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Au Revoir and RNC


Tuesday, September 9, 2008 - 3:09 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Hey all. This is my last post here at Medicine. I had a great time writing about dumb shit for the past 8 or so months. Thanks to John for giving me such a great experience in cyberspace.

I started a new site with Inigo, Jeff N, and a few others called Shiite Happens. (Below is the first post.) For now, it will be a political, arts, and culture blog with a young-ish voice, much like Medicine, but with more original video content. We’ll have a redesign and hopefully our own url soon. Please ignore the generic design for now. There won’t be any ads or commercial aspect and it will operate as a cooperative. We’re looking for writers, so give me a shout at wormetheperm {at} hotmail(.)com if you’d like to contribute.

Anyway, I’ve been out in Denver and Minneapolis for the Conventions with Inigo Gilmore, a filmmaker friend. And tomorrow we’re going moose hunting in Alaska. Despite our being robbed twice over the past two weeks, a video diary of the RNC was still able to be cut for Britain’s Channel 4. Note the shot of Inigo getting shot at by police (with rubber bullets of course) during a riot in St Paul.

 

Sarah Palin and the Re-Rise of the Republicans: An RNC Diary

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I’m in Minneapolis, having arrived from Denver on Sunday night. With me: Inigo Gilmore, a British journalist and filmmaker who recently relocated to New York after a year’s stint in Bangkok for Channel 4 UK. That morning, we’d awoken to find our rented SUV had been broken in to, and someone had stolen the tapes from Obama’s stadium coronation. The video and still cameras were safe, but everything else—chargers, bags, tripod, batteries—gone.

So our arrival at the Republican Convention came without glory. Luckily we were staying at a nice loft in downtown St. Paul, just blocks from the Xcel Center. To forget about our Denver loss, we trekked across St. Paul’s quaint downtown looking for a bar. It’s 10m. The bars, which normally close at 2am, are supposedly open until 4am all week, but few people are out.

“The thing about St Paul is that it’s only a few hundred thousand people,” says the local who’s guiding us. “It may be the smallest city to ever hold a national Convention.”

We stop at a dive-y bar on 7th Ave, St Paul’s pedestrian mall. Neon beer signs dangle on the windows. Dart boards and pool tables are visible inside. Sitting outside, we realize 20 or so Texas delegates surround us. Clustered around two pitcher strewn tables, the Texans meet every cliche: loud, foul mouthed, cross bearing, light beer loving, and cigar chomping. They wear orthopedic shoes, unrevealing dresses, snakeskin, denim…

Our next stop was another bar filled with boozing Texas delegates. Third stop: booze, Texans. Later, we even stumble on a hotel with a sign reading, “WELCOME TEXAS DELEGATION! Crowne Plaza Hotel…”

Aside from cowboy hats and generic clothing, what else did these Texans have in common? A shockingly passionate love for Ron Paul and his post-libetarianism. Few of the Texans we meet even like John McCain.

“We support McCain because we are Republicans,” one says. “But Ron Paul is beyond partisian politics.” Then comes a detailed Paul “Revolution”-ary spiel, which I block out. Yet as Convention eve came to a close, the Paul insurgency made clear that this year’s GOP was indeed a fractured party.

2
Monday. The Twin Cities got hit by twin bombshells. First, due to Hurricane Gustav, day one of the Convention was canceled, meaning no President Bush. Second, Sarah Palin, the dark horse Alaskan Governor McCain chose for VP, has a 17-year-old pregnant daughter. Some Convention so far, eh GOP? No opening night and so much for the whole family values and no sex before marriage thing.

Around noon we hear about a anti-war protest. Venturing from the loft, on 4th Street, up a block or two, we quickly realize this is no mere protest. On a street corner stood fifty plus cops in full riot gear—helmets, bulging pads, gas masks, sticks and tazers at the ready. The police surround about twenty black-clad, masked anarchists. The anarchos are backed against a building and all have their hands up, but they yell to the few onlookers and journalists on hand.

“We did nothing!” one kid in googles yells.

“These are our streets!” they chant.

A few blocks away we spot a beat-up blue Volvo blocking a major intersection connecting St Paul to the highway that leads to Minneapolis. About two dozen cops cordon the area. Inside the car I see a black clad youth chained to the steering wheel. A big yellow forklift arrives. I hear a buzzsaw. The cops are cutting the anarchist out of the car. Once he’s been removed and arrested, the forklift removes the car and dumps it on a grass lot.

Pushing further downtown we cross paths with about two hundred “direct action” folks. They even have a trance/techno soundtrack (c/o a red wagon with a stereo and “Funk the War” signs). But the mostly black wearing bandana crew seem confused as to where they’re headed.

