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Alaskans Against Palin


Monday, September 1, 2008 - 3:12 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

A Bloomberg news article highlights the fact that some of Palin’s Alaskan supporters, as well as the state’s major newspapers, don’t think she’s ready to be a heartbeat away from the presidency:

“She’s not qualified, she doesn’t have the judgment, to be next in line to the president of the United States,” Larry Persily, who until June worked in the governor’s Washington office as a congressional liaison, said in a phone interview.

A supporter of Palin’s campaign for governor, Jim Whitaker, the Republican mayor of Fairbanks, also questioned Palin’s readiness to serve as vice president.

“Most people would acknowledge that, regardless of her charm and good intentions, Palin is not ready for the top job,” the Fairbanks News-Miner newspaper wrote in an Aug. 29 editorial. “McCain seems to have put his political interests ahead of the nation’s when he created the possibility that she might fill it.”

The Anchorage Daily News, the state’s largest paper, noted in an editorial that Palin is enmeshed in a legislative investigation of her July 11 firing of the state’s public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan. He has since asserted that he received pressure from Palin’s family and administration to fire a state trooper involved in a contentious divorce from Palin’s sister.

TAGS: Congress, Divorce, mccain, political, Politics, Vice

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“She’s my f–king soul mate, dude.”


Wednesday, July 9, 2008 - 3:24 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

An Appreciation of A Rod (No Homo) 

A Rod is the best worst guy ever, and I was always pretty sure he was gay. (What straight 30-yr-old man do you know who likes Madonna, would invite Jeter for sleepovers, sunbathes in just jean short shortz in the Ramble, or has frosted tips?) But ever since US Weekly broke the Madg-Rod story, a parade of strippers, strip clubs, swinger clubs, and one night stands have come to light. A Rod sounds like a world class scode. Now I have my doubts. Is A Rod really hetero?

Meanwhile, dude is hitting 320 with 18 jacks and 50 RBI despite missing like a month of the season. Or, he’s gonna win MVP—again. All while in the middle of the biggest sports-tabloid divorce ever. 

As a Red Sox fan, I’m predisposed to hate A Rod. But since Yankee fans have never really taken to him and he’s never really beat the Sox, I secretly enjoy watching him play. Last year I caught a dozen games during his legendary first half when every other at bat he hit a homer. I hate to say it, but it was f–king awesome. Bad haircut and all, the guy is the best I’ve ever seen besides Bonds*. 

US Weekly just released more reportage:

“He kept smiling, acting as if he was a little kid,” the dinner companion tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now. “He told me it was Madonna,” A-Rod’s friend says. “I was shocked.” The highest-paid player in baseball then “proceeded to say he was in love with her,” the pal tells Us. “I thought he was kidding, but he wasn’t.” By February, the 32-year-old slugger had upped the ante. “He said, ‘She’s my f–king soul mate, dude.’”

TAGS: A-Rod, Divorce, Jeter, Madonna, missing, Red Sox, Sports, strippers

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Hitler and Mussolini Were Waayyyy Better Couple Than Madge-Rod


Tuesday, July 1, 2008 - 9:53 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Oh no he didn’t—A-Rod slapping away in the ALCS 04. When she was hot: Madonna before she started looking like an alien.

Gross!!! The two worst people in world history, Madonna and A-Rod, are f–king, says US Weekly:

Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out –and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

I will give Mr Rod some credit for being such a scumbag. Very Dimaggio, only Joltin Joe got Marylin when she was a hottie. I can’t wait to hear the crowd at Fenway dissing A-Rod on this one…

TAGS: A-Rod, Divorce, Madonna

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Charles Bock, Beautiful Children author, at Half King


Tuesday, March 4, 2008 - 8:25 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Last night I saw Charles Bock read at the Half King, a bar owned by two writers, Sebastion Junger and Scott Anderson. Although he said the book’s title was in part inspired by a Marylin Manson song, Bock—grunged out with bracelets and slicked back hair—was excellent, reading two segments from his panoramic Las Vegas novel. The second of which was about a stripper’s loser-y boyfriend stealing her pot and scamming away—hilarious and dead-on. Thanks to the Half King’s Clay Ezell for putting together another great night.
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(Vegas, by Lee Friedlander)

Beautiful Children, Bock’s first novel, is currently #33 on the NYT Best Seller list, after debuting at #11 last week. The book received a lot of NYT attention, including the cover of the Book Review and a Bock profile in the Magazine.

