Paul Pierce showed once again why he’s the most underrated player in the league. He was the game’s top scorer and still had 8 assists. He guarded Kobe for over three quarters with efficiency, but was taken off him when he got a fifth foul with about 7 minutes to go. Overall, the game was exciting from the second quarter on, when the Celts made a 19-point comeback. But without a win it’s hard to get too pumped up with sports exuberance. See you Tuesday.
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Celtic Lore
Saturday, June 14, 2008 - 12:32 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
Pierce drives on Jason Kidd in 2002 playoffs comeback. Pats parade—Green version next week?
The Celtics shocked the world Thursday, staging a record 20-pt comeback against a Lakers team that hadn’t lost a home game in the playoffs. Taking a 3-1 lead, the C’s are poised to win their record 17th title, Boston’s first in 22 years. Two stories today focus on Celtic legend.
The Boston Globe looks back to 2002, when the Celtics staged a similar record playoff comeback against the New Jersry Nets. I hated Jason Kidd back then. We made shirts that said “Wifebeater” over his number. His wife, Jumama or something, was annoying at the games, and Kidd had been arrested for slapping her around. Ever the gentleman, Bob Ryan said on ESPN that Jumama deserved to get hit, forever losing his national pulpit. The shirt sold huge for years. Good ole Antoine Walker comes off like a champ in this story:
But the origins of the comeback might go back even further, to a May 25, 2002, playoff game, when the Celtics overcame a 21-point fourth-quarter deficit to defeat the New Jersey Nets, 94-90.
“For me, it was deja vu all over again, watching the game [Thursday] night,” said former Celtics guard Kenny Anderson, who is in Los Angeles for a promotional event. “Paul Pierce was the only guy who played in both games, and I knew he was sitting in the huddle saying all the things we said. “He had been in that situation before and he pretty much knew what could be done.”
The Celtics entered Game 3 of the ‘02 Eastern Conference finals tied with the Nets. And the Nets led by 26 points in the second half, but were outscored, 41-16, in the final quarter. The Garden crowd had been booing in the third quarter, but ended up cheering on the Celtics in a chaotic final quarter. At the time, the Celtics said they were motivated by an inspirational speech from Antoine Walker.
“[Walker said] no matter what happens in this fourth quarter, win or lose, we’re just going to go down fighting,” Pierce said after that game. “We’re not going to get embarrassed tonight.” Pierce had been in a shooting slump, connecting on 5 of 34 shots in the series, then scored 19 points in the final quarter.
“Antoine was so positive in timeouts,” former Celtics coach Jim O’Brien said. “He was saying to Paul, ‘You just take over this damn game. You just start carrying us. Attack, attack, attack.’ ”
A Rodney Rogers foul shot with 3:55 remaining started the Celtics’ decisive 13-2 run, Pierce’s free throws giving the Celtics a 91-90 lead with 46 seconds to go. Then Anderson broke in for a layup off a Kerry Kittles turnover to make it 93-90. Walker hit a free throw to complete the scoring.
Before Pierce’s free throws, the Celtics had led for a total of 13 seconds, on Eric Williams’s foul shot in the opening minute of play. After the game, Celtic players embraced Pierce near center court, and when Pierce broke free, he jumped on the scorer’s table and gestured to the crowd.
O’Brien, normally undemonstrative, got caught up in the moment, pumping his fist toward the fans as he went to the locker room.
The NYT, meanwhile, writes about when The Big Three first met coach Doc Rivers and he took them in Duck Boats along the championship parade route. Very cool:
TAGS: attack, Basketball, Boston, Celtics, ESPN, free, Kevin Garnett, Lakers, Race, Red Sox, Sports, warKevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen had just become teammates last summer when they were ushered onto one of Boston’s famous duck boats and taken on a tour by Celtics Coach Doc Rivers.
It was a move ripped straight from the Phil Jackson coaching manual — a team-building exercise wrapped in a whimsical diversion. Rivers showed his three superstar players the parade route used by the Patriots and the Red Sox, preaching sacrifice and team defense along the way.
That poetic moment may soon be enshrined in franchise lore, next to tales of Red Auerbach’s cigars, Larry Bird’s twirling towel and, most certainly, Thursday night’s stunning comeback victory over Jackson and the Los Angeles Lakers.
The Celtics hold a 3-1 lead in the N.B.A. finals after wiping out a 24-point deficit in Game 4. On Sunday night, they are poised to claim the franchise’s first championship since 1986.
So Rivers was asked to retell the story of three All-Stars, one coach with a team-first sermon and one amphibious vehicle.
“I just thought it was important that they saw the route,” Rivers said Friday of the duck-boat tour. “Paul knew about it. Paul has been in Boston for so long. But Kevin and Ray, I think they thought we were going on a historic trip of Boston. I don’t think they really got it at first until we explained to them what we were doing.”
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Wicked Pissah Kobe
Friday, June 13, 2008 - 10:22 am (EST)
By Anthony Pappalardo
Considering that people want to read about piss and I need a niche, I accept the role of pissmaster and will provide you with a weekly Piss Report. This week we’ll focus on Kobe Bryant and his post-game rant last night after the Lakers failed to hold a 24 point lead :
Whine about it tonight, a lot of wine, a lot of beer, a couple shots, maybe like 20 of them, digest it, get back to work tomorrow. Nothing you can do. Nothing. We just wet the bed. A nice big one, too, one of the ones you can’t put a towel over. It was terrible. Nothing you can do about it. They played great in the third quarter, we played like crap. They pulled out a great win, now it’s time to move on to the next one, period.
That’s correct, Kobe is a pisser. There’s a lot going on here let’s start with the lethal mix of wine, beer and shots. It’s safe to say that Kobe might have benefited from a little time in College learning how to drink. It’s no wonder he’s pissing the bed and getting accused of rape. I’ve seen humans do incredible things after two or three shots, things they didn’t remember but won’t forget because it was witnessed and become urban legend. A fraction of the Kobe equation caused some dudes I know to try to cut a tree down (bad call having a saw in your whip) only to pass out and have a cop wake them up the next morning asking why they were sleeping in a parking lot with a saw while a Honda Civic bisected by a tree was illuminated by the rising sun in the background.
I’m saying there’s no way Vanessa Bryant doesn’t wake up to a Laker Golden Shower thanks to Kobe’s binge drinking, she probably got drenched last night.
Make it rain Kobe!
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History! Ray Allen Leads Celtics to Greatest Finals Comeback Eva
Friday, June 13, 2008 - 9:23 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
Superstars: Ray-Ray cuts like a samurai sword through Laker butter; The Truth vs Kobe 2nd half match-up…
All haters forever hold your peace. The 2008 Boston Celtics are better than the LA Lakers. The end. Taking a 3-1 series lead, the C’s have Boston on a natural green high. Break out your parading wear, folks, because next week the Duck Boats should be tooting through town, spewing confetti on the green masses, trophy raised high.
Usually I’d go to Bob Ryan or Dan Shaugnessy for the game’s money quote, but their hyperbolic myth-makery can’t compete with Globe beat writer Mark Spears’ cold, hard facts:
The Celtics overcame a 24-point deficit en route to a stunning 97-91 victory over the Lakers in Game 4 last night at Staples Center. Boston owns a 3-1 lead in the best-of-seven series with Game 5 here Sunday. The Celtics can win their first title since 1986 with one more victory.
So who was the player of the game? In the 4th quarter, Ray Allen morphed into a human highlight reel, driving to hit some gorgeous lay-ups. But it was The Truth who saved the day. At halftime, with no fouls, PP told C’s coach Doc Rivers to put him on Kobe Bryant, the league MVP, and one of the best 4th quarter scorers ever. And it worked.
After the victory, Pierce stormed the tunnel at the Staples Center, arms raised, shouting, “That’s how you do it!”
In the postgame press conference, Kobe was asked how you deal with such a loss. “Whine a lot,” he answered. “Drink a lot of beer. Do a few shots. Do 20 shots.” I usually hate Kobe’s existence, but that was a perfect answer.
How many Globe covers can The Truth handle (this is at least the sixth in a month)?
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Lakers Choke!
Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 11:54 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop
Wow. The Lakers had the largest first-quarter lead in NBA Finals history, 35-14, and had a 58-40 at hafltime, but still managed to lose 97-91.
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Ovechkin = MVP
Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 9:48 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop
Alexander Ovechkin hauled in two more pieces of hardware at tonight’s NHL Awards, winning the Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) and the Lester B. Pearson (most outstanding player; voting done by fellow players) award. Bruce Boudreau, his coach, won the Jack Adams (outstanding coach), just beating out Montreal’s Guy Carbonneau, who guided his team to the best record in the Eastern Conference. Nicklas Backstrom, a Capitals’ center, finished second in the voting for rookie of the year. All in all, an historic night for the Caps (and their fans!), and especially for Ovechkin. He’s the first player in league history to win four trophies (he also won the Rocket Richard as the top scorer in the league this year, and he won the Art Ross for scoring the most points in the league).
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Craig Sager: Flamboyant + Fashionable
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 - 9:52 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA
Unlike the rest of all male (and some female) sports announcers, newscasters, meteorologists, etc. who dress in standard shirt-tie-coat combination of some sorts, TNT / TBS sideline reporter for the NBA, Craig Sager needs some recognition for his outright loud and obnoxious apparel. I fully embrace his clothes, no matter how many times he gets clowned by the likes of Kevin Garnett and Reggie Miller. Cheers to you Craigers. Unfortunately I can’t find a good photo of Craig with his sometimes flat-out shocking gear on, but if you’ve ever seen playoff basketball, you know exactly who I’m talking about.
Baron’s clowning on Craig! HA. This is funny…
p.s. Totally odd side note bit of news about Craig Sager. What many people (actually just Baseball fans our parent’s age, maybe even grandparent’s age) do not know about Craig Sager is that he is the fan who was waiting for Hank Aaron at home plate after Aaron hit his 715th home run. Craig can be easily recognized in the fracas at home plate after the home run because of his long white overcoat that he was wearing.
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Celts Up 2-0, Pierce Scores 28, Powe Gets Chief-y
Monday, June 9, 2008 - 12:10 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
The Boston Celtics got cocky last night and almost blew a 24-pt lead in the fourth quarter against the overrated, Kobe Byant-led LA Lakers, but held on to win 108-102. And as the cliche goes, a win is a win. The NBA Finals moves to Los Angeles for three games starting Tuesday.


