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Only One John McCain


Wednesday, September 3, 2008 - 12:01 am (EST)
By Hassan Chop

In his speech, Lieberman says:

God only made one John McCain, and he is his own man.

Yes, he is so much his own man, that when he wanted to pick Joe Lieberman for VP, the conservative base told him it was a non-starter, so he thought about Tom Ridge, which also didn’t fly, so he offered the VP slot to someone that he’d met once briefly. He’s so much his own man that he flip-flopped and now supports extending the Bush tax cuts after being against them originially, said he’d vote against his own immigration bill, and voted against a bill that would have forced the CIA to abide by the Army Field Manual.

He might have been his own man when he was in the Senate, but clearly, he’s ditched many of his principles and positions to win the presidency. All politicians change positions on one issue or another, but let’s stop pretending that McCain is a straight-talker who stands by his word.

TAGS: Boston, Bush, immigration, John McCain, mccain, political

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DNC Blogging MVP: Jada Yuan


Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 3:12 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Anarchy sucks!!!

If I recall correctly, New York Mag’s Jada Yuan smoked a blunt with Snoop Dogg for a blog post earlier this year. Now she’s hitting democracy’s frontlines, documenting the squelching of free speech via Denver police tear gas. Classic:

…cops used pepper spray and 100 protesters were taken into custody. Reports have focused on the police’s use of force (they claim protesters were carrying rocks), but it’s perhaps more disturbing that no one, including those who were watching the action, could articulate what the protest was about in the first place

…other than bandannas, though, the protest didn’t seem to have any organizing principal. James and his friends weren’t with any group; they’d just come to meet fellow anti-capitalists. Their goal: to create a new society that eliminates greed and corruption. It would’ve helped if James and his friends had actually found their comrades. But they’d gone on a side trip to counter-protest a protest by the right-wing anti-immigration group the Minutemen, and by the time they rejoined the original protest, they couldn’t find it, and the cops were blocking their path. So they stood in the intersection and did charades, “just three of us, maybe five people at most,” surrounded by twenty journalists and around 100 armed officers.

TAGS: Denver, dog, free, immigration, Nas, New York

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UK Discovers Hipsters, AD 2008


Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 5:34 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

No pictures needed. I’ve highlighted key findings in this dispatch from The Independent UK:

The bewildered boy clutches his fruit salad and searches for a seat at the back of the bar. He’s wearing a vintage flannel shirt and skinny jeans, a pair of pointed brogues and pink plastic-framed sunglasses. His hair is a peroxide crop in the androgynous, Agyness Deyn style. This hipper-than-thou hangout in the Truman Brewery on London’s Brick Lane, with its indistinct electronic soundtrack, is a popular spot. Emos, nu-folkies and post-post-punks mingle on Moroccan-style cushions. A guy in a ripped white V-neck T-shirt is stretched out on the leather couch in the corner, his face lit by the pale glow from his MacBook. For an aspiring scenester like the boy in the flannel shirt, standing out from the crowd is going to be a struggle.

We’re in the crucible of London cool, a district so packed with poseurs that it attracts as many satirists as it does followers of fashion. But forget any tired talk simply of Shoreditch twats and Brooklyn hipsters. Across the developed world, from Copenhagen to Cape Town, from Tokyo to Sao Paolo, from Kreuzberg to Williamsburg – from Grangemouth to Guildford, for that matter – today’s scenesters all wear the same clothes and accessories, listen to the same sounds, ride the same bicycles, and read the same magazines, e-mailouts and style blogs.

“There always used to be a particular city that was the centre of cool at a particular point in time,” says Ted Polhemus, style anthropologist and author of Streetstyle: From Sidewalk to Catwalk. “But now there’s no longer a place where it’s ‘at’; there’s no longer any centre of the world’s popular cultural universe. For a time it seemed it would be a simple matter of shifting from London to Tokyo. But instead, street style is everywhere and in places you’d never have guessed it would be.”

The Truman Brewery is a microcosm of an international phenomenon. Across the alley from the bar, Rough Trade East – London’s coolest independent record store – is celebrating its first birthday with a limited edition run of Rough Trade-branded Converse All Stars, the global scenester’s shoe of choice. Next door, there’s a hairdresser cutting the “do” of the day, its clients reclining in Japanese Belmont Cadilla styling chairs “for ultra-comfort and design”.

There’s the local scooter dealership with a rank of Mod-ish Italian Vespas lined up on the pavement outside. And at the end of the row is a clothing store that specialises in stitching together two old pieces of clothing to make something new. Want your pinstripe suit grafted to a hoodie? This is the place for you. And this is what global scenester culture has come to in the Noughties – a succession of styles from the past half-century, patched together to form a single, strangely familiar whole. There’s a bit of Eurotrash here, some British punk there, a swatch of Asian minimalism, and a sizeable off-cut of blue-collar chic from both sides of the Atlantic. So how, exactly, did hip get globalised?

Like every other American Apparel clothing store worldwide, the East End branch – a stone’s throw from the Truman Brewery – stocks Spandex hotpants and sequined tube dresses, white Eighties gym socks and DayGlo sports sweats, maroon corduroys worthy of Woodstock, even the latest album by French electro-auteur Sébastien Tellier. The shop is so popular it’s moving to bigger premises.

American Apparel is an archetype for the globalisation of “cool”. The retail chain was founded in California in 1997 with an outsider ethic. Most of its clothes are produced in an 800,000-square foot factory in Los Angeles, and its Canadian founder, Dov Charney, actively associates his brand with the city’s multicultural melting pot.

Today, American Apparel is the largest domestic clothing manufacturer in the US, and boasts around 200 stores worldwide – in Canada, Mexico, Israel, Japan, Korea and most of Western Europe. There are outlets in Glasgow, Brighton and Liverpool, and the locations of its London branches read like a historical tour of capital cool: Portobello Road, Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, Camden. The further its global reach stretches, the more easily the company can study and copy street style, before repackaging it and selling it back to the originators of that style, with an American Apparel label attached.

