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UK Discovers Hipsters, AD 2008


Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 5:34 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

No pictures needed. I’ve highlighted key findings in this dispatch from The Independent UK:

The bewildered boy clutches his fruit salad and searches for a seat at the back of the bar. He’s wearing a vintage flannel shirt and skinny jeans, a pair of pointed brogues and pink plastic-framed sunglasses. His hair is a peroxide crop in the androgynous, Agyness Deyn style. This hipper-than-thou hangout in the Truman Brewery on London’s Brick Lane, with its indistinct electronic soundtrack, is a popular spot. Emos, nu-folkies and post-post-punks mingle on Moroccan-style cushions. A guy in a ripped white V-neck T-shirt is stretched out on the leather couch in the corner, his face lit by the pale glow from his MacBook. For an aspiring scenester like the boy in the flannel shirt, standing out from the crowd is going to be a struggle.

We’re in the crucible of London cool, a district so packed with poseurs that it attracts as many satirists as it does followers of fashion. But forget any tired talk simply of Shoreditch twats and Brooklyn hipsters. Across the developed world, from Copenhagen to Cape Town, from Tokyo to Sao Paolo, from Kreuzberg to Williamsburg – from Grangemouth to Guildford, for that matter – today’s scenesters all wear the same clothes and accessories, listen to the same sounds, ride the same bicycles, and read the same magazines, e-mailouts and style blogs.

“There always used to be a particular city that was the centre of cool at a particular point in time,” says Ted Polhemus, style anthropologist and author of Streetstyle: From Sidewalk to Catwalk. “But now there’s no longer a place where it’s ‘at’; there’s no longer any centre of the world’s popular cultural universe. For a time it seemed it would be a simple matter of shifting from London to Tokyo. But instead, street style is everywhere and in places you’d never have guessed it would be.”

The Truman Brewery is a microcosm of an international phenomenon. Across the alley from the bar, Rough Trade East – London’s coolest independent record store – is celebrating its first birthday with a limited edition run of Rough Trade-branded Converse All Stars, the global scenester’s shoe of choice. Next door, there’s a hairdresser cutting the “do” of the day, its clients reclining in Japanese Belmont Cadilla styling chairs “for ultra-comfort and design”.

There’s the local scooter dealership with a rank of Mod-ish Italian Vespas lined up on the pavement outside. And at the end of the row is a clothing store that specialises in stitching together two old pieces of clothing to make something new. Want your pinstripe suit grafted to a hoodie? This is the place for you. And this is what global scenester culture has come to in the Noughties – a succession of styles from the past half-century, patched together to form a single, strangely familiar whole. There’s a bit of Eurotrash here, some British punk there, a swatch of Asian minimalism, and a sizeable off-cut of blue-collar chic from both sides of the Atlantic. So how, exactly, did hip get globalised?

Like every other American Apparel clothing store worldwide, the East End branch – a stone’s throw from the Truman Brewery – stocks Spandex hotpants and sequined tube dresses, white Eighties gym socks and DayGlo sports sweats, maroon corduroys worthy of Woodstock, even the latest album by French electro-auteur Sébastien Tellier. The shop is so popular it’s moving to bigger premises.

American Apparel is an archetype for the globalisation of “cool”. The retail chain was founded in California in 1997 with an outsider ethic. Most of its clothes are produced in an 800,000-square foot factory in Los Angeles, and its Canadian founder, Dov Charney, actively associates his brand with the city’s multicultural melting pot.

Today, American Apparel is the largest domestic clothing manufacturer in the US, and boasts around 200 stores worldwide – in Canada, Mexico, Israel, Japan, Korea and most of Western Europe. There are outlets in Glasgow, Brighton and Liverpool, and the locations of its London branches read like a historical tour of capital cool: Portobello Road, Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, Camden. The further its global reach stretches, the more easily the company can study and copy street style, before repackaging it and selling it back to the originators of that style, with an American Apparel label attached.

Uniqlo, the Japanese clothing giant, is another outfitter of the global scenester. Until 2004, the chain was known as a cheap and nasty Asian C&A equivalent. Its first move into the UK, in the early Noughties, met with little success. So Uniqlo executives went back to the drawing board and hired top creative director Kashiwa Sato to transform its fortunes.

Sato’s strategy was to make Uniqlo a global brand, but one unafraid of flaunting its modern Japanese origins. Now the company’s website is world class, its store interiors sleek and minimalist, its global logo (in both Roman and Japanese script) ubiquitous, and its clothing cutting edge and inclusive. Today, Uniqlo has almost 800 stores worldwide, including outlets in the UK, US and France. What Sato was looking to replicate, he recently told Creative Review, was “the ultra-contemporary cool aspect of Japan, its pop culture rather than something traditional and Japanese-y.” He’d tapped into the global scene.

Down the street from American Apparel, past the London College of Fashion, is The Old Blue Last, a shabby-chic pub where Vice magazine, style bible to the global scenester, hosts regular parties. Outside, a blackboard advertises “fuzzed garage, punk, post-punk, freakbeat and more in an anything goes night of really GOOD music”.