Right, Pierce clebrates.
The player of the game came off the bench. Leon Powe, whose name I’d maybe said twice in my life, scored 21 points in 15 minutes during the third quarter. Rocking the 0 jersey to Robert “Chief” Parish’s 00, Powe entered Celtic lore via Bob Ryan’s nick-name machine:
Leon Powe is an X-factor for the Boston Celtics. That’s when he’s even given a chance to be the “X.” In the 10 games leading up to the NBA Finals, the 6-foot-8-inch kid from Cal played a total of 36 minutes, including three DNPs.
Complaints? I like all the assists, but Rondo needs to find his shot. And the C’s can’t get cocky when up—it’s the Finals!
Vegas/Sports Writers Were Wrong
I’ve been saying the Lakers and the entire Western Conference is overrated for some time. When the Celtics played any West team this year in a game of consenquence (ie, a loss the game before, a tough road test, a loss to said team in a previous match-up, a player from opposing team’s pre-game shit-talk), they won. Every time. They beat San Antonio, New Orleans, Utah, whoever. Vegas odds makers were not paying attention to the fluidity of the Celts’ season, where they’d win anytime the pressure came down. That’s called “intangibles” in Yankee-speak, which line-makers can’t quantify.
And while KG’s gamer attitude was written about in every sports outlet, The Truth factor was overlooked. That’s been the story of our boy Paul Pierce’s career. His game is all awkward elbows and crooked feet, but the guy is as good as they come, especially in big games. (More inatgibility.) In a few weeks, when Pierce is kissing the trophy while parading in front of a million Boston fans, after leading Sports Center for 12th time of the month, the rest of America will understand The Truth.
Powe’s Mentor, Robert “Chief” Parish, pothead. Papi at the game.


