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The Return of Budget Hillary!


Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 9:52 am (EST)
By Tommy Esquire

Just like KISS when they put the makeup back on, Hillary Clinton has emerged from her Chappaqua bunker in full regular-white-person garb ready to take on uppity elitists everywhere.  Budget Hillary doesn’t just give a speech.  Budget Hillary does shots, plays hearts, joins book clubs, balances check books, takes kids to baseball practice, gets the oil changed, and still finds time to watch her stories.

Budget Hillary gave a lot of reasons to vote Democrat last night and said a couple nice things about Barack and Michelle, but didn’t bother to refute this week’s McCain attack ad where she says, “John McCain has a lifetime of experience.  Senator Obama gave a speech in 2002.”  Budget Hillary can’t be blamed for not dropping out sooner; it’s thanks to her that today Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers are yesterday’s news (for now).  But her praise of John McCain over Barack Obama when already she had no chance to win the nomination is pretty unforgivable.  Budget Hillary doesn’t give a darn.

TAGS: Barack Obama, Chappaqua, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Michelle Obama

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