Once, style tribes defined themselves by their music. There were disco divas, electro heads, hippy West Coast rockers…. But in the age of the MP3, anything really does go: Parisian lounge jazz bands can cover the Ramones (as did Nouvelle Vague); Belgian producers can make a Kylie Minogue song sound like The Prodigy (as did Soulwax); and DJs can drop The White Stripes into a hip-hop set – Mark Ronson made his name on the New York club circuit doing just that.

Today’s music scene is a global swapshop. One of the coming bands of this year, for instance, are Johannesburg’s Blk Jks, whose style choices include the global scenester’s familiar Elvis Costello “dork” glasses, 1970s ski vests, vintage Nikes and, yes, skinny jeans.

The band that defined the US branch of the global scene was The Strokes, a quintet of monied Manhattanites posing as Lower East Side hipsters. Lead singer Julian Casablancas’s vocal persona is insouciant, unimpressed, too cool to try harder. His latest project is the song “My Drive Thru”, commissioned for a Converse advertisement; the ad is the centrepiece of Converse Century, a celebration of the company’s first 100 years, and a smart marketing campaign that condenses decades of global youth subculture and rebrands it for the mainstream.

The print element of the Converse Century campaign features a row of international, intergenerational scenesters, each wearing their pair of Chuck Taylor All Star trainers – among them are Hunter S Thompson, James Dean and Sid Vicious. The UK version of the print ad features Joy Division’s Ian Curtis; the French version, actress and singer Jane Birkin; the Chinese version, singer-songwriter Cui Jian. Converse means cool in more than 20 languages.

When the first edition of the glossy freesheet Vice came out in Montreal in 1994, its founders could hardly have believed that, 14 years on, it would be sought out by 900,000 readers on five continents. Now, the Vice empire includes a clothing chain, a record label and an online TV channel.

The Vice aesthetic has had an abiding influence on global scenester style. The magazine’s photographers popularised a street-verité photographic vernacular, with touches of soft porn and a sense of menace. The Vice Photo Book, a collection published earlier this year, boasts images of guns, sex, drug-taking, blood and vomit.

It’s no coincidence that American Apparel’s often controversial advertising campaigns imitate the Vice look, nor that Vice photographer Terry Richardson is the principal photographer for Uniqlo’s in-house magazine, Paper. His style has countless amateur copycats worldwide, whose photos have found a home on fast-growing photo-sharing websites such as Flickr and MySpace. Snapping away at a party in Portland, Oregon, or in Harajuku, Tokyo, a global scenester can disseminate their local style worldwide before sunrise.

“People like Ryan McGinley and Terry Richardson just took pictures of their friends on basic cameras,” explains Andy Capper, the UK editor of Vice. “American Apparel and Uniqlo are doing what Vice did, which is to stop using expensive models and Photoshop. They use point-and-shoot photography, which is more honest and exciting. Cheap digital cameras and the internet popularised that.

Outside a bar in Shoreditch, near the Vice offices, there’s a guy handing out flyers for a club night called Shoreditch is Shit: The Worst Night of Your Life. On the flipside are instructions for how to play “cock, muff, bumhole”, the variation on paper, scissors, stone created for Nathan Barley, a satire of scenester life aired on Channel 4. Making fun of the global scenesters is futile, for they love nothing more than to mock themselves. Everything a scenester does is rendered in air quotes: ironic moustaches, ironic trucker caps, faux-offensive Urban Outfitters T-shirts, white guys with afros, or musical acts with names like Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Nathan Barley himself ran a scenester website – or “urban culture despatch” – called Trashbat.co.ck, and the internet has been a key factor in the globalisation of hip. Through mailouts and blogs, the tropes of eclectic style tribes the world over are quickly integrated into a single street style. The keffiyeh, once a signifier of solidarity with Palestine, now signifies nothing but cool. The fixed-wheel bike is now the global scenester’s favourite ride. China’s cheap Holga camera, once a well-kept secret among professional photographers hoping to achieve that lo-fi look, is now an essential urban accessory, and the results of its use are plastered all over Flickr. Albert Hammond Jr, The Strokes’ guitarist and boyfriend of Agyness Deyn, had one hanging round his neck at the T4 on the Beach party.

“Trends aren’t transmitted hierarchically, as they used to be,” explains Martin Raymond, co-founder of The Future Laboratory, a trend forecasting company. “They’re now transmitted laterally and collaboratively via the internet. You once had a series of gatekeepers in the adoption of a trend: the innovator, the early adopter, the late adopter, the early mainstream, the late mainstream, and finally the conservative. But now it goes straight from the innovator to the mainstream.”

The global scenester stays on top of what’s cool worldwide by reading such urban culture despatches as The Cool Hunter, a blog begun in Sydney four years ago by Bill Tikos, which reports on the hippest fashion, furniture, and design culture. The Cool Hunter has more than 600,000 unique visitors per month, who pore over the contents of its licensed offshoots in the US, UK, Turkey, Italy, China, and Japan. Its global audience allows Tikos to homogenise cool worldwide.