Uniqlo, the Japanese clothing giant, is another outfitter of the global scenester. Until 2004, the chain was known as a cheap and nasty Asian C&A equivalent. Its first move into the UK, in the early Noughties, met with little success. So Uniqlo executives went back to the drawing board and hired top creative director Kashiwa Sato to transform its fortunes.

Sato’s strategy was to make Uniqlo a global brand, but one unafraid of flaunting its modern Japanese origins. Now the company’s website is world class, its store interiors sleek and minimalist, its global logo (in both Roman and Japanese script) ubiquitous, and its clothing cutting edge and inclusive. Today, Uniqlo has almost 800 stores worldwide, including outlets in the UK, US and France. What Sato was looking to replicate, he recently told Creative Review, was “the ultra-contemporary cool aspect of Japan, its pop culture rather than something traditional and Japanese-y.” He’d tapped into the global scene.

Down the street from American Apparel, past the London College of Fashion, is The Old Blue Last, a shabby-chic pub where Vice magazine, style bible to the global scenester, hosts regular parties. Outside, a blackboard advertises “fuzzed garage, punk, post-punk, freakbeat and more in an anything goes night of really GOOD music”.

Once, style tribes defined themselves by their music. There were disco divas, electro heads, hippy West Coast rockers…. But in the age of the MP3, anything really does go: Parisian lounge jazz bands can cover the Ramones (as did Nouvelle Vague); Belgian producers can make a Kylie Minogue song sound like The Prodigy (as did Soulwax); and DJs can drop The White Stripes into a hip-hop set – Mark Ronson made his name on the New York club circuit doing just that.

Today’s music scene is a global swapshop. One of the coming bands of this year, for instance, are Johannesburg’s Blk Jks, whose style choices include the global scenester’s familiar Elvis Costello “dork” glasses, 1970s ski vests, vintage Nikes and, yes, skinny jeans.

The band that defined the US branch of the global scene was The Strokes, a quintet of monied Manhattanites posing as Lower East Side hipsters. Lead singer Julian Casablancas’s vocal persona is insouciant, unimpressed, too cool to try harder. His latest project is the song “My Drive Thru”, commissioned for a Converse advertisement; the ad is the centrepiece of Converse Century, a celebration of the company’s first 100 years, and a smart marketing campaign that condenses decades of global youth subculture and rebrands it for the mainstream.

The print element of the Converse Century campaign features a row of international, intergenerational scenesters, each wearing their pair of Chuck Taylor All Star trainers – among them are Hunter S Thompson, James Dean and Sid Vicious. The UK version of the print ad features Joy Division’s Ian Curtis; the French version, actress and singer Jane Birkin; the Chinese version, singer-songwriter Cui Jian. Converse means cool in more than 20 languages.

When the first edition of the glossy freesheet Vice came out in Montreal in 1994, its founders could hardly have believed that, 14 years on, it would be sought out by 900,000 readers on five continents. Now, the Vice empire includes a clothing chain, a record label and an online TV channel.

The Vice aesthetic has had an abiding influence on global scenester style. The magazine’s photographers popularised a street-verité photographic vernacular, with touches of soft porn and a sense of menace. The Vice Photo Book, a collection published earlier this year, boasts images of guns, sex, drug-taking, blood and vomit.

It’s no coincidence that American Apparel’s often controversial advertising campaigns imitate the Vice look, nor that Vice photographer Terry Richardson is the principal photographer for Uniqlo’s in-house magazine, Paper. His style has countless amateur copycats worldwide, whose photos have found a home on fast-growing photo-sharing websites such as Flickr and MySpace. Snapping away at a party in Portland, Oregon, or in Harajuku, Tokyo, a global scenester can disseminate their local style worldwide before sunrise.

“People like Ryan McGinley and Terry Richardson just took pictures of their friends on basic cameras,” explains Andy Capper, the UK editor of Vice. “American Apparel and Uniqlo are doing what Vice did, which is to stop using expensive models and Photoshop. They use point-and-shoot photography, which is more honest and exciting. Cheap digital cameras and the internet popularised that.

Outside a bar in Shoreditch, near the Vice offices, there’s a guy handing out flyers for a club night called Shoreditch is Shit: The Worst Night of Your Life. On the flipside are instructions for how to play “cock, muff, bumhole”, the variation on paper, scissors, stone created for Nathan Barley, a satire of scenester life aired on Channel 4. Making fun of the global scenesters is futile, for they love nothing more than to mock themselves. Everything a scenester does is rendered in air quotes: ironic moustaches, ironic trucker caps, faux-offensive Urban Outfitters T-shirts, white guys with afros, or musical acts with names like Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Nathan Barley himself ran a scenester website – or “urban culture despatch” – called Trashbat.co.ck, and the internet has been a key factor in the globalisation of hip. Through mailouts and blogs, the tropes of eclectic style tribes the world over are quickly integrated into a single street style. The keffiyeh, once a signifier of solidarity with Palestine, now signifies nothing but cool. The fixed-wheel bike is now the global scenester’s favourite ride. China’s cheap Holga camera, once a well-kept secret among professional photographers hoping to achieve that lo-fi look, is now an essential urban accessory, and the results of its use are plastered all over Flickr. Albert Hammond Jr, The Strokes’ guitarist and boyfriend of Agyness Deyn, had one hanging round his neck at the T4 on the Beach party.

“Trends aren’t transmitted hierarchically, as they used to be,” explains Martin Raymond, co-founder of The Future Laboratory, a trend forecasting company. “They’re now transmitted laterally and collaboratively via the internet. You once had a series of gatekeepers in the adoption of a trend: the innovator, the early adopter, the late adopter, the early mainstream, the late mainstream, and finally the conservative. But now it goes straight from the innovator to the mainstream.”

