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Pipe Dreams Over the “Gateway of Tears”


Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 10:49 am (EST)
By Jeff


Trust us...Djibouti will look like Fiji! \

Inside a half-finished five star hotel in Djibouti this past July, several hundred foreign dignitaries, investors and journalists gathered for the first look at an ambitious plan to unite continents. Dubai-based Al Noor Holding Investment Company hopes to build a bridge — to be the world’s largest suspension structure, at points boasting 800-meters-tall pilings — between Africa and the Arabian Peninsula. The bridge, spanning 29 kilometers of the Red Sea between Djibouti and Yemen, will be anchored by brand new cities on each side bearing the same name, Al Noor City, or City of Light. The estimated cost of the whole venture is somewhere around $200 billion. The visionary of this project, Tarek bin Laden, Saudi oligarch and brother-in-law of the notorious Osama, hopes in 15 to 20 years time to see his dream of the bridge and both cities become reality. But just how realistic is it?

Perhaps Djibouti’s only real asset today is its location at the junction of the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden. It has one of Africa’s smallest populations, estimated at around 500,000, and its land size is comparable to the US state of Massachusetts. It is also bordered by Ethiopia, Eritrea and Somalia — three nations who are embroiled in multiple conflicts and whose names have long generated images of famine, despotism and anarchy.

Along the road between the Djibouti-Ambouli Airport and the hotel hosting the project launch, people wandered between single-storey concrete buildings and shacks — some carried jerrycans or bundles of sticks, but most walked empty handed. Less than a kilometer away from the hotel, a naked child squatted beside a wall while groups of shirtless men slept in ditches beneath the shade of trees.

The “Bridge of the Horn” is to have a six-lane highway and three light rail lines for passenger and commercial traffic, with a goal of one day handling 100,000 cars and 20,000 rail passengers per day. There are also plans for a natural gas pipeline to run the length of the bridge from Djibouti into Yemen and onto the Persian Gulf.

If completed, the bridge will cross the aptly named Bab el Mandeb, the Gateway of Tears. It is the shortest point between Yemen and Djibouti and is named after the treacherous waters made famous for centuries of taking ships and lives. There is also the deadly threat of Somali pirates operating in the area, enough to warrant the permanent basing of an international pirate task force and several thousand French Foreign Legion and US military troops. Europe’s supply of oil from the Gulf passes through these straits making security here all the more vital.

And just as the Suez Canal controls sea traffic at the northern end of the Red Sea, the Gateway of Tears owns the shipping lanes of the south. Not far from the hotel there was a sight common to every port city from Buenos Aires to Shanghai: shipping containers. Stacked like a multi-colored set of Legos, rows of metal boxes waited to be filled with goods, loaded onto ships and sent out across the globe. This is the Horn of Africa. (more…)

TAGS: 2000, attack, economy, free, HBO, insurgents, Iran, Iraq, Islam, long island, model, Muslim, NPR, Pirates, Schools, Singapore, Slam, Suspension, Trade, Travel, Vice, Video, war

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“Eat fish, live longer; eat oysters, love longer!”


Thursday, July 10, 2008 - 9:46 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Lure: best happy hour scene in NYC. 

Some people like to get cheap drinks after work. But cheap drinks and cheap oysters? That’s the good life. New York Magazine offers this guide to oyster happy hours. But they forget the city’s premier oyster happy hour scene, Lure Fish Bar below Prada Soho, where sex columnists mingle with Roman filmmakers, fashion publicists, pot dealers, and Long Island moms in a mock yacht setting. At about 7-7:30pm sunlight streaks the whole space; a perfect visual to go with one’s summery white wine or champagne buzz.   

Oyster-Shooter Hour

Happy hour doesn’t have to mean just beer and well drinks anymore. Here’s where (and when) to get cheap mollusks to go with your bubbly this summer.

Ed’s Lobster Bar (View Menu)
222 Lafayette St., nr. Spring St.; 212-343-3236
Fri.–Sat., 11 p.m.–midnight

East Coast oysters, including Peconics and Beau Soleil, are $2, but for pre- (or post-) trysts we like deal No. 2: a dozen oysters and two flutes of house Champagne for $40.

