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McCain: Postpone VP Debate


Wednesday, September 24, 2008 - 11:38 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

You can’t make this stuff up. McCain said today that he was suspending his campaign. He says he’s going to Washington to make sure that there’s a resolution on the Wall Street bailout bill. Nice of him to notice that hearings have been going on all week. I guess it wasn’t that important to go to those. Oh yeah, and he’ll still give a speech at Clinton’s Global Initiative meeting Thursday morning before he flies to DC. Priorities, naturally.

It’s laughable that McCain thinks he is so important that his appearance will suddenly lead to a resolution. All he’s going for is strategic timing, because he knows Congress is supposed to recess on Friday and needs to pass something at the latest by this weekend. He’s hoping he can take credit in case something passes, although no one knows how he will vote or what the bill will look like.

Anyway, since he’s trying to look like a leader who can work across party lines, he’s suspending his campaign, and he wants the first Presidential debate, which is this Friday, postponed if there’s no bailout deal by Friday.  Obama said “thanks but no thanks” to postponing the debate, and he said that he was still planning to debate on Friday, because it was more important than ever for the public to know what the next president’s plans are. The Presidential Debate Commission agrees with him.

Well, McCain decided to up the ante tonight. He suggested that if there’s no bailout deal, then he wouldn’t show on Friday, and he suggested that they move the first presidential debate to Oct. 2nd, which would mean that the VP debate on Oct. 2nd would be postponed. He doesn’t seem to have offered up an alternative date for the VP debate, but presumably, never would be good, since his camp clearly doesn’t want anyone to ask Palin any questions about anything.

So, not only does McCain not want to debate Obama on the ridiculous pretense that he is needed in Washington, where he hasn’t attended a single hearing this week on the financial crisis, but he doesn’t want Palin to debate Biden either. Unreal. I think McCain has officially jumped the shark now. McCain can manage to be in DC tomorrow and then in Mississippi on Friday night, unless he’s telling us he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. Anyway, if McCain doesn’t show, then Obama can take the stage alone and do a town-hall style meeting, where the focus is on him, and who knows, maybe it’ll put Mississippi in play for him.

If McCain is willing to sit out a debate in order to look important, that’s his prerogative. It’s idiotic, but whatever. I’ve gotten used to the McCain campaign doing ridiculous stupid things at this point, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t show on Friday.

Oh yeah, McCain also canceled his appearance on Letterman tonight. Letterman was not too pleased.

In case you’re curious about the McCain camp’s talking points on this, they accidentally sent them to reporters (hat tip: Thinkprogress):

TAGS: Campaign, Colorado, Congress, debate, idiot, mccain, obama, political, Politics, Rap

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Obama Ups DNC Ante, To Deliver Speech at Stadium Not Arena


Monday, July 7, 2008 - 1:27 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Few understand the power of narrative political image like David Axelrod, Obama’s campaign chief, and this latest move is pure brilliance. Opening the acceptance speech to the public caps Obama’s four-year rise from DNC opening night speaker to Party nominee. Here’s the official DNC press release:

Breaking the mold of traditional political Conventions, the Democratic National Convention Committee (DNCC) today announced that Senator Barack Obama will accept the Democratic nomination for President of the United States at Denver’s INVESCO Field at Mile High. INVESCO Field can accommodate more than 75,000 people and will be the site of the 2008 Democratic Convention’s final day of programming on Thursday, August 28, 2008. 

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TAGS: Barack Obama, Colorado, HBO, Jr., NATO, NSA, obama, political, war

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Welcome back Bob Barr!


Monday, June 30, 2008 - 10:00 am (EST)
By Tommy Esquire

Bob Barr is a white man.  Seriously.  Look it up.

There’s been some chatter in the last few days about Libertarian pres nominee Bob Barr’s chances to play spoiler to John McCain come November. This the former conservative Republican who first got famous for publicly licking whipped cream off a woman’s breasts (he said it was for charity), tried unsuccessfully to ban wicca in the military after seeing a special report on the O’Reilly Factor (resolution: “BARR DEMANDS END TO TAXPAYER-FUNDED WITCHCRAFT ON AMERICAN MILITARY BASES”), and tried — again unsuccessfully — to sue Bill Clinton, James Carville and Larry Flynt for $30 million arising from emotional distress he suffered during the Clinton impeachment proceedings (Barr was one target of Flynt’s cash offer to anyone with evidence of GOP congressmen with past extramarital affairs). Even if his present candidacy has no consequence whatsoever, this is one of America’s greatest newsmakers and it’s good to have him back.