The global scenester stays on top of what’s cool worldwide by reading such urban culture despatches as The Cool Hunter, a blog begun in Sydney four years ago by Bill Tikos, which reports on the hippest fashion, furniture, and design culture. The Cool Hunter has more than 600,000 unique visitors per month, who pore over the contents of its licensed offshoots in the US, UK, Turkey, Italy, China, and Japan. Its global audience allows Tikos to homogenise cool worldwide.

The Vice weekly e-mailout, with images from the global scene, and listings for Vice events in each city, is not unique. Le Cool, also emailed, calls itself “a free weekly cultural agenda and alternative city guide” for European capitals. Flavorpill does the same job for London and the US. It also makes sure scenesters are on the same page with weekly music, art, fashion, and literary mailouts, and Activate: “world news filtered by flavorpill”.

Not even geopolitics is beyond the boundaries of cool for a global scenester: there’s a vague pro-organic, anti-Bush sentiment uniting them all. For more precise examples, look at American Apparel’s pro-immigration political activities, or Vice’s “Iraq Issue” of 2004, which covered the conflict from a new, Vice-centric angle – following, for instance, the travails of an Iraqi heavy metal band. The magazine’s pet topics may be controversial, but they aren’t self-regarding.

“We’re more of a news magazine than a fashion magazine,” says Capper. “Even if we’re writing about a band we try to put some social context in it. We’re The Economist meets Rolling Stone – but back when Rolling Stone was good.”

In the 7 August edition of the JC Report, Flavorpill’s weekly fashion mailout, Erin Magner reported on ‘The Death of Trends’ on the catwalk. “In 2008, the only prevailing trend is that there are no prevailing trends,” she wrote. “It’s not just designers who are contributing to the end of boldface trends … consumers, too, are rejecting the commandments of the editorial elite, taking inspiration from peers around the world to craft their own interpretations of style. Rather than buy into one trend from head-to-toe, like the ‘preppy’ or ‘punk’ movements of decades past, consumers are appropriating eclectic influences and remixing them like a DJ does with music.”

“Fashion is a borrowed medium,” says Martin Raymond. “It’s pick-and-mix, it’s retroactive and it’s nostalgic. So you get a chronological misfit of products and references, mashed together to create something completely different. Think about nu-rave: it’s a product of Eighties romanticism, a product of punk, a product of straight edge and of old rave. The growth in cool-hunting websites and businesses has led to the decay of the traditional time scheme between an emerging group doing something, and it being spotted, embraced and codified. It used to be a year, then it was six months. Now it’s about six days. We have 3,500 trend-spotters stationed around the world. I sit down with them four times a year, and we’ll find that the same trend has cropped up in about 25 different cities.”

As this “borrowing and referencing” takes place not in capitals of cool like London but on an international scale, via the internet, the result is that same brand of individuality is sold, worn and celebrated the world over, simultaneously. If a global scenester starts wearing their underpants around their neck in Sao Paolo tomorrow, by next week boxer shorts would be sold out in Berlin. Ted Polhemus explains, “If you Google ’street style’, you can see street fashion photography from all over the world. What’s interesting is not just the images from London or Tokyo, but those from places like Helsinki, Zagreb, Mexico City, Jakarta, even Tehran. People always ask me, ‘What’s the next big thing?’ but there will never again be a next big thing. The future of fashion is that all of these places will participate. There will never ever again be one ‘the place’.”

TAGS: Brooklyn, converse, france, free, Hipster, Hipsters, immigration, Iraq, Manhattan, model, mp3, Music, NATO, New York, paris, Photoshop, political, Politics, Race, Review, Soundtrack, Sports, t-shirts, The Strokes, Trade, Vice Magazine, williamsburg

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Stop Whining About The Economy


Thursday, July 10, 2008 - 11:03 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

McCain’s top economic adviser, Phil Gramm, had this to say about the economy in an interview with the Washington Times (emphasis mine):

“You’ve heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession,” he said, noting that growth has held up at about 1 percent despite all the publicity over losing jobs to India, China, illegal immigration, housing and credit problems and record oil prices. “We may have a recession; we haven’t had one yet.” “We have sort of become a nation of whiners,” he said. “You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline” despite a major export boom that is the primary reason that growth continues in the economy, he said.

Now, Gramm is technically correct that the economy isn’t in a recession. The popular definition of a recession is two consecutive quarters of negative real GDP growth (the official arbiter of a recession is a recession-dating group at the National Bureau of Economic Research), and we haven’t had that yet, though growth in both the fourth quarter of 2007 and the first quarter this year was weak. Still, to suggest that Americans are whining about record-high gasoline prices, surging fuel costs, and a big hit to their wealth via declining home prices is outright callous, not to mention an idiotic political move. Needless to say, Obama jumped all over Gramm’s comments.

“I want all of you to know that America already has one Dr. Phil. We don’t need another one when it comes to the economy – we need somebody to actually solve the economy.”

The McCain camp realized how bad Gramm’s comments were, so McCain immediately went out and distanced himself from his top economic adviser, and he also emailed reporters a video of him bashing his point man on economics:

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So, Mcain has admitted that he doesn’t know anything about economics, and now he thinks that his top economic adviser is wrong on the economy. This was supposed to be the week where McCain focused every day on the economy, and so far it’s been a disaster. Is there anyone in his camp who knows anything about economics?

TAGS: economy, idiot, immigration, India, mccain, obama, political, Video, youtube

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Ever Been Arrested? Yes? Then, You Could Be A Terrorist!


Monday, July 7, 2008 - 9:24 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

Just in time for the July 4 weekend, the LA Times reported that the Justice Department is thinking about letting the FBI open investigations on people it suspects might be terrorists without, you know, evidence or any suspicion of wrongdoing. Instead, the FBI would investigate anyone, including Americans, who fit a terrorist “profile.” On top of that, the rules would allow for FBI agents to consider race and ethnicity when trying to sort out who exactly is a terrorist. That’s bad news for Arabs and Muslims, not to mention privacy and Freedom. There’s this gem from the LA Times story (italics mine):

Currently, FBI agents need specific reasons — such as evidence or allegations that a law probably has been violated — to investigate U.S. citizens and legal residents. The new policy, law enforcement officials told the Associated Press, would let agents open preliminary terrorism investigations after mining public records and intelligence to build a profile of traits that, taken together, were deemed suspicious.