Last week Bock’s publisher Random House put the book online as PDF download. At last night’s reading, Bock said 30,000 people visited his website and 15,000 downloaded the book. Put in perspective, the average first run of a mid-list hardcover book is 25,000. Even a “hit” debut novel rarely sells more than 50,000 copies. Bock’s download sure got his book into a lot of hands.

This week, a letter ran in the Times Book Review hating on Bock’s cover treatment:

Tattoo You
Published: March 2, 2008
To the Editor:
Never have I finished an outright rave — and a front-page one at that — less convinced of a novel’s merits than I was at the end of Liesl Schillinger’s review of Charles Bock’s “Beautiful Children” (Feb. 3). It is only the latest example in a worrisome trend of slathering praise upon the prose of a certain genus of writer — Marisha Pessl comes to mind — who operates in a constant, hysterical pitch, at the expense of precision, lucidity and memorable elegance.

Schillinger approvingly quotes a sentence of Bock’s: “Electricity lit up Ponyboy’s skeletal structure as if it were a pinball machine on a multi-ball extravaganza, and the mingling odors of brimstone and sulfur and sweat and burning skin filled Ponyboy’s nostrils.” This describes, we are told, the administration of Ponyboy’s newest tattoo. It is easy to see why, in the current literary climate, this sentence attracts admiration: it loudly conflates the human body and the book’s setting, Las Vegas; it declares the obsolescence of the comma as it pounds out a list of nouns; its zeal for gaudy metaphor nearly splits it at the seams; and it turns up the biblical volume with the sinister “brimstone.”

But the sentence suffers from several conspicuous flaws. For one, it lurks at the edge of tenability when it describes the electricity illuminating Ponyboy’s “skeletal structure.” It then attempts to shoehorn in the metaphor of a pinball machine, whose vividness further divorces the sentence’s central idea from a credible reality, and then finally, in order, I imagine, to deploy four nouns rather than three, it falls irritatingly into redundancy: brimstone and sulfur, as a quick trip to the dictionary will confirm, are synonyms.

This is only one sentence of many. (Bock’s novel clocks in at 417 pages.) But it is telling that Schillinger chooses to cite it — her admiration for this particular species of sentence is symptomatic of what American critics have lately been letting pass as good prose, just as her admiration for the novel as a whole represents a troubling tendency to confuse page count with ambition and rambling, undercooked writing with originality. A day after reading that sentence, and many others that have been similarly praised in recent years, one is left not with a cogent, gripping image, but only the residual odor of sulfur and brimstone, and a wish for more writing that, like Ian McEwan’s, lodges firmly, even painfully in the mind. It is difficult to forget a sentence like this, from “Atonement”: “The world, the social world, was unbearably complicated, with two billion voices, and everyone’s thoughts striving in equal importance and everyone’s claim on life as intense, and everyone thinking they were unique, when no one was.”

Ian MacKenzie
Brooklyn

Funny that Mr Mackenzie wishes “precision, lucidity and memorable elegance” in other’s sentences yet fails in writing them himself. (I stole that thought from Hassan Chop.)

Ah, the First Novel. In New York, hyped first novels attract more hate and debut than anything this side of Clinton-Obama. But for a moment, let’s celebrate the fact that a debut literary novel by a Goth dude is currently on the Best Seller list.

TAGS: BOOKS, Brooklyn, Divorce, Las Vegas, New York, obama, Race, Review

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Free Las Vegas Novel, Ford


Wednesday, February 27, 2008 - 10:09 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

I hate comic book literature. My reasons are petty: it’s boring. But I love Las Vegas. The beginning of Charles Bock’s first book, Beautiful Children, may be littered with comic chic—nerdy artists, young kids who don’t get poon. Neon dreams and outsized prose make it a worthy read. Random House has put it online as a PDF, free!
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(Last night at Jet, Floyd Maywheater’s bday, Mirage, Las Vegas. Wire Images)

New York, New York!
artwork_images_424236030_352274_robert-polidori1.jpgRobert Polidori.

Here’s some more first rate fiction about an America city—one which Polidori shot better.
Richard Ford, who left Knopf for Ecco this month, New Orleans short story in The New Yorker:


Farther down the street, which stretched out toward the faraway lake and the hot white sky, a crew of young shirtless black men was gutting a house and loading the usable timbers and shingles onto a sagging pickup. But almost no one was living in any house now, or in the acres of streets in either direction, streets that looked like open fields. It was the Lower Nine. It was the land far below sea level, the submersible land that had always been poor and black but had been a place to live. Now that seemed finished. Louise’s school had made field trips to here, and written poems and essays all about it, painted desolate pictures, written letters to kids who were now in other cities, and in which the letter writers had predicted that everything would soon be restored and become even better. So far that hadn’t happened.