The Vice weekly e-mailout, with images from the global scene, and listings for Vice events in each city, is not unique. Le Cool, also emailed, calls itself “a free weekly cultural agenda and alternative city guide” for European capitals. Flavorpill does the same job for London and the US. It also makes sure scenesters are on the same page with weekly music, art, fashion, and literary mailouts, and Activate: “world news filtered by flavorpill”.

Not even geopolitics is beyond the boundaries of cool for a global scenester: there’s a vague pro-organic, anti-Bush sentiment uniting them all. For more precise examples, look at American Apparel’s pro-immigration political activities, or Vice’s “Iraq Issue” of 2004, which covered the conflict from a new, Vice-centric angle – following, for instance, the travails of an Iraqi heavy metal band. The magazine’s pet topics may be controversial, but they aren’t self-regarding.

“We’re more of a news magazine than a fashion magazine,” says Capper. “Even if we’re writing about a band we try to put some social context in it. We’re The Economist meets Rolling Stone – but back when Rolling Stone was good.”

In the 7 August edition of the JC Report, Flavorpill’s weekly fashion mailout, Erin Magner reported on ‘The Death of Trends’ on the catwalk. “In 2008, the only prevailing trend is that there are no prevailing trends,” she wrote. “It’s not just designers who are contributing to the end of boldface trends … consumers, too, are rejecting the commandments of the editorial elite, taking inspiration from peers around the world to craft their own interpretations of style. Rather than buy into one trend from head-to-toe, like the ‘preppy’ or ‘punk’ movements of decades past, consumers are appropriating eclectic influences and remixing them like a DJ does with music.”

“Fashion is a borrowed medium,” says Martin Raymond. “It’s pick-and-mix, it’s retroactive and it’s nostalgic. So you get a chronological misfit of products and references, mashed together to create something completely different. Think about nu-rave: it’s a product of Eighties romanticism, a product of punk, a product of straight edge and of old rave. The growth in cool-hunting websites and businesses has led to the decay of the traditional time scheme between an emerging group doing something, and it being spotted, embraced and codified. It used to be a year, then it was six months. Now it’s about six days. We have 3,500 trend-spotters stationed around the world. I sit down with them four times a year, and we’ll find that the same trend has cropped up in about 25 different cities.”

As this “borrowing and referencing” takes place not in capitals of cool like London but on an international scale, via the internet, the result is that same brand of individuality is sold, worn and celebrated the world over, simultaneously. If a global scenester starts wearing their underpants around their neck in Sao Paolo tomorrow, by next week boxer shorts would be sold out in Berlin. Ted Polhemus explains, “If you Google ’street style’, you can see street fashion photography from all over the world. What’s interesting is not just the images from London or Tokyo, but those from places like Helsinki, Zagreb, Mexico City, Jakarta, even Tehran. People always ask me, ‘What’s the next big thing?’ but there will never again be a next big thing. The future of fashion is that all of these places will participate. There will never ever again be one ‘the place’.”

TAGS: Brooklyn, converse, france, free, Hipster, Hipsters, immigration, Iraq, Manhattan, model, mp3, Music, NATO, New York, paris, Photoshop, political, Politics, Race, Review, Soundtrack, Sports, t-shirts, The Strokes, Trade, Vice Magazine, williamsburg

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Rhys Chatham - 200 Electric Guitars - FREE - This Friday at Lincoln Center


Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 12:07 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

When/Where: Friday, August 15, 2008 at 7:00 PM, at New York City’s Lincoln Center’s outdoor venue, Damrosch Park Bandshell. This will be a free show featuring Rhys Chatham and a slew of other badass, talented guitarists playing A Crimson Grail (2008) for 200 Electric Guitars.

I’ve seen Rhys Chatham play with about 15 guitarists in Carrol Gardens Brooklyn a few years ago with basically members from heavy on talent, Bear in Heaven and members of Sonic Youth. It was truly mind blowing so I’m imagining that this performance with 200 guitars/bass will knock your socks off.

From Lincoln Center’s website - composer Rhys Chatham and section leaders John King, Ned Sublette, David Daniell, and Seth Olinsky (Akron/Family) lead an oversized orchestra of 200 volunteer guitarists and electric bassists in the world premiere of A Crimson Grail for 200 Electric Guitars (Outdoor Version) performed not on the Bandshell stage but along the sides of the audience at Damrosch Park, to heighten the work’s polyphonic effect. The work, originally composed for Paris’ famed Sacré-Coeur, has been extensively revised to suit the dynamics of the Park’s outdoor acoustic.

Links: Lincoln Center’s blurb…

Lincoln Center’s Bandshell Venue

Rhys Chatham’s website

Pitchfork’s Record Review…

TAGS: Brooklyn, france, free, New York, New York City, paris, Review

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Eat It France!


Monday, August 11, 2008 - 12:37 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

The US beats the favored French, who talked some pre-game smack, in the 4×100 relay by eight one-hundreths of a second!

TAGS: france, Olympics, Sports

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Get Your Hymen Back Here


Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 11:50 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

Weird…two stories in two days on Muslim women who’ve had premarital sex trying to get a hymenoplasty, where a doctor uses “stitches to repair the broken membrane so that it partially covers the opening of the vagina.” Why would women do this? Because in many Muslim countries, women are expected to be virgins when they’re married, so some are opting for the surgery to magically become virgins again. The WSJ did a story two days ago about the uproar in France (subscription needed) following a court’s ruling annuling a marriage because the man discovered that his wife wasn’t a virgin on their wedding night. The court said that it was a breach of contract, and now people are calling for the Justice Minister to resign! Then, the NYT did a story about Muslim women and virginity.