“C’mon, this way,” yells one.

“No, this way,” shouts another, who eventually wins out.

But the confusion ends when it comes to the marchers’ intent. These folks want nothing short of destruction of the capatilist state. I’ve witnessed a few dozen riots in my day—mostly sports related—but I’ve never seen such a long, uncontested orgy of smashed windows, popped tires, trash can flipping, road blocking, and wreckage. Inigo captures a long shot of people running up the road by a big Macy’s, where a black woman sits on a bench smiling, Macy bags at her feet. Just then, two anarchists charge from behind with a metal grate. It takes a few tries, but they smash the windows.
(more…)

TAGS: 2000, 2004, Amy Goodman, beer, BOOKS, Bush, Campaign, Congress, contest, Denver, dog, Fox News, free, GOP, Gustav, Hillary, iPod, Iraq, John McCain, kids, mccain, Music, New York, New York Times, NPR, nypd, obama, political, Politics, Pregnant, Race, Rap, Republicans, RNC, Ron Paul, Sarah Palin, Shiite, Soundtrack, spin, Sports, Texas, the Replacements, Trade, Video, war, williamsburg, youtube

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Chris Matthews is a dick!


Thursday, August 28, 2008 - 6:14 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

We’ve reported exclusive first-hand accounts of Chris Mathews’ dickish personality and him flying off the handle here before on Meds. Unfortunately, it was a whole lot of drama for us from a large publishing company. Luckily we don’t need to look any further than MSNBC.

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TAGS: Chris Matthews, Democratic convention, Denver, Hardball, Keith Olberman, MSNBC, pundits

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Funny Beatrice Inn-fo


Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 2:49 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

I’m going to Denver tomorrow and can’t think about politics for another God damned second. So…how about drugs and sex!

Lohan shows some coke bloat while chilling w Marky Ramone at Beatrice. And yes I do think these two hanging together is cool…

Under a sub-head of “Herogram,” Gawker has a funny vignette up today about a Euro who goes to Beatrice Inn, the famed West Village dive club, every night and uses corny lines (”You bad girl”-style) and offers coke—but doesn’t sniff it—to get poon:

The thirty-something “Bea rat”—a real-estate investor who claims an interest in screenwriting —goes in, usually alone, almost every single night. He approaches a woman and says, “I’m going to find you later because you look like the kind of girl who wants to do very bad things.” If you’re French, he calls you “Frenchy.” If a girl’s Italian, he calls her “Siciliana.”

More importantly, the seduction is accompanied by the promise of cocaine, back at our Casanova’s apartment a few blocks away…

Most cunning of all: the cap-wearing Euro doesn’t actually share the cocaine: that way the calculating seducer remains sober and ready to take advantage of any opportunity. Too creepy? “Well, do you do coke?” a Beatrice bartender asked. “If you do coke, he’s a cool guy.”

Bro, you suck! Why waste money on blow? You’re so…Euro!!! All you need to get laid at Beatrice is a wang—though it helps to have the ability to sing along when they play R Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” while grinding on a female. Here’s the lyrics, and I’ll highlight key phrases. Attn all Euros, start memorizing so you can stop that $50 per gram non-habit:

Now, usually, I don’t do this but uh….
Go head’ on and break ‘em off wit a lil’ preview of
the remix….

Now I’m not trynna be rude
But hey pretty girl I’m feelin’ you

The way you do the things ya do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That’s why I’m all up in ya grill
Trynna get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin’ da field

Hook:

So baby gimme dat “Toot toot”
And lemme gi’ ya that “Beep beep”
Runnin’ her hands through my fro’
Bouncin’ on twenty fo’s
While they sayin’ on the radio

Chorus:

It’s the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin’ that body
Got ev’ry man in here wishin’
Sippin’ on coke and rum (rum)
I’m like so what I’m drunk (drunk)
It’s the freakin’ weekend
Baby I’m about to have me some fun (fun)

Bounce (10X)
C’mon

Now it’s like “Murda She Wrote”
Once I get cha out them clothes
Privacy is on the do’
But still they can hear ya screamin’ mo’
Girl I’m feelin’ whatchu feelin’
No more hopin’ and wishin’
I’m about to take my key ‘n’
Stick it in da ignition

Repeat Hook

Repeat Chorus

Crystal poppin’
In the stretch Navigata

We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We’ve got
Fellas to my left (left)
Hunnies on my right (right)
We bring ‘em both togetha
We got drinkin’ all night
Then afta the show
It’s the afta party
And afta the party
It’s the hotel lobby

Yeah, around about four
You gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to ya room and
Freak somebody

Can I get a “Toot toot”
Can I get a “Beep beep”
Runnin’ her hands through my fro’
Bouncin’ on twenty fo’s
While they sayin’ on the radio

Repeat Chorus(2 times)

Outro:

Girl we off in this Jeep
Foggin’ windows up
Blastin’ the radio
In the back of my truck
Bouncin’ up and down
Strokin’ round and round
To the remix
We jus’ thuggin’ it out

TAGS: Cocaine, Denver, Drugs, drunk, Politics, Review

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DNC Blogging MVP: Jada Yuan


Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 3:12 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Anarchy sucks!!!