New Orleans, Polidori:
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Ford again:

Often, at night, Walter Hobbes would lie awake in his apartment high above the broad curved sweep of the river, where container ships and tankers hung at anchor, their white running lights illuminating bits of the dense breezy darkness, and wonder what had caused Betsy to suddenly need to be divorced from him. It hadn’t seemed necessary, even if Mitch Daigle had come onto the horizon, as he unfortunately had. Mitch Daigle wasn’t even all that bad a fellow. He and Walter had known each other at the Bar Association, and been friendly doubles opponents for one summer at City Park. Mitch was from Ville Platte, a good coon-ass boy who’d come down to the city the way Walter had from Mississippi, to ride the oil-and-gas boom, now long over with. There had been a slew of them, young lawyers who’d arrived for a single reason and then made a stand. There wasn’t a need to be long-established if you had money, and everybody did. The town welcomed that. They had both gone into private practice afterward and drifted away from their old firms. Then Betsy helped Mitch find a house on Palmer Avenue and made love to him right on the client’s tester bed, and everything got wrong. Betsy explained to him during the divorce that she’d read a book in college at Hollins, about some children who were caught in a cyclone on a South Sea island. All the animals on the island—birds and lizards and furry creatures—went crazy before the storm came. Which didn’t explain anything. It had become fashionable to blame bad things on the hurricane—things that would’ve certainly happened anyway—failures, misdeeds, infirmities of character that the hurricane could’ve had nothing to do with. As if life weren’t its own personalized storm.

TAGS: Divorce, free, kids, Las Vegas, New York, Practice, war

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Managing Risk


Friday, January 11, 2008 - 2:13 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Want to know how the economy got fucked? This mega-long piece from the London Review is the best thing I’ve read yet on how derivatives led to the mortgage fall out and subsequent credit crunch, which may in turn lead to gloabl recession. One thing’s certain: it’s not over yet. The piece is written by a Brit, so replace “City” with “Wall St”, and “Noterthern Rock” with “Countrywide”…

Cityphilia
John Lanchester
At the point when we bought our house in 1996, average house prices in the UK, adjusted for inflation, were some way below the levels they’d hit in the late 1980s bubble. Clapham was then still a place people moved to when they had families and wanted larger and cheaper houses, and were willing to move south of the river to get them. When house prices began to go up, this area began to be colonised by bankers and City types. We were the last non-City people to move into the street where we live – the last of the aborigines. These days, as houses become an ever more critical capital asset, there is a constant va-et-vient of renovation, a non-stop turmoil of attics being done, basements being dug out, skips being filled, scaffolding put up and everything knockable being knocked through. In a street two hundred metres long, there is at the moment one skip, three sets of scaffolding, two basement conversions, a loft conversion and two full renovations. Most of this activity is generated by the City people, since we aborigines for the most part tend not to move; we’re all still here. But the bankers move all the time, doing up and selling on houses, usually to move to the Old Rectory in Shaghampton, Wiltshire, with the husband spending three or more nights in town until the inevitable happens. (‘Half of my business is “The Old Rectory, Wiltshire”,’ a cheerful divorce lawyer once told me.)
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TAGS: A Milli, BOOKS, converse, Divorce, drama, drunk, economy, election, free, model, NSA, Ohio, Practice, Review, russia, Sandwich, Schools, Singapore, Trade, war, wasted

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Sadr’s a Dick! Shiite Militias in Iraq; Booze and Journos; Best Wishes–Jon Lee Anderson


Thursday, January 3, 2008 - 5:00 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Today’s Reads
1. The intrepid Charles Crain writes this week from Baghdad

“While Al-Qaeda in Iraq is now surrounded by enemies and has seen its base of support dry up, there has been no corresponding decline in the fortunes of militias like the Mahdi Army. Sadr declared a cease-fire at the end of August after his militia took the blame for fighting in the holy city of Karbala. But it retains its ability to fight other militias in southern Iraq. It is also still active in Shi’ite neighborhoods of Baghdad, even though its leaders have held back from fighting American troops for control of the streets. In fact, the cease-fire may have allowed Sadr to consolidate his fragmented and often unruly organization.