For all practical purposes, if you’re Arab, Muslim, or generally some shade of brown, you’re now guilty until proven innocent.

(more…)

TAGS: attack, drunk, free, immigration, Iraq, Muslim, Race, Review, surf, war

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Varsha Sabhnani: Worst American Ever


Friday, June 27, 2008 - 4:39 pm (EST)
By Azriel Relph

Unfortunately this story is true.  From cnn.com:

A millionaire who inflicted years of abuse on two Indonesian housekeepers held as virtual slaves in her Long Island mansion was sentenced Thursday to 11 years in prison.

The victims testified that they were beaten with brooms and umbrellas, slashed with knives, and forced to climb stairs and take freezing showers as punishment. One victim was forced to eat dozens of chili peppers and then was forced to eat her own vomit when she couldn’t keep the peppers down, prosecutors said.

So this rich bitch Varsha Sabhnani from Long Island (who used to be a fatty BTW) keeps and abuses slaves, (well she paid their families a whole $100 a month), for 5 years, and she gets 11 years in prison and a $25,000 fine.  The two  victims are trying to get about $1 million in back pay, and the defense has the audacity to counter with $200k.

Referencing Sabhnani’s charitable works, her defense attorney called her “a woman who spent a lifetime doing good deeds.”  She herself said, “I was brought to this Earth to help people who are in need.”

She obviously sounds like a bleeding-heart liberal, who’s main crime was hiring and helping illegal immigrants.  Those two jobs could have belonged to honest, hard-working Americans, who obviously would not have required such discipline.  The only solution I see to this problem is stricter immigration policies, so vote McCain in ‘08.

TAGS: A Milli, free, immigration, Indonesia, long island, mccain

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Post-ABC Polls


Monday, May 12, 2008 - 11:04 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

In addition to reminding us that America doesn’t like Bush, there were some interesting results from the Washington Post-ABC poll.

20. Regardless of who you may support, who do you think (ITEM) - (Obama) or (McCain)?

Summary Table* - 5/11/08
                                                    Both    Neither     No 
                                  McCain   Obama   (vol.)   (vol.)    opinion
a. is the stronger leader           46       42       3        2         6
b. has the better experience 
   to be president                  71       18       3        4         5
c. would do more to bring             
   needed change to Washington      29       59       2        6         4
d. has a better personality and                     
   temperament to be  president     32       56       4        3         6
e. better understands the 
   problems of people like you      35       54       2        5         3
f. has a clearer vision 
   for the future                   34       54       3        5         3
g. has higher personal and 
   ethical standards                41       42       9        3         5
h. has better knowledge 
   of world affairs                 65       24       4        2         5

21. Regardless of who you may support, who do you trust more to handle (ITEM) - (Obama) or (McCain)?

Summary Table* - 5/11/08
                                          Both    Neither      No
                        McCain   Obama   (vol.)   (vol.)    opinion
a. Gasoline prices        28       48       3       14         7 
b. The economy            38       48       2        8         4
c. The war in Iraq        45       46       1        5         3
d. Immigration issues     37       42       3       10         7
e. The U.S. campaign 
   against terrorism      55       34       4        4         3
f. Health care            31       55       2        7         5
g. Ethics in government   39       46       8        4         4

In these questions, McCain absolutely demolishes Obama on experience (71%-18%), knowledge of world affairs (65%-24%), and “handling” the campaign on terrorism (55%-34%). However, McCain trails Obama by 1 point on the question of who voters trust is better suited to handle the Iraq War (46%-45%), and he trails Obama by 7 points (46%-39%) on who voters trust in handling ethics in government. The Iraq War and ethics reform are two of McCain’s key platforms, and he’s trailing Obama in both. This is despite the fact that he’s had the nomination sewn up for weeks and is campaigning for the Presidency while Obama and Clinton go at it. Obama-Clinton is obviously a huge draw, so maybe it has cut into some of McCain’s press coverage, but that’s probably balanced by the fact that the media have treated him with kid gloves. So, despite those overwhelming advantages on experience, world affairs, and terrorism, McCain is only favored by 4 points on the question of who is a stronger leader. Oh yeah, Obama leads by double-digits on nearly all the other issues, except for immigration, where he leads by 5. If you’re Obama, and you’ve had your sights set mainly on Clinton for the last couple of months and on dealing with the Wright controversy, you’ve got to be licking your chops for the general election.

TAGS: economy, election, immigration, Iraq, mccain, obama, Politics, polls, war

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Soundtrack to a Riot


Thursday, May 8, 2008 - 7:18 pm (EST)
By Rick Valenzuela

After Doug brought the evening bloodrush with the Justice «Stress» video, I have to add to the Soundtrack to a Riot with Mac Tyer’s banlieue anthem, «93 Tu Peux Pas Test». Ca va chauffer… YouTube Preview Image

TAGS: france, immigration

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Saludos de Asbury Park


Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 8:18 am (EST)
By Rick Valenzuela

It’s not often you can get a passport made on a weekend at the Jersey Shore. So hundreds of Mexicans flocked Saturday, April 19, to this church basement in Asbury Park to get IDs made. Since Wednesday, more than a thousand Mexican citizens have taken advantage of the Consulate on Wheels program.

http://v.current.com/video/asset/889/133/08/91RvsI2m.flv

video/production: Rick Valenzuela

TAGS: immigration

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Stale Art


Friday, February 29, 2008 - 4:04 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Someone told me this blog is getting stale, and that someone’s probably the only person who actually reads it. For that, I apologize. I’m new to blogging. Back in early December, a major Manhattan website had an internal crisis and wound up with a bunch of job openings. My agent set me up with an interview, but the guy who was hiring said, “Bro, how can I hire someone for a blogging position who doesn’t even have a blog?” He had a point. A few days later, John Claude Lacroix, Medicine’s founding partner, called me while I was on vacation in Miami. “Dude, write for my site,” Lacroix says. “Dude, send me the info. I’m in,” I say. Now just two and half months later, we’ve already gone sour.