If I recall correctly, New York Mag’s Jada Yuan smoked a blunt with Snoop Dogg for a blog post earlier this year. Now she’s hitting democracy’s frontlines, documenting the squelching of free speech via Denver police tear gas. Classic:

…cops used pepper spray and 100 protesters were taken into custody. Reports have focused on the police’s use of force (they claim protesters were carrying rocks), but it’s perhaps more disturbing that no one, including those who were watching the action, could articulate what the protest was about in the first place

…other than bandannas, though, the protest didn’t seem to have any organizing principal. James and his friends weren’t with any group; they’d just come to meet fellow anti-capitalists. Their goal: to create a new society that eliminates greed and corruption. It would’ve helped if James and his friends had actually found their comrades. But they’d gone on a side trip to counter-protest a protest by the right-wing anti-immigration group the Minutemen, and by the time they rejoined the original protest, they couldn’t find it, and the cops were blocking their path. So they stood in the intersection and did charades, “just three of us, maybe five people at most,” surrounded by twenty journalists and around 100 armed officers.

TAGS: Denver, dog, free, immigration, Nas, New York

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Joe


Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 12:34 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Geoff started with the one-name headers below so I’ll keep it alive…

Pics By Chip Somedevilla
Joe Biden hits Denver to meet with Delaware delegates and shows why he’s the real deal:

“I just want you to know that this is a great honor, this is a great honor being nominated vice president of the United States and I’m proud of it,” Mr. Biden told the small breakfast gathering. “But it pales in comparison to the honor I’ve had representing you.”

At this point, the extraordinarily loquacious senator paused, speechless and lost in his thoughts. He wiped away a tear with his handkerchief and went on.

“My private life has been lived in the public arena because you all got me started so young,” he said, alluding to his election to the Senate at age 29 and the death of his wife and daughter in a car accident before he was sworn in.

For any other pol, I’d say the tears were manufactured. But Joe Biden knows too much pain to fake the funk. I love this guy.

TAGS: Denver, election, Joe Biden, NATO, paris, Politics, timeline, Vice, war

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DNC Baby. Political Round Up…


Monday, August 25, 2008 - 1:25 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Denver!!!

I love the Obama font. And Michelle’s looking good…

OMG He’s Black!!!
Slate noticed Obama is black. In a story sub-headed “RACISM IS THE ONLY REASON MCCAIN MIGHT BEAT HIM,” Jacob Wesiberg, Slate’s eic, states the obvious. Duh. A black dude with a middle name of Hussein is running against an Irish John and it took Slate 19-months to write the obligatory Holy Shit This Guy is Black story? I love Slate. But they’ve sucked lately. Georgia’s war didn’t get any coverage. They haven’t run much from Afghanistan. And they’re election stuff has been 2nd tier. Where’s Meghan O’Rourke? Hopefully at the DNC.

Bubba Factor
Are the Clintons trying to steal the DNC? Politico thinks so (and Drudge leads with it). Tensions Boil, reads the headline:

One flashpoint is the assigned speech topic for former president Bill Clinton, who is scheduled to speak Wednesday night, when the convention theme is “Securing America’s Future.” The night’s speakers will argue that Obama would be a more effective commander in chief than his Republican rival, Sen. John McCain (Ariz.).

The former president is disappointed, associates said, because he is eager to speak about the economy and more broadly about Democratic ideas —emphasizing the contrast between the Bush years and his own record in the 1990s.

The Clintons are the non-story of the week…

All About Joe
Everyone in America is eager to learn about Joe Biden, O’s veep. His book, Promises to Keep (Random House 2007), is now a bestseller:

As of Sunday afternoon, the book was at No. 31 on the amazon.com bestseller list, and No. 11 on Barnes & Noble’s list.

It’s 24 on the Amazon list right now.

I’ve seen Biden speak on a hand-full of occasions. Most notably, I saw him at a foreign policy luncheon at the Kennedy Museum during the 2004 Boston DNC. Biden sat on a panel with Madeline Albright and Iraq’s deputy PM, among others. This was when Iraq was in the midst of a two-front uprising. On Iraq, Biden was fluid though a little over state-y.