Meanwhile, Sadr’s militia may be asserting mafia-like control over the poor Shi’ite areas where it has long provided the services and security the government has not. “What you do have is, the Mahdi Army, Inc.,” said Petraeus, backing up an earlier assessment by U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker. The militia has come to dominate not simply by force, but also by controlling staples like fuel and electricity.

Thus, in contrast to AQI, the Mahdi Army enters 2008 with its military capability and its base of support largely intact. If the political or military dynamic changes in 2008, the militia’s leadership could just as easily choose to once again unleash its fighters. By mid-summer the surge will be over, and U.S. troop strength will be back where it was in late 2006. So, if the cease-fire does end, the U.S. will not be fighting with the 30,000 reinforcements that contributed to the gains of 2007. It will also face an adversary with strong support in Shi’ite communities and elements of the Iraqi government. At that point it may be the U.S., rather than its foe, that will have to make a tough choice about whether it can or should continue to fight.”

2. Jack Shafer on Slate says booze and journalism are a dynamic duo

“Every profession needs what academics call an “occupational mythology” to sustain it, a set of personal and social dramas, arrangements, and devices, as sociologist Everett Hughes put it, “by which men make their work tolerable, or even make it glorious to themselves and others.” As hard drugs are to the hard-rocker and tattoos are to the NBA player, so booze is to the journalist—even if he doesn’t drink.

The journalist likes to think of himself as living close to the edge, whether he’s covering real estate or Iraq. He (and she) shouts and curses and cracks wise at most every opportunity, considers divorce an occupational hazard, and loves telling ripping yarns about his greatest stories. If he likes sex, he has too much of it. Ditto for food. If he drinks, he considers booze his muse. If he smokes, he smokes to excess, and if he attempts to quit, he uses Nicorette and the patch.

Today, praise goes to the “courageous” newsroom alcoholic or druggie who enters a company-financed rehab program. Today’s newspaper will fire you for taking mood-altering drugs in the workplace unless, of course, they’re prescription antidepressants paid for by the company health plan. And in the old days, great status was bestowed upon the foulest mouth in the newsroom. Today, that sort of talk will earn you a write-up from HR for creating a climate of sexual harassment. Paradoxically, the language and subjects now banned as inappropriate inside the newsroom are routinely found inside the pages of the newspaper.

The wise editor understands that quality journalism requires a bad attitude, foul words, a brawl, and sometimes a drink afterward.

I love that even a press critic is romanticizing journalism.

3. Sometimes quality journalism involves almost dying in the line of duty

Writer Jon Lee Anderson is recovering from a major cardiac episode. I hope he’s OK, and wish him a speedy recovery. His long Afghanistan-opium story in the New Yorker was 2007’s best magazine feature. In the piece, Jon Lee came under attack by Taliban. He wrote of it with a coolness so smooth it reads like he was receiving a massage not in a 90 minute firefight:

“As I walked along a trail between the poppy fields, gunshots rang out. Men began running, taking cover, and looking up toward the village on the bluff; the firing seemed to be coming from the mud-walled compounds there. Kelly, the ex-cop from Arizona, yelled at me to take cover. I headed toward a stand of trees with Aaron Huey, the photographer who was travelling with me; from there we could no longer see any other Americans. A group of six or seven Interior Ministry policemen—almost all of the local police had disappeared as soon as the shooting started—ran past with their guns drawn, and we followed.

Moments later, we were in an open section of the village, and under fire. There were now twenty or so policemen, in small groups bunched up against mud walls, shooting in various directions. One of them had been shot in the shoulder and was bleeding. I tried, with Huey, to make a run for where I thought the American convoy was, but we were turned back by gunfire.

Some of the policemen began pointing at a distant farm compound.

“Dushman!”—enemy—one yelled. They fired an R.P.G. at the compound. The grenade exploded, sending up a large black burst of smoke and dust.

Major Khalil appeared, leading a few of the policemen and a prisoner in a brown robe; they had tied his hands behind his back with his own shawl. Huey and I joined them as they made their way down an alley and toward the fields. When we were in the middle of the poppy field, Khalil screamed, “Taliban! Get down!”

Then he and his men, firing their guns, advanced, with us among them.

We could see the helicopters flying over the village and the river, seeming to leave the area. Several of the policemen asked me why they weren’t firing at our attackers. I didn’t know what to tell them. (Later, I learned that they were evacuating the television journalists.)

As we approached a steep hill, from which the Afghan policemen were firing rockets and Kalashnikovs into the village, Khalil told everyone in our group to lift our hands and weapons in the air, and he began calling out loudly, identifying us to the policemen above us, telling them to hold their fire. As they covered us, we climbed the hill to join them.

