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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 - 2:26 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

by Kirk Shelton he just keeps them coming!

TAGS: Barack Obama, comic, election, George W. Bush, presidential

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John McDictator - facist aspirations


Wednesday, October 1, 2008 - 6:20 pm (EST)
By John LaCroix

We’ve hopefully all heard George Bush day dream aloud about the ease of governing as a dictator. But yesterday in a disastrous interview with Des Moines Register editorial board, John McCain stated (on the bailout):

This is just a not acceptable situation. I’m not saying this is the perfect answer. If I were dictator, which I always aspire to be, I would write it a little bit differently.

Can any of our self-respecting conservative readers now honestly tell me that the modern Republican party isn’t pushing on openly fascist ideology?

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TAGS: aspirations, bailout, Des Moines Register, dictator, fascist, fascist ideology, George Bush, George W. Bush, Interview, John McCain, mccain, republican party, Republicans

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Soulmates


Tuesday, September 2, 2008 - 12:16 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

George W. Bush on meeting Putin for the first time in 2001:

I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul.

McCain on Palin, after meeting her once and speaking to her once on the phone for a few minutes:

Palin is “a partner and a soul mate.”

Judging by all the revelations about Palin in the last 24 hours, something tells me that McCain’s judgment in soul mates is not much better than Bush’s.

TAGS: Bush, George W. Bush, mccain, putin, war

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Who’s old enough to be Barack Obama’s VP?


Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 12:58 pm (EST)
By Tommy Esquire

Don’t worry about those uneducated blue-collar white voters.  Forget about security moms, NASCAR dads and whatever other demographic the media invests this year.  The 2008 election is all about age.  According to the last two Washington Post-ABC News polls, Barack Obama is winning 63% of the 18-29 group, and 39% of voters 65 and older.  For the kids, that’s 9 points better than Kerry got in ‘04 and 15 points better than Gore in ‘00.  For the old timers, that’s 8 points worse than Kerry and 11 points worse than Gore.  This is a MAJOR split, and unfortunately for Barack, it’s the seniors who have nothing better to do than vote.  Interestingly, the old folks are the only group that’s concerned that McCain’s age will limit his ability to lead (dey know) — just not concerned enough to vote for the young negro whipper-snapper.

Needless to say, Barack badly needs to pick someone who can reassure your grandad that he’s ready to lead on day one and isn’t about to sell the country to the black panthers.  Joe Biden is all over the news lately, and he would make a great Dick Cheney pick: someone who isn’t going to be the best liked VP ever, but who’s enough of a known brand that can provide proper supervision, especially on foreign policy (serious props to Saakashvili for requesting the veep contender’s Georgia visit – Misha knows how to play our country like scrabble).

My personal favorite remains Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius.  She’s an extremely popular and successful governor of a blood red state, who happens to wear her hair gray.  Not only can she help lock up women and the old folks as a running mate, she would actually be a pretty incredible Vice President (that counts).  I think Barack can afford to piss off Hillary for making Katy the historic broad of ‘08.

TAGS: 2000, 2004, Al Gore, Barack Obama, George Bush, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Jack Reed, Joe Biden, John Kerry, John McCain, Mikheil Saakashvili

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George W. Bush Sewage Plant


Monday, April 7, 2008 - 8:41 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

San Francisco is having a big week. First with the Anti-China Protests and now with this awesome news… In San Francisco, Ca, there is a movement to change the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility, which is adjacent to the SF Zoo.

The new proposed name would be the “George W. Bush Sewage Plant.”

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Join their movement.

TAGS: Bush, George W. Bush

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