Still, I enjoy the act of writing so much that I’m obviously willing to continue. But from this day on I’ll try extra hard not to bore readers. Rather, today I’ll use Portfolio Magazine as a lead in to a discussion of media, art, and politics. Also included is an unpublished essay written right when John asked me to blog.

In Miami, when John conceived this whole thing, I was attending Basel Miami, North America’s largest contemporary art fair. Yesterday, when my over dinner someone decried Med’s online sourness, I had just attended an opening for a group show of Iraq photographers. Below is one of the images from the show, taken by Stefan Zaklin, of a dead American in Fallujah.

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The tie between Miami Basel and the Iraq war can be found in the pages of Conde Naste Portfolio this month. The magazine, now on it’s sixth (?) issue, has hit its stride. Si Newhouse staked $100 million—about the same as Transformers’ budget—to launch Portfolio. Media gossips at the Observer, Gawker, and Fishwbowl covered Portfolio’s every hire and fire, issue by issue. No feature was left untouched. The New Republic dispatched Elizabeth Spiers to write 3000 words on why Portfolio sucks (no longer avail online). Rumors of Michael Lewis getting $12 a word proved unfounded. Tom Wolfe did a cover story. And Portfolio trudged along.

Well, I finally bought my first issue, thanks to a cover story about Iraq by Denis Johnson, former junky and current National Book Award for fiction winner. Johnson stays up in Kurdistan, covering the oil boom. His story is hardly Jon Lee Anderson getting shot at in the opium fields. But Johnson writes a great piece nonetheless. With sentences like this:

This evening, Rambo orders beef Stroganoff, therefore so do I, to my considerable regret, and he sips a German beer I should get the name of, but I’m more interested in clocking his consumption, because I wonder if it’s possible for this specimen to chug down the calories and still look capable of pinning an elephant in four moves at the age of 47. 

…it’s hard not to enjoy Johnson’s piece.

Portfolio’s sole problem is it’s limited scope. See it’s a business magazine trying to act like an ASME contender like VF or The Atlantic. My humble advice? Pull back on “business”—such a cruel concept anyway, ripping people off, don’t you think?—and play up the economics. Recent business best-sellers have been in The World is Flat and Freakonomics vein. Political economy—not business. With writers like Johnson, Portfolio should explicitly (like in an editor’s note) expand its breadth beyond “business” and into “political economy.” Using an all encompassing term that covers capitalist democracy and more allows the magazine to go deeper.

For instance, this month Adres Martinez writes a front of the book piece on campaign finance. He compares election spending to what large corporations shell out for marketing. Wendy’s spent $315 million last year, or the same as Kerry in 04. ATT spent $2.2 billion, about twice what this year’s race is to cost. Perfect political economy writing here…

The Portfolio stories that stay too business-y are boring.

Not boring is Jay McInerney’s Art Basel piece. Like Johnson, McInerney is a (former?) druggy novelist. Unlike the universally praised Johnson, McInerney is all too often derided for being a caricature of his younger self. Hey, is it Jay’s fault that he wrote Bright Lights, Big City, the only pure 80s NY cocaine classic?
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Since then Jay’s lived it up as a wine columnist, model fucker, Strokes hater, foie gras eater, West Villager, without ever really leaving NYC or the Hamptons. He’s easy to hate on, for sure, but his books are fun and well written. Plus, the guy needs to exist. New York needs an 80s writer holdover who isn’t dead or completely washed up, someone who still lives “the life.”

So read the first paragrph from the Basel story:

Thursday morning, 4:30, I’m walking back to my hotel from Le Baron, the transplanted French nightclub that sets up shop on Collins Avenue for the week of Art Basel Miami Beach, with Paul Sevigny, a D.J., and Patrick McMullan, a photographer. (Who’s buying whom? Read “How Stars Are Born at Art Basel.”) Patrick’s been hard at work shooting the parties that have become such a big part of the festival, and Paul’s come down from New York to spin for one of them—I forget which. Ralph Lauren, Pucci, Swarovski, Audi, and UBS, the banking giant that’s the main sponsor of the event, are among the corporate entities that have hosted events tonight, and those are just the ones I can remember. The festival officially opened 12 hours ago, but the serious collectors and V.I.P.’s swarmed the Miami Beach Convention Center starting at noon, and the serious party people had attended dozens of soirees the night before. Iggy Pop gave a concert on the beach tonight, and not long after that I found myself on the lower floor of the Delano at Lenny Kravitz’s nightclub, the Florida Room, chatting with transvestites and trying unsuccessfully to make conversation with Lance Armstrong. (View other art shows around the world.)

Flashback to December. I’m at Basel, John calls, this blog thing is about to happen. I’m also working on a Miami piece for, um, myself I guess. This was my first lede:

Friday, 3am: Collins Ave, South Beach. Outside Rokbar, Tommy Lee’s club. During Basel, Rokbar’s been taken over by Parisian disco Le Baron. On this night Le Baron was hosting Purple Magazine, a $20 French fashion text that mixes downtown NY low-culture with Parisian high-sleaze. The party’s door sets nightlife records for arrogance.

“This,” cue a nose-y French accent, “is a family affair tonight. No one is getting in,” unless you’re Paris Hilton, who showed up with Brooklyn tattoo artitst Scott “Saved” Campbell, to hear DJ Paul “Chloe’s Brother” Sevigny, owner of NY mini-club Beatice Inn.