Personally, chalk me down as someone who’s a bit torn on this issue. On the one hand, I can understand critics’ arguments that the procedure perpetuates the repression of women in Muslim countries and stifles attempts to advance womens’ rights in those nations. You can’t become a virgin again, no matter how hard you try…not to mention that you’re lying to your prospective husband and presumably your family, and his. At the same time, shouldn’t this at least be an option for Muslim women, or any woman for that matter, who chooses to do it? One of the arguments in favor of abortion is that women who are desperate enough to avoid having a child will turn to dangerous methods, including underground abortions, that could lead to death. Indeed, around 70,000 women die each year from unsafe abortions. Part of the reason some women get an abortion is cultural (i.e. it’s taboo to have a child out of wedlock and can lead to the woman and her family being ostracized), and that’s true whether you’re Muslim or Catholic. Now, I’m not sure if there is some sort of underground hymenoplasty, and there certainly doesn’t seem to be any way to do it yourself, so maybe this argument is a stretch. But, some women may think that they’ll be severely ostracized and may even be put in physical danger unless they prove that they are virgins, so shouldn’t they at least have an outlet to have this procedure done by a trained doctor in a safe environment? Thoughts?

Now that she’s a virgin again, she only wears white…

TAGS: france, Muslim, NSA

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Cycling with a boner


Friday, June 6, 2008 - 5:25 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

The University of Miami is conducting a study to find out if Viagra can increase cycling performance at high altitudes. I think we need somebody to carefully review old Tour De France footage to check Lance Armstrong for raging boners in the mountain stages cause he always killed it there. Does it still work when you only have one nut?

From the Miami Herald:

At a lab on the Coral Gables campus, cyclists swallow a 50-milligram Viagra pill or placebo, step onto a stationary bike, warm up, then pedal at race pace for 3.6 miles while breathing oxygen-reduced air that simulates the effect of riding on a 12,800-foot mountain.

The Tour de Romance? No. None of the subjects has had an erection

BOOOO! What’s it good for then?

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TAGS: france, Race, Review, war, youtube

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Soundtrack to a Riot


Thursday, May 8, 2008 - 7:18 pm (EST)
By Rick Valenzuela

After Doug brought the evening bloodrush with the Justice «Stress» video, I have to add to the Soundtrack to a Riot with Mac Tyer’s banlieue anthem, «93 Tu Peux Pas Test». Ca va chauffer… YouTube Preview Image

TAGS: france, immigration

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Karachi Pics


Thursday, April 10, 2008 - 12:51 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

From the New York Times and Getty:

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Photo: Asif Hassan/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images

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Photo: Zahid Hussein/Reuters

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TAGS: france, New York, New York Times

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Crimes and Misdemeanors: Best American Jew Sues Worst American Jew


Tuesday, April 1, 2008 - 10:06 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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(Left, funny Woody Allen image stolen by loser, “Let me call you in ten, pal,” asshole on right, Dov Charney.)

Woody Allen has sued Dov Charney and American Apparel for $10 million over an ad that stole an image from “Annie Hall.” I have to admit the ad is pretty good. But c’mon AA is the biggest scam since Coke or at least since Subrime Mortgages. Plain t-shirts for $20? Bullshit. Before AA opened a retail outlet, I used to buy tees wholesale and I could grab a dozen AA’s for $50. The 400% mark-up goes to a sexual harassing LA rich kid and a lame 80s wannabe ad campaign. Calvin Klein did the pre-teens in underwear thing with Brooke Shields in 1980.

AA=Scam of the New Century.

Good one, Woodrow. In a statement, Allen—the man who created modern Hebrew humor—said he, “Does not engage in the commercial endorsement of products or services in the United States.”
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Above, more evidence Terry Richardson and Ryan McGinley ruined the planet. Left, the best AA ads appear in France, where boobs are legal. Right, why is this CK ad so much sexier, tasteful, intelligent etc even though it was shot 28 years ago? Oh, because America has gone to Shiite.

TAGS: france, Movie, Shiite, t-shirts

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Postwar Blues


Monday, March 17, 2008 - 9:35 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Bad:
Greenspan warns of worst crisis since 1945.

Remember how we won WWII and ended up with like a third of the world’s wealth and global dominance? Then we won the Cold War and became the world’s first Hyperpower? At least victory in the century’s great conflicts helped make upward mobility less likely in the US, widening the gap between rich and poor to pre-FDR levels, and giving the rich the largest slice of American wealth since 1920. But capitalism gone wild was worth it because we can all have iPods and flat-screens and Britney news 24/7.

