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Noel Gallagher Isn’t Scared But He’s Jockin Jay-Z


Monday, August 18, 2008 - 1:00 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

Here’s the “leaked” track from Jay-Z’s next to be released album Blueprint 3… titled appropriately, “Jockin Jay-Z.” Kanye West produced this bass heavy jam in which there’s a load of smack talk in Noel Gallagher’s direction. Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher talked some shit about Jigga being the headliner of the Glastonbury festival and said it was “uncorrect” for Jay to close the show. Fuck that… This is Jay-Z’s response via music.

click here for the jam, JOCKIN JAY-Z from Nah Right

NY Mag’s take on this…

TAGS: Glastonbury, Jay, Kanye West, leak, Music, Noel Gallagher, Oasis

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Festive Theme: Jigga, Verve, Weezy, Dylan, Kanye


Monday, June 30, 2008 - 12:42 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


At Glasto last night: ’chard Ashcroft posing like only a Brit-pop frontman can, Godlike. The Sunday line-up for V Fest in B-more features Lil Wayne, Kanye West, and Bob Dylan.

The video Anthony posted of our New York boy Jigga dissing at Oasis at Glasto by performing “Wonderwall” with a guitar reminded me that the UK still runs the best fests, despite the glut of festivals here in recent years (Coachello, Boner-roo, and Lolla just don’t cut it). Better yet, Jigga at Glasto was front page news across the UK, something no festival could do here. The most emailed stories at every Brit paper (Independent, Guardian, Times etc) were Jigga-praise tales. The Guardian review closed with: “What does it all mean, maan?: Hip hop is RIGHT for Glastonbury. Times have changed Mr Gallagher.”

And the most emailed in all of the UK (pop 60 million): “A Glasto Legend is Born,” claims the Independent:

His name on the bill sparked the type of controversy that rarely surrounds Glastonbury Festival. A hip-hop act isn’t what the traditional field-dwellers have come to expect, and even Noel Gallagher, a god in these parts, decried his inclusion.

But last night Jay-Z took the Oasis star’s criticism and turned it into one of the great Glastonbury moments. Taking to the stage flanked by guitarists and in front of a Union Jack backdrop, the rapper led the sizeable crowd in a sing- along of “Wonderwall”.

It was a moment that will surely go down in festival folklore. But the rest of his set was also impressive, although at times it felt more like a Barack Obama rally than a festival gig.

The Guardian ran a funny, great Verve review, actually addressing (Oasis vs Verve) issues John raised last week:

Where and when: Pyramid stage, Sunday, 10.25pm

Dress code: Manc cool. Richard Ashworth looks slinky in a leather jacket and sunglasses.

In a nutshell: “Shout out to Jay-Z,” says Verve frontman Richard Ashcroft, in bullish good form, “but tonight it’s rock’n'roll.” It’s a promise that the Manchester braggards more than uphold. Moving from the psychedelic swirl of Rolling People to the cathartic, classic pop of Sonnet and Lucky Man, Ashcroft and co delight old fans and surprise some who thought they weren’t up to the challenge of their Pyramid stage headline slot. “We’d like to thank Emily Eavis,” says Ashcroft. “I hope Dad realised why she booked us now. I think he was worried we wouldn’t be as good as Keane.” After this performance, which ends with the fantastic hedonism of Love is Noise, even bessie mates Oasis should be looking over their shoulder.

Who’s watching: Lads looking for an anthemic sing-along and the chance to cuddle their mates without embarrassment.

High point: A dead heat between the acoustic majesty of The Drugs Don’t Work and the celebratory swagger of Bittersweet Symphony.

Low point: Too many protracted wig-outs turn the muscular Verve flabby

Mark out of 10: 8

What does it all mean, maan?: Carlsberg still tastes ok with man-tears in it

How do you beat 80,000 people standing in a field sorted out for E’s and wizz?

There is one American festival this summer that may live up to the hype. On Day 2 of the V Fest in Baltimore—August 10th—Kanye West and Lil Wayne perform alongside Bob Dylan (and BRMC). Weezy and West are the two biggest solo artists in America right now. Dylan is the biggest solo artist in America ever. If late-60s America was all about not having to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, then the late 00s are all about George Bush not caring about black people. About a Namish quagmire in Iraq. About a Hurricane named Katrina. About a time when people had the audacity to hope in the wake of said hurricane and tragic war that change was possible. About a moment from which Barack Obama rose.