All this attitude to get into an ugly room—the walls are lined by faux-amps and televisions playing subversive videos—only to be swarmed by guidos of both the Miami-Armani/Exchange and French-snakeskin boot variety. Down the street was another party, hosted by Eva Mendes for V Magazine. Earlier, Scion (the car) had partnered with Swindle Magazine (founded by graphic designer Shepard Fairly) to host a party showcasing graffiti paintings on hotel rooftop. Vanity Fair and Moma did parties that night too.

Fuck, I guess we all did the same things in Miami.

Anyway, Jay McInerney basically launched Chloe and thus her brother’s career.
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Chloe naked in Purple Magazine.

Back in 1994, Jay kept seeing this young lil thang around. He dubbed her the “It Girl” and wrote a profile for the New Yorker. Without Jay’s 7000 word love in, would Chloe be on Big Love today, would the Beatrice Inn exist? While not solely responsible for Sevingys’ dual rise, Jay’s piece in 94 certainly helped…

More on Jay and Chloe, and an unpublished essay on Basel Miami…
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John McCain is 100% Crazy


Thursday, February 21, 2008 - 9:09 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

FORGET TIMES STORY, LONG PROFILE FROM 2005 PROVES MCCAIN INSANE, LIKE CLINICALLY…

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MCCAIN’S PARTY

Why the senator from Arizona believes he can be the next Republican nominee for President.
by Connie Bruck

MAY 30, 2005

Watched closely by a North Vietnamese guard, a dirty, feeble-looking young man on crutches, carrying a slop bucket, inched forward in slow, painful steps, and then, with a huge effort, hoisted the bucket, emptying it into an open, fetid trough. As cameras whirred, the white-haired John McCain, standing a few feet away, regarded this portrayal of his younger self intently. The Arizona senator had come to New Orleans to visit the set of a movie based on his 1999 book, “Faith of My Fathers”—an account of growing up with a father and grandfather who were both famous four-star admirals, and also of his experience as a prisoner of war in Vietnam. It will be shown on the A&E network on Memorial Day, with Shawn Hatosy starring. McCain remarked that the set, based that day in a dilapidated former brewery, looked a lot like the “Hanoi Hilton,” where he spent most of his captivity: the interrogation room with long ropes hanging from the ceiling; the wretched infirmary cubicle; and the model hospital space, which the North Vietnamese displayed to visitors. “I spent about one and a half hours there,” McCain, who was a prisoner for five and a half years, commented dryly.

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Is it Over?


Thursday, February 14, 2008 - 4:54 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Today’s (Mostly Election) Reads
Polls have Hill maintaining big leads in PA and Ohio. A potential Edwards endorsement would carry her in both. No poll data for Texas came in today. RI Sen Chafee endorsed Obama.

Where do the Dems stand? Is Obama a lock? I checked every God damned news site on earth and recapped below. One certainty: the Clintons’ are ready to brawl, with anyone, inside their camp and with anyone who steps.

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1. As Media Focus Moves to Obama, Will Hill Benefit?
Even if Hillary’s chances seem dimmer by the day, WaPost media critic Howard Kurtz still nails it:

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s best bet right now is for everyone to conclude that she’s a loser. Stay with me a minute. I haven’t totally lost it.

For close to two years, the presidential race has been all about her. She was the front-runner, she was inevitable, she was, above all, a Clinton. Barack Obama was a newcomer, a phenomenon, a rock star, an Oprah-certified inspirational force, but Hillary was the virtual incumbent. The Republicans kept running against her.

When Obama won Iowa, the story was, Hillary loses. When Obama lost New Hampshire, the story was, Hillary’s comeback. The plot line has always been whether the Hill and Bill and their unstoppable machine could be denied.

The result was a much harsher level of press scrutiny than anything aimed at Obama–plus all the first-women stuff about her cleavage, her cackle, her wrinkles, her teary moment and, always, her marriage. She has been the focus, some might say the obsessive focus, of the media culture. (Ed note: bold added, for 16 years you might say, since 92.)

But now that Obama has won Louisiana-Nebraska-Washington-Maine-Maryland-Virginia-D.C., the tide is turning. We are at the OMG moment–OMG, he might be president! The television chatter yesterday was all about how Obama matches up against McCain. For the first time in a Hillary-centric universe, he is becoming the story. One can almost imagine a newsmagazine editor writing the cover line, “Is America Ready for a Black President?”

But race is the least of it. As the pendulum swings, these questions will be seriously weighed for the first time: What would an Obama administration look like? Is he a conventional liberal? Can he deliver on his lofty promises? Can a guy who was a state lawmaker in Springfield three years ago really be the next commander-in-chief?

If the media get serious about posing such questions, Obama will be measured as all front-runners ultimately are, and not just as a Hillary-slayer. And if doubts develop, Clinton would be there as an alternative who is still close in the overall delegate count. In other words, people will be forced to contemplate whether they really want Hillary to lose.

Kurtz goes on to quote a from a million media sources.

Politico has a similar story:

One of Hillary Clinton’s last lines of defense against the onslaught that is Barack Obama is the notion that she has been “vetted” and he has not. All the bad stuff that can be thrown at her already has been, she argues, and that gives her an advantage over Obama.

As Clinton said this week in a televised Politico/WJLA interview: “One thing you know about me is that I have been vetted. I’ve been through this. I understand exactly what is coming at me, and there isn’t any new information. I mean, it’s just more of the same. It’s been recycled over and over again. I don’t think we can say that about my opponent.”

And, indeed, on Monday, Mark Penn, her chief strategist, released a memo saying that Clinton’s having “withstood the full brunt” of the Republican attack machine is “one of the key arguments for Hillary’s candidacy.”

But the story’s writer, Roger Simon, doubts it by using examples such as Dukakis and Willy Horton:

In presidential politics, the past is not just prologue. It’s ammunition.

2. Clintons: We Like—nee LOVE—to Fight
As those who’ve followed the Clintons know, Hill and Bill’s marriage has been one long (policy?) argument, over any and everything from whether to live in Arkansas to monogamy to the Balkans. Imagine locking horns with either of them, never mind both tearing at each other, or at you. I pity those attending this week’s campaign staff meeting. So, unsurprisingly, The Boston Globe says they’re planning to fight this thing to the end…

Hillary Clinton will take the Democratic nomination even if she does not win the popular vote, but persuades enough superdelegates to vote for her at the convention, her campaign advisers say.