It had been about ninety minutes since the shooting began. As we looked for cover on the hill, Khalil directed his men to fire into the village. Bullets came cracking at us. The prisoner, his arms still bound, crouched next to me. There was a plume of black smoke; the men said that it was one of our vehicles burning. Khalil, seemingly panicked, ordered everyone to run. (He later told me that he had seen movement below and feared that the Taliban were about to surround us.) We headed for another hill, from which I was finally able to see the convoy, about a half mile away, across a wadi.

A group of men had gathered in a large foxhole at the summit of our hill, and I spotted Mick Hogan, who was looking through his gun’s scope at the village below. I crawled up to him. Below us, I saw a man dressed in black move quickly through the village and dodge out of sight behind a wall. The men in the foxhole pounded bullets in his direction.

Hogan told us to get to the convoy; the Americans wanted to pull out right away. As Huey and I headed down, one of the Afghans came running past us, pointing to a hole in his trousers where a bullet had just missed his leg. I congratulated him on his good luck. Then I spotted Kelly driving one of the white pickups and we got in with him.

We had to get back across the river, but the route we had used that morning was too dangerous; some Afghan policemen had just been ambushed in an attempt to head that way. Our way to the river cut between two walled orchards, and the convoy, a long line of slow-moving trucks, was taking fire from both sides. Kelly called the helicopters on his radio, and soon we heard the grinding sound of the helicopters’ miniguns—.30-calibre machine guns that fire up to four thousand rounds per minute.

When we reached the river’s edge, we saw that one of the white pickups was stranded in the water and some of the A.T.V.s were submerged. Men were clambering about—trying to hold on to vehicles, calling for towropes—and returning fire. Kelly stopped midstream to help them. Two of the A.T.V.s were towed out, but the others, and the pickup, were abandoned. The DynCorp men ripped the radio out of the pickup so that the Taliban wouldn’t take it. Kelly managed to get his truck to the other side, where the shooting continued.

Nearby, a DynCorp crew had opened full automatic fire on a group of gunmen who had moved from deeper in the orchard to the treeline on the opposite bank and were shooting at us. Aaron Huey and I took cover behind a truck as Kelly joined the fight. Rockets exploded near the Diablos, and then the choppers disappeared. (They had both been hit several times, but made it back to the base in Tirin Kot, one with a fire on board.) After a few more minutes, the decision was made to retreat.

The road was almost obscured by the dust kicked up by the trucks in front of us. We passed another orchard, and, again, there were gunshots from both sides of the road. In the back of our truck, Bulmaro Vasconcelos, a machine-gunner from Hemet, California, fired into the orchard with a heavy machine gun. I saw a military cap in the road in front of us, and then a man lying face down. We couldn’t tell if he was alive or dead, and swerved to avoid running over him. It was one of the Afghan policemen. Kelly yelled for the truck behind us to pick him up.

A few seconds later, the window on Kelly’s side exploded and he yelled, “Shit! I’ve been hit!” He grabbed his leg, but kept driving, feeling the leg with one hand. He looked at the hand: there was no blood. The bullet, evidently slowed by the metal door, had not pierced his skin. “I’m all right,”he said. A bullet hit my side of the truck, and another struck the back. A minute or two later, we were out of the orchards and into more open territory, headed toward the camp. For the first time in four hours, there was no shooting.

About ten minutes after we got back to camp, we heard loud explosions coming from the river. The Dutch had dispatched an Apache helicopter to destroy the abandoned pickup with a Hellfire missile.

In addition to the man we had found in the road, who had been shot in the head and was barely alive, four Afghan policemen had been shot, of whom two were critically wounded. One was spouting blood from the femoral artery in his right leg. Another had been shot in the lung and the liver. Sylvester Pocius, known as Sly, another goateed DynCorp contractor, had been grazed on the neck by a bullet that ricocheted off the bolt of his gun. The wounded were rushed into camp for emergency treatment and driven to the Special Forces hospital. (A month later, the policeman who had been shot in the liver died of his wounds.) wounded and eight killed during the attack. There was conflicting information about the identities of the dead, and uncertainty about whether the reports were accurate, but the victims were said to have included an old woman, or possibly an old man, and a twelve-year-old girl.

TAGS: Al-Qaeda, attack, Crack, Divorce, drama, Drugs, HBO, Iraq, New York, political, Rehab, Shiite, Taliban, Travel, war

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