Q: Whats worse than assholes like me moving from California and every-fuckin-where-else to live in Brooklyn?
A: Assholes who pile-drive themselves into Williamsburg from New Jersey and Long Island for the night to get a taste of life out of the ordinary to them. Reeking of testosterone and Jagermeister, these Axe Body spray’d, frat jock fuckers come here driving these fucking unbelievably ridiculous, massive, Hummer limos, stretch limo this, stretch limo that, just to come and eat SEA (thai food) on North 6th St. and Berry. Then they pile out of SEA and head about a half block away to one of two all White Hip Hop type clubs called SYN (you can hear the same Biggie “Hypnotize” song every time you walk by this spot) or something horrible like that on Bedford Ave. and North 5th St. with all the other out of the neighborhood too-much-cologne, khaki wearing, pinstripe button up shirt wearing, homophobic, buff & fat fucks who do nothing but make loud noise, rude/crass comments meanwhile trying to hit on any and all girls who can walk. (damn, long run-on sentence - breathe now) I’m far away from the perfect citizen, but at least I’m not one of these fuckers. And my complaint isn’t against all Jersey or Long Island folks, just the ones (male 16-35) who belong at the Jersey Shore doing steroids and wrestling their buddies on the beach to get the attention of some trashy, urban outfitted college whores.
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February 5th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I’m sure just as many are from Staten Island, Bay Ridge, Sheepshead, Howard Beach, Yonkers, Astoria, etc. Guidos are everywhere in the tri-state area, it’s not where they come from that makes them vile, it’s their personalities.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:37 am
Now that you live in NYC I can give you one piece of advice: Studio B-list sucks.