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Toby Young, Liar


Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 7:01 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


I just borrowed and read British writer Toby Young’s funny memoir, How to Make Friends and ALienate People, about working at Vanity Fair in the 90s. A movie version is due this fall. And aside from the occasional flexing of his Oxford philosophy degree when discussing celebrity journalism, the book’s an informative guide to Conde Life. But like James Frey, Young is a liar. I’ve found several impossible truths, most notably this:

After 18 months in Manhattan, and with only one notch in my bedpost…

What? How can Young expect anyone to believe that a Vanity Fair Manhattan party reporter only had sex once in 18 months? That’s impossible. Young describes the Manhattan sex scene, with it’s job interview language and unique rhythms, like it’s cognitive neuroscience. But even an uglier Encino Man (Brandon Frasier is kind of good looking) could go to any party in New York, flash a VF card, and bed at least three or four chicas. 

Here’s a guy who intros a book about gossip reporting with a de Toqueville rant. Yet he cannot comprehend the mating habits in the most sexualized city in America—even with an all access pussy pass in the form of a VF staff gig? Anyone know anyone who had sex with Toby Young from 1995-96? Because this dude is either lying, gay, or asexual. 

 

TAGS: Manhattan, Movie, New York

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UK Discovers Hipsters, AD 2008


Thursday, August 14, 2008 - 5:34 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

No pictures needed. I’ve highlighted key findings in this dispatch from The Independent UK:

The bewildered boy clutches his fruit salad and searches for a seat at the back of the bar. He’s wearing a vintage flannel shirt and skinny jeans, a pair of pointed brogues and pink plastic-framed sunglasses. His hair is a peroxide crop in the androgynous, Agyness Deyn style. This hipper-than-thou hangout in the Truman Brewery on London’s Brick Lane, with its indistinct electronic soundtrack, is a popular spot. Emos, nu-folkies and post-post-punks mingle on Moroccan-style cushions. A guy in a ripped white V-neck T-shirt is stretched out on the leather couch in the corner, his face lit by the pale glow from his MacBook. For an aspiring scenester like the boy in the flannel shirt, standing out from the crowd is going to be a struggle.

We’re in the crucible of London cool, a district so packed with poseurs that it attracts as many satirists as it does followers of fashion. But forget any tired talk simply of Shoreditch twats and Brooklyn hipsters. Across the developed world, from Copenhagen to Cape Town, from Tokyo to Sao Paolo, from Kreuzberg to Williamsburg – from Grangemouth to Guildford, for that matter – today’s scenesters all wear the same clothes and accessories, listen to the same sounds, ride the same bicycles, and read the same magazines, e-mailouts and style blogs.

“There always used to be a particular city that was the centre of cool at a particular point in time,” says Ted Polhemus, style anthropologist and author of Streetstyle: From Sidewalk to Catwalk. “But now there’s no longer a place where it’s ‘at’; there’s no longer any centre of the world’s popular cultural universe. For a time it seemed it would be a simple matter of shifting from London to Tokyo. But instead, street style is everywhere and in places you’d never have guessed it would be.”

The Truman Brewery is a microcosm of an international phenomenon. Across the alley from the bar, Rough Trade East – London’s coolest independent record store – is celebrating its first birthday with a limited edition run of Rough Trade-branded Converse All Stars, the global scenester’s shoe of choice. Next door, there’s a hairdresser cutting the “do” of the day, its clients reclining in Japanese Belmont Cadilla styling chairs “for ultra-comfort and design”.

There’s the local scooter dealership with a rank of Mod-ish Italian Vespas lined up on the pavement outside. And at the end of the row is a clothing store that specialises in stitching together two old pieces of clothing to make something new. Want your pinstripe suit grafted to a hoodie? This is the place for you. And this is what global scenester culture has come to in the Noughties – a succession of styles from the past half-century, patched together to form a single, strangely familiar whole. There’s a bit of Eurotrash here, some British punk there, a swatch of Asian minimalism, and a sizeable off-cut of blue-collar chic from both sides of the Atlantic. So how, exactly, did hip get globalised?

Like every other American Apparel clothing store worldwide, the East End branch – a stone’s throw from the Truman Brewery – stocks Spandex hotpants and sequined tube dresses, white Eighties gym socks and DayGlo sports sweats, maroon corduroys worthy of Woodstock, even the latest album by French electro-auteur Sébastien Tellier. The shop is so popular it’s moving to bigger premises.

American Apparel is an archetype for the globalisation of “cool”. The retail chain was founded in California in 1997 with an outsider ethic. Most of its clothes are produced in an 800,000-square foot factory in Los Angeles, and its Canadian founder, Dov Charney, actively associates his brand with the city’s multicultural melting pot.

Today, American Apparel is the largest domestic clothing manufacturer in the US, and boasts around 200 stores worldwide – in Canada, Mexico, Israel, Japan, Korea and most of Western Europe. There are outlets in Glasgow, Brighton and Liverpool, and the locations of its London branches read like a historical tour of capital cool: Portobello Road, Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, Camden. The further its global reach stretches, the more easily the company can study and copy street style, before repackaging it and selling it back to the originators of that style, with an American Apparel label attached.