The Libertarian Party has never scored better than 1.06% of the vote in the big election, and in 2004, nominee Michael Badnarik only got 0.34%. But the Libertarian Party has never had anyone with half the notoriety of Bob Barr. Barr was one of those archetypal congressional Republicans of the 1990s. As senior member of the House Judiciary Committee, he threw a fit at the Waco hearings, tried to get Clinton impeached before there was Monica Lewinsky, and served as floor manager for the post-Monica impeachment proceedings.

At the same time, Barr turned a lot of heads as an ardent supporter of privacy rights — surprising coming from an ex-CIA analyst. Barr won more oversight of the FBI’s “Carnivore” monitoring system, unsuccessfully tried to limit government inspection of bank accounts, and opposed warrantless police record requests to telecoms (sound familiar?). And before he was squeezed out of his suburban Atlanta seat by Democratic redistricting in Georgia, Barr also criticized portions of the Patriot Act as granting overly broad surveillance powers, although he ultimately voted in favor of the Act. Barr was a real thorn in the side of Democrats while on the Hill, but they probably would have appreciated having his voice around after the NSA’s warrantless wiretapping program came to light in December 2005.

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TAGS: ACLU, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bob Barr, climate change, Colorado, FISA, georgia, global warming, GOP, John McCain, Larry Flynt, Libertarian Party, Marijuana Policy Project, medical marijuana, Monica Lewinsky, NSA, Ohio, Patriot Act, Ralph Nader, Ron Paul

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Fuck “Beat LA”


Sunday, June 1, 2008 - 12:08 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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I’m all for derogatory sports slogans, but “Beat LA” doesn’t cut it. That’s the NBA and media-safe version of “Lakers Suck, Kobe Swallows and Sperm Swaps GasSHolE who then Snowballs Odom.”

As a Boston Celtics fan, I’m calling on all my fellow asshole sports fans to boycott “Beat LA” in favor of something more offensive. Unlike LA, who had a three-peat with Shaq earlier this decade, this is our first trip to the finals in two decades. Or, fuck these fake-ass LA fans who go to games in sunglasses to stare at the “famous.” Entourage sucks.

As the old punk album states, This is Boston Not LA. In Boston people are cynical assholes. Life sucks. We shiver through winter and sweat through summer. We have two things going for us: sports and the Kennedys (and now Teddy’s on his deathbed). We don’t wear purple, ever. In fact, if you wear purple to a bar in Boston you will get your ass kicked—and not because you’re a Lakers fan but because purple is, in Boston speak, “foahr faaags.” Boston fans are racist, sexist, and any other “ist.” So act like it—don’t just chant “Beat LA.”

I’m in a rush, but let’s throw a few anti-Lakers slogans out there. How about “Rape Kobe” or “Kobe=Rapist”? Remember, this year’s NBA MVP was accused of rape in Colorado a few years ago. Let’s not let him forget it, ok? Another good target is Phil Jackson. He’s a new age dickhead. We hate him his Zen pussy shit…

TAGS: Boston, Boston Celtics, Celtics, Colorado, Kobe, Lakers, NBA MVP, Sports

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McCain accidentally tells truth, backpedals


Saturday, May 3, 2008 - 4:19 pm (EST)
By Azriel Relph

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Sure, I’ll take 5 minutes off from writing the worst research paper of my life to keep the McCain ball rolling…

I don’t know if anyone noticed, but yesterday in Colorado, Senator McCain said he has an energy policy “which will eliminate our dependence on oil from the Middle East that will prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the Middle East.”

Sounds about right.  Most people would agree that oil has something to do with why we are in Iraq right now, and would like to see a change so it doesn’t happen again.  Way to talk straight John.

But, today he had to backtrack, saying “No, no, I was talking about that we had fought the Gulf War for several reasons.”