Millions of hippies hate Kanye for performing at 430am (after originally being scheduled of 8pm) at Boner-roo, but his set lead every single review of the festival (NYT, WaPost, AP, Rolling Stone, SPIN). As in, the first sentence was Kanye. So he effectively stole the show—and the headlines. Having seen Kanye perform last May, I can attest that he transcends rap.

For Wayne, the Baltimore show is his biggest of the summer. You know, the same summer where his record sold a million copies in one week, the same week he had the number one single, ringtone, and download. The summer he won the BET viewers choice award. Look for a Dylan at Newport type performance.

I don’t care as much about Dylan, but just to see him on the same stage is going to be fun.

TAGS: Bob Dylan, Jay, Kanye West, Lil Wayne

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Among The Yahoos


Sunday, June 22, 2008 - 11:21 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine
Dispatch from the Celts’ victory parade—racial unity achieved!…When compared to Boston’s hardened sports thugs, Bill Buford was hanging with Peace Now at the World Cup 90…
  

The scene in Copley Sq: fans and the racist cops who hate them, arresting a doo-rag-men. Pics by Geoff Kenyon.

In Europe they’re called hooligans, sometimes thugs. Americans call them delinquents, punks. In Boston, Mayor Menino calls them “knuckleheads.” Others use the anti-Irish Sully or Mick. But the most unique word to describe Boston’s insane fans is “Yahoo.” As in, “You see that fahkin’ Yahoo on TV throw a street sign through that window?”

For the past week, I’ve been among the Yahoos in Boston and various towns along Massachuesetts’ North Shore and Merrimack Valley, and in southern New Hampshire. This area truly is Celtic Nation, and it’s where I grew up. Remember, the Pats play 30 miles south of Boston, in Foxboro, and the C’s above North Station. Admittedly, I think I am a Yahoo. 

The latest episode of Yahoo-ery started Tuesday night with KG’s post-game interview. The Celtics had just won their first NBA victory in 22 years, a record 17th for the franchise. Still, it was the first ring for C’s superstars’ Ray Allen, Paul Pierce, and Kevin Garnett. Green and white confetti rained down as the Big Three got emo on the parquet.  KG—tears in his eyes, scowling, yelping, hat pulled lowed—suddenly thanked “Peanut” on network TV. 

Of course, no one knew who Peanut was. But every Yahoo in Boston has a friend nicknamed a Peanut. And with this, the streets began to fill with Yahoos, myself included, our collective inhebriated brains thinking, “Yeah Peanut!!! This one’s for you!!! Peanut…ooowwwoooowaaaawaa!!”

I was by Northeastern University—Yahoo Central—my alma matter (ok, I went there for one year), bottle of tequila in hand, a “Wooooo” on my tongue, celebrating on St Stevens St. There I spotted two Yahoos in wife-beaters aptly beating up a mailbox. One had sweet ink: a tribal armband enmeshed with a Red Sox “B.” Around the corner, in front of Our House (a bar famous for selling $3 32 oz. beers called Bruebakers aka “‘Roid Rage-ade”): ten Yahoos hugging while pogoing and yelling “Boston, Boston!”

Inside the bar, TVs were tuned to live footage of fans rioting downtown—dancing around mini-fires, running into trees, climbing trees, kissing trees, facing off with cops. I soon found myself fighting the bouncer at Our House for absolutely no reason. Kicked out, I put on another shirt and snuck back in. “Lollipop” was playing; chubby fake id chicks dancing; ‘roid bros started fighting. Damn, it felt good to be a Yahoo…

(more…)

TAGS: beer, Boston, Celtics, drunk, idiot, Kanye West, Kevin Garnett, kids, New Hampshire, NSA, Racial Unity, Racism, Red Sox, Sports, war

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Popstar Deathmatch: Weezy Goes Platinum vs Kanye Performs to “Kanye sucks” chant at 4:30am at Boner-roo


Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 9:29 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Bonnaroo boners. Weezy making out with his Daddy.

America’s two biggest pop-rap stars made headlines this week

Who is cooler? Kanye for pushing his Saturday 8:15pm slot back to 4:30am at a jam band festival and getting booed or Lil Wayne for releasing 75 free promo tracks before releasing Tha Carter 3 and still going platinum its first week?