Uniqlo, the Japanese clothing giant, is another outfitter of the global scenester. Until 2004, the chain was known as a cheap and nasty Asian C&A equivalent. Its first move into the UK, in the early Noughties, met with little success. So Uniqlo executives went back to the drawing board and hired top creative director Kashiwa Sato to transform its fortunes.

Sato’s strategy was to make Uniqlo a global brand, but one unafraid of flaunting its modern Japanese origins. Now the company’s website is world class, its store interiors sleek and minimalist, its global logo (in both Roman and Japanese script) ubiquitous, and its clothing cutting edge and inclusive. Today, Uniqlo has almost 800 stores worldwide, including outlets in the UK, US and France. What Sato was looking to replicate, he recently told Creative Review, was “the ultra-contemporary cool aspect of Japan, its pop culture rather than something traditional and Japanese-y.” He’d tapped into the global scene.

Down the street from American Apparel, past the London College of Fashion, is The Old Blue Last, a shabby-chic pub where Vice magazine, style bible to the global scenester, hosts regular parties. Outside, a blackboard advertises “fuzzed garage, punk, post-punk, freakbeat and more in an anything goes night of really GOOD music”.

Once, style tribes defined themselves by their music. There were disco divas, electro heads, hippy West Coast rockers…. But in the age of the MP3, anything really does go: Parisian lounge jazz bands can cover the Ramones (as did Nouvelle Vague); Belgian producers can make a Kylie Minogue song sound like The Prodigy (as did Soulwax); and DJs can drop The White Stripes into a hip-hop set – Mark Ronson made his name on the New York club circuit doing just that.

Today’s music scene is a global swapshop. One of the coming bands of this year, for instance, are Johannesburg’s Blk Jks, whose style choices include the global scenester’s familiar Elvis Costello “dork” glasses, 1970s ski vests, vintage Nikes and, yes, skinny jeans.

The band that defined the US branch of the global scene was The Strokes, a quintet of monied Manhattanites posing as Lower East Side hipsters. Lead singer Julian Casablancas’s vocal persona is insouciant, unimpressed, too cool to try harder. His latest project is the song “My Drive Thru”, commissioned for a Converse advertisement; the ad is the centrepiece of Converse Century, a celebration of the company’s first 100 years, and a smart marketing campaign that condenses decades of global youth subculture and rebrands it for the mainstream.

The print element of the Converse Century campaign features a row of international, intergenerational scenesters, each wearing their pair of Chuck Taylor All Star trainers – among them are Hunter S Thompson, James Dean and Sid Vicious. The UK version of the print ad features Joy Division’s Ian Curtis; the French version, actress and singer Jane Birkin; the Chinese version, singer-songwriter Cui Jian. Converse means cool in more than 20 languages.

When the first edition of the glossy freesheet Vice came out in Montreal in 1994, its founders could hardly have believed that, 14 years on, it would be sought out by 900,000 readers on five continents. Now, the Vice empire includes a clothing chain, a record label and an online TV channel.

The Vice aesthetic has had an abiding influence on global scenester style. The magazine’s photographers popularised a street-verité photographic vernacular, with touches of soft porn and a sense of menace. The Vice Photo Book, a collection published earlier this year, boasts images of guns, sex, drug-taking, blood and vomit.

It’s no coincidence that American Apparel’s often controversial advertising campaigns imitate the Vice look, nor that Vice photographer Terry Richardson is the principal photographer for Uniqlo’s in-house magazine, Paper. His style has countless amateur copycats worldwide, whose photos have found a home on fast-growing photo-sharing websites such as Flickr and MySpace. Snapping away at a party in Portland, Oregon, or in Harajuku, Tokyo, a global scenester can disseminate their local style worldwide before sunrise.

“People like Ryan McGinley and Terry Richardson just took pictures of their friends on basic cameras,” explains Andy Capper, the UK editor of Vice. “American Apparel and Uniqlo are doing what Vice did, which is to stop using expensive models and Photoshop. They use point-and-shoot photography, which is more honest and exciting. Cheap digital cameras and the internet popularised that.