TAGS: economy, france, iPod, war

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John McCain is 100% Crazy


Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 9:09 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

FORGET TIMES STORY, LONG PROFILE FROM 2005 PROVES MCCAIN INSANE, LIKE CLINICALLY…

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MCCAIN’S PARTY

Why the senator from Arizona believes he can be the next Republican nominee for President.
by Connie Bruck

MAY 30, 2005

Watched closely by a North Vietnamese guard, a dirty, feeble-looking young man on crutches, carrying a slop bucket, inched forward in slow, painful steps, and then, with a huge effort, hoisted the bucket, emptying it into an open, fetid trough. As cameras whirred, the white-haired John McCain, standing a few feet away, regarded this portrayal of his younger self intently. The Arizona senator had come to New Orleans to visit the set of a movie based on his 1999 book, “Faith of My Fathers”—an account of growing up with a father and grandfather who were both famous four-star admirals, and also of his experience as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. It will be shown on the A&E network on Memorial Day, with Shawn Hatosy starring. McCain remarked that the set, based that day in a dilapidated former brewery, looked a lot like the “Hanoi Hilton,” where he spent most of his captivity: the interrogation room with long ropes hanging from the ceiling; the wretched infirmary cubicle; and the model hospital space, which the North Vietnamese displayed to visitors. “I spent about one and a half hours there,” McCain, who was a prisoner for five and a half years, commented dryly.

(more…)

TAGS: attack, beer, Bill Clinton, Colorado, Congress, Crack, Cuba, debate, dog, drama, drunk, election, Fox News, france, free, George Bush, global warming, HBO, Hillary, Hillary Clinton, immigration, India, Iran, Iraq, John McCain, Jr., Las Vegas, mccain, model, motivation, Movie, NATO, New Hampshire, New York, NPR, NSA, paris, pennsylvania, political, Politics, polls, putin, Race, Racism, Republicans, russia, Schools, Supreme Court, surf, Texas, Trade, Travel, united nations, war

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Coolest Job, Paris Edition


Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 10:21 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Carine Roitfield is France’s Conde Naste queen. Some say Froggy style bites America too much. But French Vogue is sick. In a crazy profile, and on top of Lohan nude, New York Mag Style issue goes high literature with Amy Lacrocca’s expat sketch:

When Carine Roitfeld, the editor of French Vogue, styles a fashion shoot, she does not start with the clothes. She looks first at the model and comes up with a story: Perhaps this girl has married young and taken a lover. Perhaps she married young, has taken three lovers, and is about to go to Brazil. Perhaps she lives in London and is bored to death with mad cow disease and wants desperately to eat a great, juicy piece of steak. “I do a movie in my mind,” she says. “Who is this girl?”

Hmmm…sounds very:
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Still, she makes good movies:
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Roitfeld got her start at French Elle as a teenager in the late seventies, basically dissecting her own look for readers. But it was not until the nineties that the look developed by Carine Roitfeld, executed by Tom Ford, and photographed by Mario Testino went global. Tom Ford, her longtime collaborator, took over first at Gucci and later at Yves Saint Laurent as well, and brought Roitfeld along as his muse.

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Gators c/o Tom Ford.

Nonetheless, French Vogue is a boutique magazine:

Fench Vogue is now internationally major, to use an industry expression, with an influence that transcends its tiny (133,000) circulation.

Anna’s edition is 1.3 million.

when Roitfeld and Bruce Weber happened upon (former “Look Book” subject) André J., a black transvestite with an Afro, incredible legs, and an Amish-style chinstrap beard, they put him in a minidress and on the cover.

Andre J’s Friday party spot, Runway:
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Too New York for Paris? Too New Jersey, I mean. Runway was never much of a fun party: great music, bad sound, and weak PATH Trainers in a a fake fashion show setting.

New York does rule, so no beef, here’s Vichy Vogue’s NY Spring Fashion Week spread:

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Best thing about Rotfield? She love Benzos (Xanax, Valium, and the like):

Roitfeld struggles daily with a certain agita.

“I love pills. I cannot sleep, so I love pills.”

Every day she takes a combination of anti-anxiety drugs to help keep her calm and to help her sleep, but still, she practically vibrates with energy. “My doctor, he tells me that I begin to lose my vision because of the pills.”

Me, I tell you you rule because of the pills. No wonder your magazine is so hazy—it’s in druggy vision.

TAGS: Drugs, france, model, Movie, Music, New York, paris

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Who Let The Cat Outta The Bag?


Thursday, February 14, 2008 - 3:08 am (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

Whahhhh. Dead cat in the bag.

Paris, France.

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George Clooney must be Darfurious! (or maybe not, his side is winning right now)


Friday, February 8, 2008 - 6:09 am (EST)
By Jeff

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Chadian rebels have left the capital N’Djamena and are heading back east towards Darfur, but it doesn’t look like the fighting will end anytime soon. The rebels, backed by the Bashir government in Sudan, have vowed to not give up their fight and are merely pulling back to regroup. Chad also supports rebels inside Sudan who are fighting government forces and the janjaweed the same people who brought you the bloodbath in Darfur. Chadian President Idriss Deby came out in full military uniform to gloat over the victory and issued a carefully worded speech that seems designed to draw France into a conflict with Sudan. In a radio interview he said:

‘I issue a solemn call to the European Union, and to the initiator of this idea France, to ensure that this force comes to take up positions as soon as possible to alleviate the burden we are currently bearing,’ he told French radio station Europe 1. ‘The international community must help the Darfuris who are threatened in their very existence,’ Mr Deby said.