Lelabar

422 Hudson St., at Leroy St.; 212-206-0594
Wed. and Sat., 5 p.m.-7:30 p.m.
This cozy wine bar hawks its market oysters for a buck a pop.

Five Points (View Menu)

31 Great Jones St., nr. Lafayette St.; 212-253-5700
Daily, 5 p.m.–6 p.m.
The day’s batch is cut from $3.50 to $2 apiece, but the martinis are half-price at $5.

Fish (View Menu)

280 Bleecker St., at Jones St.; 212-727-2879
Daily
This combo is apparently what they’re known for: six Blue Point oysters or six clams with a glass of wine or beer for $8.

 Essex (View Menu)
120 Essex St., at Rivington St.; 212-533-9616
Mon. and Thurs.
Drinks are half off only between 6 and 9 p.m., but oysters are $1 all night long.

Well, since we’re on the subject, let’s look at what actor Rip Torn has to say about oysters:

Rip Torn is a gentleman…He said he doesn’t eat much other than that [bacon and eggs], except for oysters, of course. He’ll eat oysters anytime, and always eats at least a dozen before a performance. “Low calories, tremendous energy,” he said. “At the oyster bar over in west California, there was a sign that says, `Eat fish, live longer; eat oysters, love longer!’”

TAGS: beer, long island, mccain, New York

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Varsha Sabhnani: Worst American Ever


Friday, June 27, 2008 - 4:39 pm (EST)
By Azriel Relph

Unfortunately this story is true.  From cnn.com:

A millionaire who inflicted years of abuse on two Indonesian housekeepers held as virtual slaves in her Long Island mansion was sentenced Thursday to 11 years in prison.

The victims testified that they were beaten with brooms and umbrellas, slashed with knives, and forced to climb stairs and take freezing showers as punishment. One victim was forced to eat dozens of chili peppers and then was forced to eat her own vomit when she couldn’t keep the peppers down, prosecutors said.

So this rich bitch Varsha Sabhnani from Long Island (who used to be a fatty BTW) keeps and abuses slaves, (well she paid their families a whole $100 a month), for 5 years, and she gets 11 years in prison and a $25,000 fine.  The two  victims are trying to get about $1 million in back pay, and the defense has the audacity to counter with $200k.

Referencing Sabhnani’s charitable works, her defense attorney called her “a woman who spent a lifetime doing good deeds.”  She herself said, “I was brought to this Earth to help people who are in need.”

She obviously sounds like a bleeding-heart liberal, who’s main crime was hiring and helping illegal immigrants.  Those two jobs could have belonged to honest, hard-working Americans, who obviously would not have required such discipline.  The only solution I see to this problem is stricter immigration policies, so vote McCain in ‘08.

TAGS: A Milli, free, immigration, Indonesia, long island, mccain

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Forecast For Kings (Brooklyn) REMOVE ALL JERSEY SCUM From My Current Home


Tuesday, February 5, 2008 - 5:33 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

Q: Whats worse than assholes like me moving from California and every-fuckin-where-else to live in Brooklyn?

A: Assholes who pile-drive themselves into Williamsburg from New Jersey and Long Island for the night to get a taste of life out of the ordinary to them. Reeking of testosterone and Jagermeister, these Axe Body spray’d, frat jock fuckers come here driving these fucking unbelievably ridiculous, massive, Hummer limos, stretch limo this, stretch limo that, just to come and eat SEA (thai food) on North 6th St. and Berry. Then they pile out of SEA and head about a half block away to one of two all White Hip Hop type clubs called SYN (you can hear the same Biggie “Hypnotize” song every time you walk by this spot) or something horrible like that on Bedford Ave. and North 5th St. with all the other out of the neighborhood too-much-cologne, khaki wearing, pinstripe button up shirt wearing, homophobic, buff & fat fucks who do nothing but make loud noise, rude/crass comments meanwhile trying to hit on any and all girls who can walk. (damn, long run-on sentence - breathe now) I’m far away from the perfect citizen, but at least I’m not one of these fuckers. And my complaint isn’t against all Jersey or Long Island folks, just the ones (male 16-35) who belong at the Jersey Shore doing steroids and wrestling their buddies on the beach to get the attention of some trashy, urban outfitted college whores.