Boner-roo, America’s biggest yearly pop/jam band fest:

Kanye West was booed by angry fans when he played US festival Bonnaroo this weekend- after arriving on stage over 2 hours late! The hip hop star took to the stage at 4.25am and ironically opened with track Good Morning. Fans chanted ’Kanye, Sucks!’ and threw objects onto the stage during the delay while many reportedly left and went to sleep.

I don’t care if you love Jack Johnson and came to the ‘Roo in a VW bus powered by fry grease and wearing crocs, coming out to “Good Morning” (maybe West’s best song) in such Axl Rose fashion is funny and worth staying up for. PS: Pearl Jam sucks.

Meanwhile, Lil Wayne goes for top-opening week of 2008with an album that ends with an 8 minute anti-Al Sharpton and critical drup policy rant:

Experts Project Tha Carter III Went Platinum Yesterday
June 16th, 2008 | It has been just a few short days since Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter 3 was released to retailers around the globe, and already the Louisiana born and raised rapper is close to rounding off a million copies sold. According to the Nielsen SoundScan’s Building Charts, Tha Carter 3, which was released last Tuesday (June 10th) was set to reach it’s million-copies-sold peak by last evening,which is when Soundscan closes its trackings. On it’s first day alone, Tha Carter 3’s sales stood at 423,00 copies sold [click to read], and as of June 13th, the album has sold roughly 630,000 copies.

Tha Carter 3 is toe-to-toe with Kanye West’s Graduation [click to read], which sold nearly 600,000 copies it’s first day of release. Lil Wayne, who is still currently signed to Cash Money/Universal Motown Records, has a lot more to boast about, as his smash single, “Lolipop” still sits at number one on the singles charts.

Tie (slight edge to West on the why play at 8pm when the 430am slot’s avail?/pissing off hippies factor)…Both are playing V Fest in Baltimore this August, at a race track, where I hope you can bet horses and watch the show.

TAGS: A Milli, free, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Race, Tha Carter 3, Weezy

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Kanye Hits New York


Friday, May 16, 2008 - 11:49 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

The future has landed
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Chicago rapper Kayne West came to New York this week, playing MSG (left) and a private party (right).

America’s biggest rapper arrived in America’s biggest city this week to make the case that he’s fully transcended rap to become the Nu Prince. New York is the place to gauge where an artist is on the pop culture index, and Kanye West’s week in New York (as detailed below) proved he’s definately pop’s coolest act, if not its biggest and best.

On Tuesday Kanye played Madison Square Garden—a show that sold out (20,000 tix) in 7 minutes. The Times’ chief pop critic Jon Parles gave the MSG show a rave review, headlined, “Ego-Fueled Hip-Hop Sci-Fi Space Odyssey”:

Mr. West’s set was the most daring arena spectacle hip-hop has yet produced, and in some ways the best, even as it jettisoned standard hip-hop expectations. It is a show of stamina and lonely self-determination that takes on its own obsessive momentum, like a Samuel Beckett scene staged by Robert Wilson and George Lucas.

After MSG, Jay-Z hosted Kanye’s after party at 1Oak, a new club on W 17th that feels like an orgy/80s Armani ad shoot on a Spanish island but with everything bathed in pink light. In the bldg: Jay-Z, Diddy, Marbury, and Russell Simmons.
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Fab and Kanye at 1Oak…

I caught Kanye Wednesday night at a G-Shock/Timex sponsored event underneath the Queensbourgh Bridge. The free show, attended by 1500-2000, was at Guastavino’s, a 25,000 sq ft beaux-arts room with roman columns. What a space! The ceiling is a web of white-tiled vaulted-arches, like a meta-version of the ceiling at the Oyster Bar beneath Grand Central, all connected to the bridge’s steel girders. The stage was placed underneath the bridge’s granite arch, in front of a glass wall looking across the river to Queens’ refracted orange glow.

The crowd was the usual media, fashion, PR, downtown mish-mash. All perfectly dressed, of course. The only Wall St/suit dude there was my neighbor Sean, an accountant. DJ Cassidy, Puffy’s personal DJ, was spinning the warm-up, doing the usual Jay-Z verses into old school then back to Biggie or Snoop/Dre. The bar was open top shelf—Knob Creek, Patron, etc. The food: everything from lamb chops to cupcakes. By about 10pm the whole crowd was drunk and dancing—a rarity at a corporate sponsored after-work event, though I suppose Kanye-anticipation was to blame.