Yesterday’s NY Times article was better than today’s, it says:

“We are just cleaning the garbage off the streets of Ndjamena,” said Hassana Abdoulaye, the provincial governor, smiling as he watched a crew of firemen heave the corpses into a bright yellow front loader, which then tipped them into a dump truck headed for a mass grave. Just a few smears of dried blood remained.

Darfur rebels came to President Deby’s aid…

John Prendergast, a former Clinton administration official and antigenocide activist who has worked in Chad and Sudan for 20 years, said Sudan had been trying to overthrow Mr. Déby because of his support for Darfur rebel groups and his willingness to allow a European peacekeeping force to deploy in Chad to protect Darfur refugees living on the country’s eastern border with Sudan.“This has been an undeclared proxy war between Chad and Sudan for nearly four years now,” he said in an e-mail message. “The international community has largely turned a blind eye.”

Sudan has denied these accusations, and argues that it is Chad that is fomenting trouble in Sudan’s backyard by supporting rebels in Darfur, claims that were bolstered by the arrival on the battlefield of the Darfur rebel group the Justice and Equality Movement to help defend Mr. Déby’s government.

And then this:

After days of defending the presidential palace from a rebel assault, Chad’s army demonstrated its firm grip on the capital on Wednesday by sending truckloads of soldiers bristling with automatic weapons and rocket-propelled grenades racing through the city at top speed. Among them were soldiers who appeared to be children.

At one checkpoint, a boy whose voice had not yet broken sat atop a pickup, his gun barely taller than he was, his red beret a loose fit on his small head.

“He is 9,” one of the other soldiers said with a laugh. “No, he is 14.”

Asked whether the boy had seen combat, his older compatriot grabbed his automatic weapon and smiled, saying, “He can handle this and heavy weapons too.”

France — and the rest of the world — is being forced to pick their poison. There’s the Bashir government in Sudan, who are some of the biggest scumbags of all time and are responsible for millions of deaths in the south of Sudan and hundreds of thousands in Darfur. Then there’s Deby in Chad, an oil robber baron type who uses children to keep himself in power.

In a region that’s all too familiar with war the aid community didn’t even have to set up new refugee camps, they just had to restock the old ones.

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Africa: Another Week of Awesomeness


Saturday, February 2, 2008 - 6:32 am (EST)
By Jeff

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Monrovia Daze, 2006.
Go figure, things in Africa this past week have been, well, really bad (except for the Africa Cup). Here’s a little recap starting with Kenya, where Jeffrey Gettleman has been filing the best stories hands down. I find it funny that whenever Kenya is mentioned some combination of the words “model African country/economy” are used. Well, obviously it was never any of those things. All of the underlying ethnic/economic/political tensions finally exploded into nationwide violence as the world sits and watches. Kofi Annan is there to broker a peace deal but he’s proving that he’s just as bad at freelancing as he was at being the UN Secretary General. In today’s NY Times, Gettleman writes about the rise of banditry across Kenya:

“Give us money,” demanded one young man who stood defiantly in the road with a bow in his hands and a quiver of poisoned arrows on his back.

Wait, poisoned arrows??? That’s some Zelda shit right there.
Then there’s my all time favorite country in Africa, Liberia. There’s a great rap scene in Monrovia made up of “former” rebels who make all other rappers in the world look like big pussies. I don’t see TI getting busted for RPG possession. But it’s easily one of the saddest countries I’ve ever visited where poverty is beyond rampant, its a fact of life for nearly everyone. Anyway, the biggest drug bust in the country’s history went down offshore with 2.5 tons of yayo being seized on a cargo ship flying the Liberian flag and crewed by Ghanians. The BBC says:

Ashford Pearl, the head of Port Security in Monrovia said 92 barrels of cocaine had been seized.
“It is huge; if this had hit the Liberian market, it would have destroyed the entire country,” he said.

West Africa has become the major transit point for drugs traveling from Latin America to Europe. Stock up Euros, the snow forecast doesn’t look so good.

And then there was Chad. The one to the left of Sudan and below Libya. Rebels from the East have moved on the capital N’Djamena for the second time in two years and seem to be making progress. France is also fighting a shadow war there (it is their former colony and a new source of oil and natural gas), helping to prop up the government by sending in troops on the sneak. I don’t know much about Chad so maybe the French are doing the right thing. But I have a feeling their intentions are not humanitarian. The BBC has some classic quotes from leaders of both sides:

“We expect to be able to eat our lunch in N’Djamena,” rebel spokesman Abderaman Koulamallah told the BBC.

“The column of mercenaries in the pay of Sudan… has been completely put to flight… the battle is over, it’s finished, we’re in pursuit,” Chadian Territorial Administration Minister Ahmat Mahamat Bachir told Radio France International.

“At the end of the day, I think they have committed a suicidal attempt, they have made a big mistake,” the diplomat told the BBC’s Network Africa programme.
“We’re not at all threatened and the government is ready to give a lesson to them.”