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TAGS: Brooklyn, jocks, long island, williamsburg

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Hope’s Frontline: Obama’s Stump Speech Deconstructed, Bill O’Reilly Scuffles With Obama Staffer


Sunday, January 6, 2008 - 7:22 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Obama Rally 
The Scene
9:30 am–Saturday, January 6th. Nashua, NH, a city of 90,000, on the northeast border of Mass along the Merrimack River (former mill town Lowell is Nashua’s sister city). I’m heading with Geoff Kenyon to Nashau North High School. Traffic chokes the two-lane road leading to the school. Plates from Mass and Vermont and beyond adorn at least a third of the cars.

Outside the high school–a modern, jagged brick and glass compound set on a rolling snow blasted 200-acre plot—a line of hundreds stretches the view.

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Inside, the gymnasium is packed with 1800 hundred supporters, according to an Obama staffer. Under a 30-foot ceiling and 8 raised basketball rims, a nearly all white crowd bathes in muted sunlight via frosted windows. In the gym’s center is a podium with CHANGE written on it. On a small raised bleacher behind the podium, 30 or so hand-picked Obama supporters cheer and wave signs; the only non-whites: an albino Hindu in red turban (?!!!) and two black girls.

In the press quadrant, a few hundred buzz about, caged in by metal barricades. David Gergen, NBC analyst and Harvard Kennedy School dean, speaks to a reporter, saying Obama’s a “dynamic speaker” without adding much more.

With The Isley Brother’s “Shout” playing, I approach Obama’s DJ, a black guy in his late 20s in a gray sweater. He stands behind a Mac laptop. Looking at the DJ’s all black R&B/soul play-list–Marvin Gaye, O’Jays, Stevie Wonder, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough,” Kool and the Gang, Otis Redding, Ike and Tina–I ask why no Kayne West, Obama’s fellow black Chicagoan, and the biggest pop-star in America.

“We used to play him, man,” the DJ says. “But the powers that be nixed it.” Kayne, too black, was censored by Obama! Soon comes the first song by a white act (U2’s “City of Blinding Light”) and with it Obama. He takes the stage in a French cut gray suit-long, slim jacket and tight straight pants. Cheers, chants…Obama takes the mic from the stand and holds it comfortably, confidently.

Stump Speech; Notes On

Endless thank-yous, then: “I moved to Chicago after college to work with a group of churches doing community activism. For $12,000 a year,” laughter.

After showing he knows what its like to be an underpaid organizer, Obama brings two young female staffers onstage–his NH main organizers. “Weslyan!!!” yells a scruffy Bro in the stands, wearing a burlap coat. One of the staffers looks up, smiles, and nods. “How many of you out there are still undecided?” Obama asks. At least 30% of room’s hands go up. “We are coming after you!” Staffers exit stage.

Change Phase
Obama begins with his Iowa victory. The people decided to “vote for what is possible.” Iowa rhetoric for a few more sentences–”lifting the country up” “a new majority”–all so vague. Then a negative jab at Bush gets huge cheers, followed by a joke about “my cousin Dick Cheney”: “I was hoping for someone cool like Willie Mays.” Obama calls for an end of Scooter Libby and Karl Rove politics. (I see a sign that says “Barack N Roll.”)

People want a leader to be for something, Obama says, to have “something to believe in.” He says they want someone to go to Detroit to talk climate change–not just visit the Sierra Club. Someone to overcome drug lobbies, provide tax cuts to companies that keep jobs in America not ship them overseas, to help Americans find a living wage. We should respect work. Obama’s “Main St not Wall Street.” Green policy comes up for a sentence–helping climate scientists and entrepreneurs–before moving to terror: “I will not hesitate to strike those who insult our values.” And Iraq–all troops home in 16 months. “We will confront genocide, terrorism, poverty, disease…”

“Our Moment”-mini phase
Obama quotes Dr Martin Luther King on “the fierce urgency of now.”

Belief Phase
The size of our problems are too big for the current DC structure, he says, promising not a politics of “spin” but of “straight talk.”

“I’m betting on you,” he says forcefully. “The greatest agent of American change is the American people.” He believes this is “destiny,” that we’re hitting a “fever pitch.” But he says pundits are saying, “This is a fluke.” (Who has said that? No one I’ve read or seen since Iowa has.) Pundits say: “He may have great ideas” but he’s a “roll of dice. We need to season and stew him so he acts like us.”