When the lights finally went down, keyboard strains rang out. Soon a retro-future light show began, neon green and fluorescent blue. Then a live band started jamming the second song off Graduation. But I couldn’t see Kanye, so I moved to about 10-ft from the stage. Oh, there he was, sitting in an egg-shaped chair in white jeans, an alligator skin vest, and 80s shades with a pink glow-light across the top. He stayed in the chair for the next few songs. “Wow, next level arrogance,” a girl from T Magazine said. Kanye had two Prince-esque back-up singers, a guy and girl, but, like the rest the backing band, they were kept in the dark. Only Kanye was light-worthy.

Kanye’s in-chair performance lacked energy until a sextet of topless space chicks came on stage. “Just like The Box,” someone said, referring to a high-end downtown sex club, adding, “He didn’t have the titty dancers last night at MSG.” This mesmerizing, site-specific titty show saved the first half of Kanye’s set.

By song six Kanye was out of the chair and forgetting lyrics. But he made up for it by breaking into a freestyle—”I wrote this shit at 8 am this morning, I thunk it!”— about wanting to making babies with a Swedish girl and how he was number 1 and met girl who was a 10, and that makes 11, but her friend was a 7 so he sent her to 7-11 to buy condoms and soda. That verse happened, yes indeed…

By this point the whole crowd was dancing. He closed with all the hits (Golddigger, Flashing Lights, “Wait til I get my money right…”, the Daft Punk Jam): bouncing across the stage, jumping up and down, slapping his face with a white-gloved hand, dripping sweat, wooing the crowd with finger points—arms in the air—even crying during one emotional verse. This was a man at his peak. Selling out MSG then getting 2000 of New York’s most uptight, seen-it-all taste makers dancing and waving their hands in ecstasy. Well done.
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Can you see the breasts? My finger…

PAGE 6 reports Kanye was payed $1million for the show, though I heard from sources the number was $300,000 and the overall event cost was $1 million. But this is just part of an overall G-Shock/Kayne deal that’s probably worth at least $2 million:

May 16, 2008 — KANYE West made a quick $1 million helping Casio promote its G-Shock watch at Guastavino’s Wednesday night. After keeping such guests as Lindsay Price, Caridee English and Spike Lee waiting for an hour and a half, West performed with four topless dancers, their faces hidden behind space helmets. Earlier, the swollen-headed rapper complained about the green room, which was last occupied by designer John Galliano when he threw a Dior show in the restaurant under the 59th Street Bridge. West sniffed, “It smells like a dirty French boudoir.”

I don’t know, maybe in June when Kanye returns to play before 80,000 at Giants Stadium he’ll up the ante again, but Kanye’s already proved this week he’s pop music’s prince in an egg shaped throne. Now, the real Prince needs to do a week in New York on par with what Kayne just pulled off. Maybe start with a 5-night stand at The Box, then a one off at MSG or something. Otherwise the Purple One best admit Kayne’s got him beat on the ego/pop front.
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One last look: Weds show (left) and Tues show (right)…

TAGS: Babies, drunk, free, HBO, Jay, Kanye West, Music, New York, Review, spin, The Box, war

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NYC + Kanye = No need for Xanax


Thursday, May 15, 2008 - 12:28 pm (EST)
By Azriel Relph

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(Kanye in egg, flanked by space sluts)

This isn’t a show review, I’m just professing my love for this city.

At 9:45 pm last night I was bummed because I was stuck downtown for work, at some shitty show I didn’t need to be at but had to meet with a promoter for, my allergies were on fire, I was starving, I had homework to do, and I was going to miss seeing Negative Approach play out in Brooklyn.

At 9:55 pm I got a text from Ray to come to a party, so I hopped in a cab and figured I’d make the best of the night, or at least get angry drunk.
At 10:00 pm I got another text telling me to hurry, as Kanye was about to go on.  Kanye?

At 10:05 pm I bullshitted my way  through security, and walked up a red carpet into a giant space under the Queensboro Bridge, built around its arches with huge ceilings that had a Burton-era Batman feel, only filled with 1500 hip dudes and hot chicks with glow necklaces on.  Grabbed two giant bourbons from the open bar, and walked up front to watch Kanye West perform 45 minutes of greatness.  He spent 90% of the time sitting in a futuristic egg chair with his LED shades on, and had a dance team of super hot naked chicks with space helmets on through half the set. My mood had officially been altered, and it wasn’t the bourbon.