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Ana Ivanovic: The New #1
Sunday, June 8, 2008 - 3:28 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop
Forget Celtics-Lakers…and meet Ana Ivanovic, who became the world’s number one female tennis player by winning her semifinal match at the French Open, and followed that up by winning the final yesterday against 22-year old Dinara Safina (Marat’s sister) to capture her first grand slam ever. Congrats to Ana…it’s surely the first of many grand slams to come for the new number one.
TAGS: Celtics, Lakers, Slam
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biting our steez
Friday, June 6, 2008 - 9:22 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix
HEY, stay out of our biznaz! We had the haterade market cornered in 1999…

Blasphemous Undefeated x Lamar Odom tees for you non-Bostonians, much pricer than the sweet ink variety sold by my comrades on the mean streets of beantown but I guess some of the profit goes to Lamar Odom’s charity foundation, Cathy’s Kids.
We’ll see who sucks this time… the TRUTH
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Surfing in Yemen: a very short guide
Friday, June 6, 2008 - 5:43 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix
Cycling with a boner
Friday, June 6, 2008 - 5:25 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix
The University of Miami is conducting a study to find out if Viagra can increase cycling performance at high altitudes. I think we need somebody to carefully review old Tour De France footage to check Lance Armstrong for raging boners in the mountain stages cause he always killed it there. Does it still work when you only have one nut?
At a lab on the Coral Gables campus, cyclists swallow a 50-milligram Viagra pill or placebo, step onto a stationary bike, warm up, then pedal at race pace for 3.6 miles while breathing oxygen-reduced air that simulates the effect of riding on a 12,800-foot mountain.
The Tour de Romance? No. None of the subjects has had an erection
BOOOO! What’s it good for then?
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Coco Crisp: American Hero: Calls TB “Little Girls”
Friday, June 6, 2008 - 3:02 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


