rick V.) mall employees from the nineties.
They both love, loved to say or sing “Touch my body” as in Mariah’s new hit single and like in Anna Nicole’s infamous speech “ Like my body”. What we need to do now is take away that poor baby Daniel Lyn and give her to her rightful born-again Mommy Mariah! Furthermore, the butt load of monetary compensation that comes with that kid will surely make Nick Cannon’s sacrifice worth it. I wonder if this explains the whirlwind wedding! Maybe he knew something we didn’t. Hummm….
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June 12th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
She looked hot in You Don’t Mess With the Zohan…
June 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
[...] She gives me that uncomfortable feeling when she speaks in public or poses for a camera and it’s eerily similar to a pap smear, no, worse, to the way I once felt when Anna Nicole Smith would talk Here are some other similarities I’ve … Source: Mariah Carey is Possessed by Anna Nicole! [...]