I’ve spent time in every major city in the western world, and New York City is the only one where, on a Wednesday night -in a timespan of 20 minutes- you can go from angry- “I’m about to get all Grand Theft Auto on someone”-dude to ecstatic-”I don’t deserve this good of a life”-guy.

TAGS: Brooklyn, drunk, Kanye West, New York, New York City, Review

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Jeff Neumann: The Year in Photojournalism


Friday, December 28, 2007 - 5:52 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Jeff Neumann is a writer-photgrapher living in Cairo. He is the founder of Sexxxy Mann Clothing, LLC, a conceptual fashion line. Here’s his take on this year’s best photojournalism.

As 2007 comes to a close this week, a review of the year in photojournalism is in order. Many people consider photojournalism boring and “newsy”, not in the same ballpark as sophisticated and “artsy” photography you might see at the Whitney. Call me crazy or call it personal preference, but I have more appreciation for pictures that are made in less than ideal situations and aren’t trying to hawk some sort of product or celebrity brand (although I do love seeing pictures of Lindsay Lohan racking up lines and looking super hot). And not just war or conflict photos, I prefer any photograph that tell a story rather than promoting Sexy Man Cologne, but that’s just me.

Most of the annual awards for last year came out at different times in 2007 so I’ll include a couple of those plus my personal favorites. First up is the winner of the 2006 World Press Photo of the Year, Getty Images’ Spencer Platt, with a picture of young, well-to-do Lebanese driving through the bombed out suburbs of south Beirut during a lull in the Israeli airstrikes in the summer war with Hezbollah. There were some negative rumblings about this photo winning because it is a great departure from past selections. But look at this and tell me that doesn’t deserve to win:

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Spencer was one of several talented photographers I was lucky enough to meet in Baghdad in 2004. And, about 6 months later, I literally bumped into him on the floor of the Republican National Convention at MSG amid throngs of obnoxious delegates from Texas wearing really offensive cowboy hats and “shit kickers”. Not too different from Baghdad I guess.

Then there’s the UNICEF 2007 Photo of the Year, which was actually announced in 2007. Stephanie Sinclair won this year with her photo of an 11-year-old Afghan bride and her sketchy old husband on their wedding day, part of an essay that appeared in the New York Times Magazine. From UNICEF:

The UNICEF Photo of the Year 2007 is one of a series of photos about child marriages taken by Stephanie Sinclair between 2005 and 2007 in Afghanistan, Nepal and Ethiopia. During a stay in Afghanistan, it consistently struck the 34-year old freelance photographer, how many young girls are married to much older men. She decided to raise awareness about this topic with her pictures. According to UNICEF estimates, about 50% of Afghan women are married before they turn 18. In Afghanistan, in most parts of South Asia and in Southern Africa, marriage is often seen as a business transaction that has nothing to do with personal desires. In this process, the bride is the article of trade - the younger she is, the higher the bride price. “What are you feeling today?” Stephanie Sinclair asked Ghulam on her engagement. “Nothing,” the bewildered girl answered. “I do not know this man. What am I supposed to feel?”

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This year the exclusive VII Photo Agency added two new photographers, Marcus Bleasdale and Franco Pagetti to their existing staff of 11. Sadly, award-winning VII staff member Alexandra Boulat died this year from complications suffered from a brain aneurysm while on assignment in the Gaza Strip. I especially loved her coverage of women in the Middle East, and not from a Western “those poor women in veils” point of view, but rather focusing on their strength as women living in harsh conditions like Iraq and the Gaza Strip.

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Marcus Bleasdale is one of the foremost journalists covering the war in the DRC (Democratic Republic of Congo), no small task considering the brutality of that long running conflict and the fact that it is one of the most under reported wars going. Maybe 10 years from now Kanye West will find out about it and write a hot song. Also check out Bleasdale’s book, “One Hundred Years of Darkness.”

And check out the gear on these guys!
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And, finally, my personal favorite from 2007, taken by Jehad Nga of Corbis. This shot of Darfurian rebels at a conference in Libya looks like it belongs in Men’s Vogue or the Times’ T Magazine. Just like the kefiyeh becoming a lame accessory, maybe this picture will inspire the combination of windbreakers, sandals, and camo turbans on sneaker necks at Max Fish. Nga is also one of the few journalists with the balls to go to Mogadishu recently.
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TAGS: election, free, Iraq, Kanye West, New York, New York Times, NSA, photojournalism, Review, Texas, Trade, war

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