Also, the Israeli Embassy was attacked by gunmen in Mauritania, but the government (one of Saddam Hussein’s few allies during Gulf War Uno) tried to say they were targeting a booze-selling nightclub…sure. Angola advanced to their first ever quarterfinals appearance in the Africa Cup of Nations, and Medecins Sans Frontieres has been forced to leave Somalia after several staff members were assassinated.

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Hassan Chop: SocGen Nyet Related to Fed Cutz


Friday, February 1, 2008 - 7:55 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Our favorite anonymous banker/Ben Harper fanatic (did you know Ben does a nasty acoustic version of the Verve’s “The Drugs Don’t Work”?) Hassan Chop gets aggressively economic.

There have been a number of articles recently speculating that the problems at Societe General somehow “spooked” the Federal Reserve into cutting their target federal funds rate by a whopping 75 basis points, the largest intermeeting cut since 1982. I think this is stretching the facts, and it completely ignores the signals that the Fed sent out in recent weeks prior to the intermeeting rate cut. Here’s why…

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First, let’s get the obvious out of the way. The Fed was not aware of what was going on at SocGen. The Fed cut rates on Tuesday, January 22nd, but they were only informed about Jerome Kerviel’s actions, and SocGen’s troubles, after the fact.  Christian Noyer, the governor of the Bank of France, testified that he felt that it was best to allow SocGen to unwind their bets so as to contain their losses and keep markets functioning normally. So, neither the Fed, nor the ECB, nor anyone outside of the French stock market regulators (and presumably people in the French government) knew what was going on at SocGen the day that the Fed cut rates. So, the Fed action was directly independent of the issues at SocGen.

Second, and far more importantly, the idea that the Fed was at least indirectly influenced by the SocGen problems because the unwinding of $72 billion in trades somehow brought down global stock markets doesn’t measure up for a number of reasons.

For starters, we know that Asian markets were plummeting on Monday, January 21st., when US stock markets were closed for Martin Luther King Day. In India, the Sensex was down 7.4%, the Hang Seng in Hong Kong fell 5.5%, the Nikkei in Japan tumbled 3.9%, and China’s Shanghai index plummeted 5.1%. Now, we know that Kerviel was focused on the European indices, so presumably the overwhelming majority of SocGen’s unwinding was done in Europe, not Asia. Asian stocks were falling because of renewed concerns about the outlook for the US and had nothing to do with SocGen. So, SocGen clearly didn’t start the market rout.

On the same day, European markets also posted large drops. The FTSE in England was down 5.5%, the CAC 40 in France plunged 6.8%, and Germany’s DAX 30 crashed 7.2%. Clearly, a portion of the declines could have been due to SocGen unwinding its trades, as well as the knock-on effects on other investors from that unwinding (i.e it freaked out other investors who sold stocks). Still, the $72 billion in trades was unwound over the course of 3 days, not all on one day. According to an article in the Guardian, SocGen accounted for 8.1% of all trading in the EuroStoxx (the 50 biggest stocks in the Eurozone) index on Jan. 21st, nearly 8% of the Dax, and roughly 2% of the FTSE. On Jan. 22nd, the figures were 6.8%, 5.7%, and 3.1%, respectively. On Jan 23., it was 5.9%, 6.1%, and the position in the FTSE had been cleared. SocGen typically accounts for about 2%-4% of a day’s trading volume, according to the article. Could SocGen’s actions have put downward pressure on the European markets? Of course. Were they solely or even mainly responsible for the collapse in European markets. That’s highly dubious. If we assume that the $72 billion was unwound evenly over three days, then $24 billion represents less than 1% of the total market cap of the Eurostoxx 50. Frankly, the bottom line is that it’s basically impossible to quantify the impact of SocGen’s unwinding on the European markets on Monday, Jan. 21st, but the size of the positions suggests that it alone couldn’t have accounted for the bulk of the market turmoil.

Outside of Europe, look at the performance of the S&P 500 since the end of 2007. On Dec. 31st, 2007, the level of the S&P 500 was 1468.35. On January 15th, 2008, it was 1380.94. It fell about 4% from January 15th to the 18th, but that slide destroyed almost $500 billion of market value. Versus December 31, about $1.2 trillion of market value was lost. That’s $1.2 trillion in a span of less than 3 weeks.

That would certainly get the Fed’s attention, because it points to a signifcant negative wealth shock for US households, which could adversely impact US economic growth. The Fed was already worried about a decline in the price of one asset (housing), but the worry that another asset (stocks) could suffer a sustained price decline was enough to spring the Fed into action. Much of Bernanke’s research has focused on the Great Depression and Japan in the 1990s, i.e. episodes of asset price declines. I think he was worried that sustained asset price drops combined with a still-worrisome situation in credit markets could lead to significant economic damage. In fact, he gave ample hints of his concern in a speech on January 10th.

He was worried about the availability of credit: “Although subprime borrowers and the investors who hold these mortgages are the parties most directly affected by the collapse of this market, the consequences have been felt much more broadly.”

He was worried about a spillover into other assets: “Importantly, investors’ loss of confidence was not restricted to securities related to subprime mortgages but extended to other key asset classes.”