More Boston sports! In one of the weirdest, best games of the season, the AL’s two best teams—the Boston Red Sox and the Tampa Bay Rays—brawled in the 3rd inning. The fight was a wild one, reminiscent of the 2000 brawl the two teams had after Pedro Martinez beaned like the sixth person of the night. Ever since, the Rays and Sox have had beef, even fighting during a spring training game in 2006. The teams still have nine games left this season, so we can look forward to further violence.
“He tried to hit me with a haymaker. He missed. I threw a punch. I pretty much missed. And the rest, went down to the ground… like the scratches on my face were people trying to scratch like we were playing football or something, like little girls, trying to scratch out my eyes. I move one hand down, scratch me right here [points to scratch to the right of his nose].”
Manny Ramirez was on of the last guys to jump into the brawl. Manny’s reluctance seemed to have upset Kevin Youkilis, and the two scrapped in the dugout 4th:
Kevin Youkilis and Manny Ramírez, who spent the offseason training together in Arizona, scuffled briefly before being separated. There was shouting, and Ramírez was trying to get at Youkilis while being restrained by trainer Paul Lessard and bench coach Brad Mills. They were pulled apart, and Ramírez was escorted into the tunnel that connects the dugout and the clubhouse. But there were a lot of tight lips in the clubhouse once the game was over. Nobody wanted to reveal the reason for the altercation.
“I think that stays with the team,” captain Jason Varitek said.
After the inter-team fight, Sox announcers Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo, who tend to get restless and act like maniacs around the 6th inning of every game, staged a fake fight of their own. Don stood atop Jerry yelling and throwing fake punches. “It’s a crazy night at Fenway,” Remy later said. Soon after, a deafening “Beat LA” chant broke out at Fenway, a reminder that the night’s biggest fight was yet to come.
Below, great fights in TB-Sox history. 2000: Pedro vs Gerald Williams. 2003: Trot Nixon, a big WWF fan, goes wrestler on TB. 2006: Pre-season hate boils over.



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1 Down, 3 Wins to 17
Friday, June 6, 2008 - 2:32 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
Last night, the Boston Celtics continued their march to a record 17th NBA championship, beating the Lakers 98-88.


All Boston has: Sports (Paul Pierce) and politics (Sen John Kerry and Gov Deval Patrick) collide at the Garden.
Here’s some “Provocative Opinion”: The Lakers are b*tches. Too bad I missed all of last night’s game (due to a certain neighbor’s 30th b-day, where said celebrant’s mother was wasted at a nightclub dancing to “La Bamba” at 3am). Doesn’t matter though, I can read a box score and the Celts are up 1-0 against an overrated LA squad. Overall, I thought the West was weaker this year than people thought. Now we’ll see if the C’s can Sox the Lakers in four straight. I don’t want another drama series—Atl, Clevo, Det were too stressful.
Paul Pierce. What more can be said? The guy hurts his knee and still comes out and nails two threes. Love it!
You can’t be serious. This honky ass Deadhead is guarding The Truth? Ha! Off the court, PP is a Piru Blood gangster. Luke Walton wears tie-dye.


Photo of the game (Reuters):

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Welcome to Boston
Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 7:28 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

The Sox moved their game up to 6pm out of respect for the Celts-Lakers NBA Finals Game 1 (9pm, ABC). I was walking by Professor Thom’s, a Sox bar in Manhattan, about a half hour ago and caught a brawl breaking out. Coco Crisp, who slid hard and knocked down the Rays’ SS last night, got hit by a pitch and started to go to first—but faked! He flipped his helmet to ground and charged. The Rays’ pitcher Jason Shields took a swing but Coco—whose Dad was a boxer—expertly ducked. Coco fired a shot and connected, then was tackled to the ground. Rays’ resident dickhead Carl Crawford ran up and threw some cheap shots as the benches cleared.
Hopefully Kobe will get his ass beat later tonight at the TD Bank North Garden.
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A Guy Climbs NYT Tower, But Where’s the NYT?
Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 4:04 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
UPDATE: Ray is out and about in Manhattan but he’s reporting there’s another climber scaling the building. This dude is climbing on the southern side facing west 40th street. Yes, another climber with NO harness and NO rope. He apparently is climbing for the cause of Malaria.