Oh okay, makes more sense.  When most people today talk about conflict in the Middle East, they are totally referring to Operation Desert Storm.  Really, why should he need to clarify?  Silly over-sensitive GOPers getting upset because they thought he was being honest about something…

TAGS: Colorado, GOP, Iraq, mccain, NATO, Politics, war

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John McCain is 100% Crazy


Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 9:09 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

FORGET TIMES STORY, LONG PROFILE FROM 2005 PROVES MCCAIN INSANE, LIKE CLINICALLY…

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MCCAIN’S PARTY

Why the senator from Arizona believes he can be the next Republican nominee for President.
by Connie Bruck

MAY 30, 2005

Watched closely by a North Vietnamese guard, a dirty, feeble-looking young man on crutches, carrying a slop bucket, inched forward in slow, painful steps, and then, with a huge effort, hoisted the bucket, emptying it into an open, fetid trough. As cameras whirred, the white-haired John McCain, standing a few feet away, regarded this portrayal of his younger self intently. The Arizona senator had come to New Orleans to visit the set of a movie based on his 1999 book, “Faith of My Fathers”—an account of growing up with a father and grandfather who were both famous four-star admirals, and also of his experience as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. It will be shown on the A&E network on Memorial Day, with Shawn Hatosy starring. McCain remarked that the set, based that day in a dilapidated former brewery, looked a lot like the “Hanoi Hilton,” where he spent most of his captivity: the interrogation room with long ropes hanging from the ceiling; the wretched infirmary cubicle; and the model hospital space, which the North Vietnamese displayed to visitors. “I spent about one and a half hours there,” McCain, who was a prisoner for five and a half years, commented dryly.

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TAGS: attack, beer, Bill Clinton, Colorado, Congress, Crack, Cuba, debate, dog, drama, drunk, election, Fox News, france, free, George Bush, global warming, HBO, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, immigration, India, Iran, Iraq, John McCain, Jr., Las Vegas, mccain, model, motivation, Movie, NATO, New Hampshire, New York, NPR, NSA, paris, pennsylvania, political, Politics, polls, putin, Race, Racism, Republicans, russia, Schools, Supreme Court, surf, Texas, Trade, Travel, united nations, war

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The Tally So Far


Wednesday, February 6, 2008 - 4:50 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

On the Democratic side, Obama’s won 8 states, while Clinton has won 6. Again, we probably won’t know the delegate count until very late tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Hillary took the Northeast, winning her home state of New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts (despite Ted Kennedy’s endorsement of Obama). Not surprisingly, she also took Arkansas, and she also won in Oklahoma and Tennessee.

Meanwhile, Obama had a nice night in the South, winning easily in Alabama and Georgia. He also won in Minnesota, North Dakota, Kansas, Delaware, Connecticut, and in his home state of Illinois.

States that are still counting the votes right now include Alaska, Missouri, Arizona, Colorado, Idaho, New Mexico, Utah, and California. Missouri is very close right now, with Clinton leading 50%-47%, with 87% of precincts reporting.

The polls have closed in California, and with only 2% of precincts reporting, Clinton leads Obama 57% to 32%.

On the Republican side, McCain has won 6 states so far, with Romney taking 4, and Huckabee surprising with 3 wins. Huckabee started the day early with a win in West Virginia, then picked up Alabama and Arkansas. The fact that he’s still in this thing around 11:30 PM is probably a bit of a surprise.

4 out of McCain’s 6 wins were in the Northeast, not exactly known for being a GOP stronghold. It seems like he still has some work to do shoring up support among conservatives. Of the 37% of voters who said they were very conservative, McCain only got 29% to Huckabee’s 46%. Of the 35% who said they were somewhat conservative, he and Huckabee tied with 39%. Surprisingly, he actually did fairly well with evangelicals in Alabama. 77% of voters there said they were evangelical or born-again, but McCain still got 35% of their vote versus 47% for Huckabee. Of course, considering that he only won 19% of the evangelical vote in Arkansas, I don’t think he can start counting on their support just yet.

Late Update: CNN is calling Georgia for…wait for it…Huckabee! It’s back to a 3-man race!

TAGS: Colorado, georgia, GOP, Hillary, mccain, New York, NSA, obama, polls, Race, war

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