Clinton will not concede the race to Obama if he wins a greater number of pledged delegates by the end of the primary season, and will count on the 796 elected officials and party bigwigs to put her over the top, if necessary, said Clinton’s communications director, Howard Wolfson.

“I want to be clear about the fact that neither campaign is in a position to win this nomination without the support of the votes of the superdelegates,” Wolfson told reporters in a conference call. “We don’t make distinctions between delegates chosen by million of voters in a primary and those chosen between tens of thousands in caucuses,” Wolfson said. “And we don’t make distinctions when it comes to elected officials” who vote as superdelegates at the convention.

“We are interested in acquiring delegates, period,” he added.

Then, on same conference call, Clinton Strat-meister Mark Penn goes on the attack, from a conference call to MSNBC:

“Could we possibly have a nominee who hasn’t won any of the significant states — outside of Illinois?” Chief Strategist Mark Penn said. “That raises some serious questions about Sen. Obama.”

I’d say Missouri is a significant state, with a population of 6 million. And VA, but they always go GOP in general elections. It’s true, save his home state of IL and neighboring MO (which is a Red State), Obama’s yet to win a Blue Chip Blue State. And the Clinton Camp knows it:

Howard Wolfson, communications director, pointed out, “We do better the more voters vote. The largest turnout primaries, by in large, are the ones that have favored us. …The presidential election is not a caucus; it’s an election for the most people to get out and vote.”

Fighting words:

The campaign says it will fight to seat Michigan and Florida, where they are now claiming 178 delegates, “whose votes we think should be counted at convention,” Cecil said.

Penn, who said this at least twice on the call, seemed to coin the phrase to encapsulate how they will try to frame the message going forward: Clinton will draw a “clear contrast” between herself and Obama by showing that she is in the “21st Century solution business and not the promise business.”

All this offense at a time when…”the campaign has something of a shellshocked feel, as staffers privately chew over a blowup last week where internal frictions flared into the open,” according to the WSJ

3. Charlie Rose on What Questions to Ask the Candidates
From a lecture in Florida, anyone remember how great he was as a moderator in 2004 Prez debate?:

“What are the forces of change in the world today in politics and economics, science and entertainment? What’s the defining issue for us?”

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A guard, a druggie, a gun — a South Beach tragedy. And more.


Friday, February 8, 2008 - 5:30 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

More Today’s Reads
1. “A guard, a druggie, a gun — a South Beach tragedy”: That’s an honest to God real headline from the Miami Herald.

A guy trying to rob a CVS killed a guard them himself.
Nice header MH. Wow. Killer seems like a cool guy, though:

His killer leaves behind a family long since broken.

Heape was raised in Mesa, Ariz., the son of drug-addled parents. ”He was treated like a dog,” said cousin, Justin Heape, 25, of Chicago. “He never knew the love of parents.”

His father, Richard Ray Heape, smoked crack cocaine, spun fantastic tales of gun running and busted his son’s lip with a hard-covered Bible. Richard Ray Heape would later be left paralyzed after overdosing on heroin, suffering a seizure and hitting his head. Ernest Heape’s mother, Carol, vanished after abandoning him in a field when he was a teenager. About the same time, his sister, Charlene Heape, 15, ran away. She had been missing for a decade.

In seventh grade, Heape found a police officer’s gun left in a fanny pack in a shopping cart. He showed the gun off at school, was arrested and served a year in juvenile hall. Heape held some promise. His art was fantastic. But dark. ”It was really sadistic, like people killing people,” Justin Heape said. “But I’ve never seen another artist draw like that. Ricky was phenomenal.”

As a young man, Heape — himself a cocaine user — moved to Florida, where three aunts live. Trouble followed. In 2005, Heape was arrested in an Orange City trailer park after kidnapping his ex-girlfriend, binding her wrists, ankles and mouth with duct tape. He wielded a baseball bat-sized piece of wood and a butcher knife, threatening to stab her and himself.

”I’m crazy. There’s no telling what I’ll do,” he told her, according to her statement to detectives. After an Orange City detective followed his footprints into the woods, a police dog helped chase him down.

Last month, Heape became a fugitive. Volusia County deputies found his fingerprints at the Ormond-by-the-Sea home of Scott McEvoy, 58, who had been severely beaten. The prints were on items, left in a trash can, that had been burglarized from nearby homes.

Miami Beach police say he was also implicated in another armed robbery in Volusia County. He shot someone in the shoulder — possible using the same gun he used to kill Ruiz.

”I hate to say it, but you kind of always knew it was going to turn out bad for that kid,” said William Heape, an estranged uncle. “It’s sad. One life ruined by another life, ruined by another . . . Our condolences go out to the family of the security guard.”

2. Not all blacks love Obama.
This raging indictment, from Slate’s new black site the Root, by Marc Lamont Hill, sums up Obama’s flaws. Mainly, his centrist leanings suck for a lefty’s like me. The Anrgy Brother Factor is about to come out against Obama as the race moves to black states.

Before going to excerpts, I’d like to point out a question this piece raises: Did New York turn ultra-centrist Clintons into lefties while rest of Dem party moved further towards middle? Look at the work of Bill in Harlem (and abroad) and Hill’s position on trail/good vibes as our Senator. It seems they’ve moved way left from 92-00. Good for them!

Unfortunately, Obama has clung to a rigid centrism that is incompatible with full-scale social change. Despite his claims of being a peace candidate, Obama has repeatedly expressed a commitment to ramping up military and continuing the presidential legacy of using war as an instrument of foreign policy. Although he opposes the war in Iraq, Obama refuses to vote against its funding.