Some Froggy climber scaled the Times tower in Midtown today. But the NYT website doesn’t even lead with it. Rather it’s pushed down below (YSL’s funeral leads) to a midpage video highlight. In March, though, they put climber Dean Potter as the website’s lead story for a similar free climb effort in…UTAH. Yes, Potter is a bit more insane—slack lining 3000 ft in the air—but this your building, Times!
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Fuck “Beat LA”
Sunday, June 1, 2008 - 12:08 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


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I’m all for derogatory sports slogans, but “Beat LA” doesn’t cut it. That’s the NBA and media-safe version of “Lakers Suck, Kobe Swallows and Sperm Swaps GasSHolE who then Snowballs Odom.”
As a Boston Celtics fan, I’m calling on all my fellow asshole sports fans to boycott “Beat LA” in favor of something more offensive. Unlike LA, who had a three-peat with Shaq earlier this decade, this is our first trip to the finals in two decades. Or, fuck these fake-ass LA fans who go to games in sunglasses to stare at the “famous.” Entourage sucks.
As the old punk album states, This is Boston Not LA. In Boston people are cynical assholes. Life sucks. We shiver through winter and sweat through summer. We have two things going for us: sports and the Kennedys (and now Teddy’s on his deathbed). We don’t wear purple, ever. In fact, if you wear purple to a bar in Boston you will get your ass kicked—and not because you’re a Lakers fan but because purple is, in Boston speak, “foahr faaags.” Boston fans are racist, sexist, and any other “ist.” So act like it—don’t just chant “Beat LA.”
I’m in a rush, but let’s throw a few anti-Lakers slogans out there. How about “Rape Kobe” or “Kobe=Rapist”? Remember, this year’s NBA MVP was accused of rape in Colorado a few years ago. Let’s not let him forget it, ok? Another good target is Phil Jackson. He’s a new age dickhead. We hate him his Zen pussy shit…
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I LOVE L.A.
Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 2:40 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA
Lakers that is… Can’t really stand Randy Newman, but since this song is the theme song for the Lakers, well, I love this song.
Watch this video - even if you hate the city of Los Angeles, hate the L.A. Lakers, hate me, etc. It’s still an amazing video.
I LOVE L.A.! WE LOVE IT!
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“Wanna bring the 80’s back, thats ok with me thats where they made me at” - Jay-Z
Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 11:19 am (EST)
By Geoff Kenyon
Growing up in New England in the 80’s the biggest rivalry in sports was not Red Sox Yankees, as it is today. It was Lakers Celtics, and maybe even more so Bird Magic. One of my favorite stories from that period, is their first meeting in the NBA Finals in 1984. The Celtics were down 2 games to 1 and had just been humiliated by a score of 137-104. During the post game Bird made the following comments:
“We just played like a bunch of women tonight (sorry Hillary). You know we got some great players on this team, but we don’t have the players with the heart some time that we need.”
The next game Kevin McHale clotheslined Kurt Rambis and the rest is history. Celtics went on to win 4 -3.
I would be lying if I didn’t say that my love affair with the Celtics changed after the retirement of Bird and the death of Reggie Lewis. But today, the Celtics are back, and after all these years it is fitting that the Lakers are the team they must go through in order to hang banner 17.
From Dan Shaughnessy of the Boston Globe
Time to dust off the old Larry Bird/Magic Johnson posters. Thursday night on Causeway Street, the Celtics will host the same franchise they faced when they last advanced this far in 1987 - the Los Angeles Lakers. It’ll be the 11th Finals matchup between the Celtics and Lakers.
(Why not dust off a pic of my favorite Sega Genesis game as well)
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Lakers Suck
Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 10:13 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
Pierce scores 27 in Game 6, leads Celts to finals against LA…
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“I can write a whole book on my emotions right now,” Paul Pierce said in the post-game press conference. After 10 years in Celtic green, Pierce, born and raised in LA, is heading home to play the Lakers in the finals. Dan Shaughnessy in the Globe:
Time to dust off the old Larry Bird/Magic Johnson posters. Thursday night on Causeway Street, the Celtics will host the same franchise they faced when they last advanced this far in 1987 - the Los Angeles Lakers. It’ll be the 11th Finals matchup between the Celtics and Lakers.
“It means everything to Boston fans,” said Pierce. “That’s pretty much what got me started watching basketball, growing up in Los Angeles, watching the Celtics and Lakers . . . I’m going back home to play against the team I grew up watching and it’s a dream come true, man, just thinking about it. I think that rivalry pretty much revolutionized the game of basketball and now I’m part of it.”
The NBA is happy, I’m sure. And I can’t wait…
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