At the time, rumblings of an 08 Biden run were abuzz, but the two foreign affairs junkies with me were convinced he’d be a great Sec State but not Prez material. I never considered him for VP. But what a great choice. Biden’s funny, can be a dick, and knows his stuff. Considering he lost his wife and child at 29, ascending to the second highest office in the land to serve in their honor makes me happy as a little girl who got a pony for her b day.

TNR Kisses Lizza’s Ass
The New Republic says 2008’s best political profile was Making It: How Chicago Shaped Obama by The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza. Of course, Lizza used to work for TNR. Unfortunately, his piece, while long and in-depth, glossed over much of Obama’s Chicago rise. For a better portrait of O’s Chicago days, buy David Mendell’s Promise to Power.

Reading Lizza’s piece, you could tell he was practicing access journalism. I felt like Axelrod was living in his brain, revising history. Most specifically, Lizza glosses over O and Michelle’s ties to real estate developers like Valerie Jarrett, Allsyon Davis, and Tony Rezko. Jarrett is who got the Obamas into politics (luring Michelle to city hall in the 80s). It was Jarrett, Rezko, and Davis who gave O his initial $$$ for his state senate run.

These folks are also (in)famous in Chicago for pushing private-public housing partnerships. Yes: in the early-90s, Chicago’s public housing authority was a mess. And these Jarrett-Rezko-Obama private-public policies made sense, at the time. What doesn’t make sense is why so many of the public units Jarrett ran (as CEO of Habitat INC, a title she holds today) went to shit under her watch. Or how Rezko took $40 million plus in federal tax credits, ran complexes into the ground, then moved into condo development with the dough he earned. A high number of the units owned by these folks are now back in public hands. Weirder still, Obama continues to support these policies without modifications even though they failed.

For all the right wing media’s attacks, Obama’s housing policy—which has left thousands of poor blacks negatively affected—has been left largely untouched. Valerie Jarrett is hated by blacks on the South Side. She’s #3 or 4 in the Obama campaign. Yet she’s only received minimal—and glowing—coverage. Why? You can’t Swift Boat a guy for fucking over the very poor blacks that white GOP assholes love fucking over. If anything, Obama’s questionable South Side housing record would help him with the Swift crowd.

Happy DNC viewing everyone…

TAGS: 2004, attack, Bill Clinton, BOOKS, Boston, Bush, Denver, economy, election, georgia, GOP, Iraq, Joe Biden, John McCain, mccain, New York, obama, political, Politics, Racism, war

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Ranking Obama’s VP Choices


Monday, August 18, 2008 - 12:43 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Barry at the bar in Reno, yesterday…EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty Images

So, here we go. One week until the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Obama is expected to announce his running mate this week, and I’m gonna rank my top choices. Since I’m still not sure America will vote for a black dude named Barack over a honky named John, my VP picks are based on national following, potential honky attraction, and voter trust value . 

1. John Kerry
This was floated by WBZ Boston Friday and picked up by Drudge this weekend. I think Kerry supplies everything Obama needs to win undecided voters’ trust. Kerry’s been a Senator for decades. He’s fought the GOP in a Presidential election—and won more votes than any Democrat ever. He served in Vietnam, with honor. He’s a national brand who’s been uber-vetted. Obama-Kerry is a sure win.

2. Hillary Clinton
George Stephanopoulos says she’s a “50-1″ shot. Still, Obama-Clinton is another can’t lose option. No one hates Republicans more than Hillary (they tried to ruin her family, dammit!), and she got 18 million votes in the primary. I disagree that the Clintons’ “baggage” would really affect Obama. Even post-Gore and Cheney, the VP is still a relatively weak office. Clinton as VP would neutralize her.

3. Joe Biden
As much as I love Biden, he is a bit of a loose cannon and may wind up as a liability in the general—kind of like a smart Dan Quayle. But the guy has the Washington and foreign affairs experience Obama lacks. I don’t know if it’s a sure thing, but Obama-Biden is a great ticket.

4. Sam Nunn
Nunn’s a fine peacenik, but after three decades in Washington, he’s hardly a changenik, and if you’re gonna forgo the whole “new politics” thing you mine as well pick an established national candidate like Kerry or Clinton. Nunn might be able to deliver Georgia, but he won’t help much in winning voter trust nationally.

5. Kaine, Bayh, Warner…
Yes, each brings a potential swing state victory, but none are nationally known, meaning the O Team will have to sell two personas instead of just The One. 

Whatever happens, Obama better not pick a Republican.

TAGS: Boston, Denver, election, georgia, GOP, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Nas, NATO, obama, Politics, Republicans, war

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