He was worried about the growth outlook: “Recently, however, incoming information has suggested that the baseline outlook for real activity in 2008 has worsened and the downside risks to growth have become more pronounced. ” “Financial conditions continue to pose a downside risk to the outlook for growth.”

He hinted that the Fed was about to get more aggressive: “However, in light of recent changes in the outlook for and the risks to growth, additional policy easing may well be necessary. The Committee will, of course, be carefully evaluating incoming information bearing on the economic outlook. Based on that evaluation, and consistent with our dual mandate, we stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed to support growth and to provide adequate insurance against downside risks.”

As I see it, the Fed was sharply marking down their growth forecast for 2008 and was concerned that asset price declines and financial market turmoil would have a negative feedback effect on the economy, and they were also getting more concerned about the labor market. Add to that the fact that Asian markets started collapsing BEFORE SocGen began to unwind its positions, and the likelihood that the unwinding was not mainly responsible for European shares getting hammered, and it’s hard to say that the Fed was “spooked” into cutting rates because of anything related to SocGen.

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Candice Rainy Writes The Only Required Mitt Romney Reading 2008


Monday, January 28, 2008 - 4:14 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Big love to Candice Rainy, a young Elle editor, who was raised Mormon, for writing the best Romney piece of 2008. She wrestles with her religion and the Presidency in this perfect piece of reportage.

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WHAT WOULD MITT DO?
Mitt Romney has gone from touting gay rights to advocating a ban on gay marriage, from pro-choice to pro-life. Such changes would normally turn off writer Candice Rainey, but she’s finding herself drawn to her fellow Mormon as he runs for President. The question is: how big is her love?

I can’t believe I’m looking for Mitt Romney’s “garments.” It’s a Tuesday morning in Columbia, South Carolina, and as the Republican presidential hopeful struggles with a malfunctioning microphone, I’m studying his freshly pressed, diaphanous white shirt, searching for evidence of the church-sanctioned set of underclothes Mormons wear to remind themselves of their personal commitment to God. As a Mormon (nonpracticing, albeit), I’ve been offended by the barrage of insensitive questions Romney has had to field about his faith, no more so than when, in 2005, an Atlantic Monthly reporter asked him, “Do you wear the temple garments?” How different is a Mormon donning garments from a Muslim woman covering her head with a scarf? I thought then. Would any reporter dare ask Joe Lieberman if he wears a yarmulke when the Senate is in session? But here I am doing it myself…. I think I can make out an outline under his sleeve, but then again, it could just be a T-shirt.

I’m what you call a “Jack Mormon”: slang used in my native Salt Lake City to describe nonpracticing members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. (Full disclosure—until I started this story, I didn’t know that the term supposedly originated circa 1834, after church members were expelled from Missouri’s Jackson County and fled to the more friendly Clay County. The LDS sympathizers were labeled “Jack” Mormons.) Today, it generally characterizes someone like me—who no longer attends church and can’t abide by the LDS rules of no coffee, no swearing, no alcohol, no premarital sex, but who also still feels attached to the faith. Think Easter Catholic or Yom Kippur Jew. At Thanksgiving dinner with my family (we’re all of the Jack breed), I’m the one who “blesses the food” with a fairly standard, though extemporaneous, Mormon-minded prayer, meaning I start with “Dear Heavenly Father” and end with “In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.” Then I reach for my wineglass.
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Global Stock Market Rout


Tuesday, January 22, 2008 - 5:06 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

Stock markets around the world plummeted on Monday, and they’re crashing in early morning trading Tuesday in Asia. India’s Sensex was down 11.5% in just the first two minutes after it opened Tuesday morning, and trading was halted. Markets are growing more worried about the rising odds of a recession in the US, as well as billions of dollars in further writedowns by banks all over the world. We’ll see how the US reacts on Tuesday, but odds are it’ll be very ugly. US markets were closed on Monday for MLK Day, but trading in stock futures pointed to around a 4.5% decline in the S&P 500 when it opens on Tuesday morning, and possibly the largest one-day drop in the Dow Jones Industrial index since September 11.

This will ratchet up pressure on the Fed to cut rates by more than the 50 basis points (1/2%) that markets are expecting at the Fed’s January 30 meeting. In fact, there will be more pressure to cut rates before that meeting, as well as to cut rates by a larger 75 basis points (3/4%). The Fed is already worried about slowing consumer spending, which accounts for about 70% of US GDP, and large, sustained declines in stocks could further curtail consumer spending through a negative wealth effect. No doubt that people at the Fed are on the phones now talking to their counterparts around the world, and it wouldn’t be surprising to see a rate cut (likely 50 basis points) before the end of this week if things keep going this way.

Both European and Asian markets posted huge losses during Monday’s trading hours. The DJ-Asia Pacific index plunged 5.32%. Markets in Hong Kong (-5.49%), India (-7.4%), and China (-5.1%) all posted large drops. In Europe, Britain’s FTSE 100 declined 5.5%, Germany’s Dax was off 7.2%, and the CAC 40 in France tumbled 6.8%.

In trading Tuesday morning, Japan’s Nikkei 225 was down 4.4%, and Hong Kong’s Hang Seng shed another 8.4%.

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