While Obama supports health care for all Americans, he does not embrace a universal single-payer system that would effectively undermine private corporate interests. At the same time that he bemoans the loss of jobs and expansion of global poverty, Obama fails to denounce free trade agreements and extols the virtues economic globalization. In addition, Obama has been conspicuously silent on topics such as the prison industrial complex, the Zionist occupation of Palestine, and the economic underdevelopment of Africa.

In the face of a black electorate that still craves messianic leadership, Obama has skillfully positioned himself as the Martin Luther King of his generation. Unlike King, however, Obama does not aim to disrupt the fundamental structure of society. Rather than dismantling the triple threat of global racism, poverty, and militarism that King warned against, Obama has promoted a doctrine of compromise that is self-serving rather than strategic, milquetoast rather than pragmatic. As opposed to Dr. King, whose legacy has been promiscuously appropriated by his ideological opponents after his death, Obama has freely offered himself up to the enemies of the Left by attaching few material stakes to his grandiose moral and political vision.

Many people, including some of his critics, have come to Obama’s defense by claiming that his progressive half-stepping is an inevitable part of national politics. Others have argued that, despite his shortcomings, Obama is still the best choice among the remaining democratic field. While such claims may be true, they prove that Obama is merely the most attractive in a group of political siblings rather than the revolutionary outsider that he’s portrayed to be. Unfortunately, Obama isn’t selling himself as the best of the pack, but as an entirely new breed of candidate.

To believe that Obama is a Kucinich leftist rather than a Clinton centrist is to ignore his own expressed positions. To believe that the world will be markedly improved after an Obama presidency is to ignore the structure of corporate-controlled politics. To believe that Obama is prepared to address the fundamental structure of our political system is to ignore his own investment in it. Unfortunately, this is exactly what Barack Obama is asking us to do: vote for him as a change maker against all evidence to the contrary. That sounds more like the hope of audacity than the audacity of hope.

Note: Last year Obama and Hillary took $5 plus million from Wall St alone. Both are invested in our confused political economy.

3. Angelina Jolie in Iraq
Talk all the shit you want on celebrities, but Angelina Jolie is in fucking Baghdad right now. Some say her UN work is self-promotion, but Iraq’s no joke and anyone runs risks going there. Bringing attention to Iraq’s refugee crisis is admirable no matter how it’s done. I love that she’s meeting with Gen Petraeus. Seeing that he’s been in country for 5 years, the General probably hasn’t seen a hot chick since 2003. He’s gonna have some boner when Jolie pops up.
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U.N. goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie went to Baghdad on Thursday to highlight the plight of Iraqi refugees. ”There’s lots of goodwill and lots of discussion,” she told CNN, “but there seems to be just a lot of talk at the moment.

”What happens in Iraq and how Iraq settles in the years to come is going to affect the entire Middle East,” she added. ”And a big part of what it’s going to affect, how it settles, is how these people are returned and settled into their homes and their community and brought back together and whether they can live together and what their communities look like.” Jolie met with the top U.S. commander in Iraq, Gen. David Petraeus, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and Iraqi immigration officials. She also mingled with American troops over lunch in the heavily guarded Green Zone where no one cared really if she was wearing all black to camouflage that alleged baby bump.

4. Sudan Attacks Darfur
Things keep getting worse in Chad-West Sudan. Heavy civilian casualties reported (200 plus) after Sudan attacked Darfur from air and land, using both army and militia troops. All-out attacks have been rare in recent years.

Witnesses said the attacks were similar to those in the early days of the Darfur conflict in 2003, when Khartoum mobilized militias to quell mostly non-Arab rebels who took up arms in western Sudan, accusing the government of neglect.

“First of all I saw two helicopters and Janjaweed on horses and camels, after that I saw cars,” said Abu Surouj resident Malik Mohamed, who escaped during the attack early on Friday.

“The helicopters hit us four times and around 20 bombs were dropped,” he told Reuters by telephone.

His voice breaking, he said he had no idea where his family was. “I am outside the city and can see burning. They (the attackers) are still inside.”

Yehia Abakr, a resident of Sirba town, told Reuters by telephone. “I was in the town centre when the attack happened,” he said. “I ran outside the town. They have killed many people.”

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“I know I have a responsibility to unite the party to prepare for the great contest in November.”


Thursday, February 7, 2008 - 10:02 pm (EST)
By Geoff Kenyon

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In his first speech since Romney’s withdrawal and his ascendance as leader of the GOP McCain spoke to the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington today.

Last year McCain skipped their conference and greatly offended the conservative wing of the party. With talk from shock jock conservatives that McCain is unacceptable, this was an important speech for Candidate McCain.

He spoke of his opposition to abortion and bands on “so called assault weapons”, he was booed loudly when he said the word immigration, he touted his votes for judges like Roberts and Alito, and mentioned Reagan a dozen times.

Then we got our first real glance at the upcoming debate over national security.  More...

First he took a direct shot at the Clintons by warning of a return to “the timidity and wishful thinking of a time when we averted our eyes form terrible threats to our security that were so plainly gathering strength abroad.

Then he took them both on:

“Senator Clinton and Senator Obama will withdraw our forces from Iraq based on an arbitrary timetable designed for the sake of political expediency and which recklessly ignores the profound human calamity and dire threats to our security that would in sue.”

 “Those senators won’t recognize and seriously address the threat posed by an Iran with nuclear ambitions to our ally Israel in the region. I intend to make unmistakably clear that we will not a permit a government that espouses the destruction of the state Israel as its fondest wish and pledges undying enmity to the United States to possess the weapons to advance their malevolent ambitions”

“Senator Clinton and Senator Obama will concede to our critics that our own actions to defend against its threats are responsible for fomenting the terrible evil of radical Islamic extremism and the resolve to combat it will be as flawed as their judgment.”  

He was cheered loudly the entire speech with John McCain chants throughout. If conservatives are bummed on this guy it sure didn’t seem so today. It scares me that the GOP can now begin to unite around McCain while Democrats draw lines in the sand behind their favorite candidate.

 

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