“It’s time to turn the page, because this change thing is catching on.” (Next to me, a black preacher type is amen-ing.) Obama says he’s willing to “reach across the aisle” to make change.

Hope Phase
Discusses his family, about his father leaving him at 2. Raised by a single mother, all he had was hope.
“That lady there has a sign that says hope. I wrote a book about hope,” says Obama, pointing. “I love the word. Some are calling me a hope-monger.” Big laughs. He says hope isn’t naiveté, though. Rather, sitting on your couch is ignorance. Hope is action!

Obama places hope in a historical context, saying without it there’d never have been an American Revolution, an end to slavery nor a victorious Civil War, the Greatest Generation, civil rights, organized labor against Pinkerton Thugs…

(In front of me stands a man with a gray mullet, bald on top, a mustache and glasses, in a trench coat. Next to him: a young blonde girl in knee high leather SS-style boots. Both nodding along.)

Obama says of his poll lead, “There is an assumption that it will not last.” (There is?) But…”There is a moment in ever generation when we set aside fear and stand up for what we believe in. This is our time. I am convinced that if we stand up, if you believe in keeping the dream alive, if you rise up…” cheers so loud but something about winning.

“I love you!” Obama exits stage.

Obama’s stump in one sentence: This is the moment to believe in hope and make a change.

Opinion on Obama’s stump in one sentence: Too much rhetoric and not enough policy makes Obama exciting but vague, which is exactly what you’d expect from a front runner.

Post-Stump Schmooze

A kid wearing a Weird Al Yankovic T-shirt (on which Weird Al’s dressed as a homey in front of a tricked out ride) tells me he likes Obama because he’d end the war in Iraq. Michael Gaughan, 12, came up to see Obama all the way from Long Island, NY. His Dad is undecided, but likes Obama’s energy and wanted to see it first hand. This 12-year old Weird Al fan added, “I want the troops home soon because I don’t want any of my friends to die in Iraq when they get older.”

Obama is shaking hands. Towering above the reception line is Bill O’Reilly, wearing a Fox News varsity jacket. Obama has so far refused to go on O’Reilly’s show. It’s become a constant theme of O’Reilly’s campaign coverage. Obama avoids tough interviews, O’Reilly says, and only does softball interviews like Oprah and Ellen. So now Bill’s here to get some face time with the Democratic front runner.

Five minutes later, Obama finally makes his way to where O’Reilly stands. But a huge guy in trench coat, an Obama bodyguard not Secret Service, steps in front of Bill and his Fox News film crew.”You’re blocking the shot,” Bill yells as he mushes the Obama blocker. “Don’t block the shot!”

Someone from the Fox crew, looking shocked, says worriedly, “Bill just pushed someone.”

Secret Service immediately breaks up the scrum.

As Obama walks by, Bill yells, “Senator Obama, Senator Obama…When are coming on my show?”

Obama turns and shakes Bill’s hand, adding, “That time will come.”

After Obama moves on, Bill says, “He’s the best speaker of all the candidates.”

Obama moves into a second gym, where an overflow listened to his stump over a PA. There, we meet two young Kenyan Americans guys. Both are dressed in American ghetto fashion, but one wears a graffiti air-brushed T-shirt that says “Kenya” over the Kenyan flag. They speak English without foreign accents. Both aged 19 and from New Hampshire, they tell us, “We want to meet our Kenyan brother! It’s too crowded though.” They also want to ask Obama what he would do if Kenya dissolved further towards ethnic violence. The two push and jostle towards Obama, but only one shakes his hand. In mid-grip with the candidate, he shouts “It’s your Kenyan brother!” But Obama, distracted by the throngs, barely blinks.

Trekking through the snow on our way back to the car (we had to park a half mile away) we run in to a network reporter. “He’s good,” the reporter says about Obama. “But still very vague. Hilary’s looking worn down, though, and drawing far smaller crowds. Last night at the NHDP dinner the room booed Hilary-first time I’ve ever heard that at Democratic event. But you could feel the electricity before Obama took the stage at the dinner.”

TAGS: Basketball, climate change, Fox News, Iraq, Jay, long island, NATO, New Hampshire, obama, Oprah, Politics, spin, Vermont, war

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