Outside a bar in Shoreditch, near the Vice offices, there’s a guy handing out flyers for a club night called Shoreditch is Shit: The Worst Night of Your Life. On the flipside are instructions for how to play “cock, muff, bumhole”, the variation on paper, scissors, stone created for Nathan Barley, a satire of scenester life aired on Channel 4. Making fun of the global scenesters is futile, for they love nothing more than to mock themselves. Everything a scenester does is rendered in air quotes: ironic moustaches, ironic trucker caps, faux-offensive Urban Outfitters T-shirts, white guys with afros, or musical acts with names like Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Nathan Barley himself ran a scenester website – or “urban culture despatch” – called Trashbat.co.ck, and the internet has been a key factor in the globalisation of hip. Through mailouts and blogs, the tropes of eclectic style tribes the world over are quickly integrated into a single street style. The keffiyeh, once a signifier of solidarity with Palestine, now signifies nothing but cool. The fixed-wheel bike is now the global scenester’s favourite ride. China’s cheap Holga camera, once a well-kept secret among professional photographers hoping to achieve that lo-fi look, is now an essential urban accessory, and the results of its use are plastered all over Flickr. Albert Hammond Jr, The Strokes’ guitarist and boyfriend of Agyness Deyn, had one hanging round his neck at the T4 on the Beach party.

“Trends aren’t transmitted hierarchically, as they used to be,” explains Martin Raymond, co-founder of The Future Laboratory, a trend forecasting company. “They’re now transmitted laterally and collaboratively via the internet. You once had a series of gatekeepers in the adoption of a trend: the innovator, the early adopter, the late adopter, the early mainstream, the late mainstream, and finally the conservative. But now it goes straight from the innovator to the mainstream.”

The global scenester stays on top of what’s cool worldwide by reading such urban culture despatches as The Cool Hunter, a blog begun in Sydney four years ago by Bill Tikos, which reports on the hippest fashion, furniture, and design culture. The Cool Hunter has more than 600,000 unique visitors per month, who pore over the contents of its licensed offshoots in the US, UK, Turkey, Italy, China, and Japan. Its global audience allows Tikos to homogenise cool worldwide.

The Vice weekly e-mailout, with images from the global scene, and listings for Vice events in each city, is not unique. Le Cool, also emailed, calls itself “a free weekly cultural agenda and alternative city guide” for European capitals. Flavorpill does the same job for London and the US. It also makes sure scenesters are on the same page with weekly music, art, fashion, and literary mailouts, and Activate: “world news filtered by flavorpill”.

Not even geopolitics is beyond the boundaries of cool for a global scenester: there’s a vague pro-organic, anti-Bush sentiment uniting them all. For more precise examples, look at American Apparel’s pro-immigration political activities, or Vice’s “Iraq Issue” of 2004, which covered the conflict from a new, Vice-centric angle – following, for instance, the travails of an Iraqi heavy metal band. The magazine’s pet topics may be controversial, but they aren’t self-regarding.

“We’re more of a news magazine than a fashion magazine,” says Capper. “Even if we’re writing about a band we try to put some social context in it. We’re The Economist meets Rolling Stone – but back when Rolling Stone was good.”

In the 7 August edition of the JC Report, Flavorpill’s weekly fashion mailout, Erin Magner reported on ‘The Death of Trends’ on the catwalk. “In 2008, the only prevailing trend is that there are no prevailing trends,” she wrote. “It’s not just designers who are contributing to the end of boldface trends … consumers, too, are rejecting the commandments of the editorial elite, taking inspiration from peers around the world to craft their own interpretations of style. Rather than buy into one trend from head-to-toe, like the ‘preppy’ or ‘punk’ movements of decades past, consumers are appropriating eclectic influences and remixing them like a DJ does with music.”

“Fashion is a borrowed medium,” says Martin Raymond. “It’s pick-and-mix, it’s retroactive and it’s nostalgic. So you get a chronological misfit of products and references, mashed together to create something completely different. Think about nu-rave: it’s a product of Eighties romanticism, a product of punk, a product of straight edge and of old rave. The growth in cool-hunting websites and businesses has led to the decay of the traditional time scheme between an emerging group doing something, and it being spotted, embraced and codified. It used to be a year, then it was six months. Now it’s about six days. We have 3,500 trend-spotters stationed around the world. I sit down with them four times a year, and we’ll find that the same trend has cropped up in about 25 different cities.”

As this “borrowing and referencing” takes place not in capitals of cool like London but on an international scale, via the internet, the result is that same brand of individuality is sold, worn and celebrated the world over, simultaneously. If a global scenester starts wearing their underpants around their neck in Sao Paolo tomorrow, by next week boxer shorts would be sold out in Berlin. Ted Polhemus explains, “If you Google ’street style’, you can see street fashion photography from all over the world. What’s interesting is not just the images from London or Tokyo, but those from places like Helsinki, Zagreb, Mexico City, Jakarta, even Tehran. People always ask me, ‘What’s the next big thing?’ but there will never again be a next big thing. The future of fashion is that all of these places will participate. There will never ever again be one ‘the place’.”

TAGS: Brooklyn, converse, france, free, Hipster, Hipsters, immigration, Iraq, Manhattan, model, mp3, Music, NATO, New York, paris, Photoshop, political, Politics, Race, Review, Soundtrack, Sports, t-shirts, The Strokes, Trade, Vice Magazine, williamsburg

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Beatrice Inn South


Friday, August 1, 2008 - 9:28 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Last weekend the owners of the Beatrice Inn, a New York nightclub, hosted a private opening of their new Atlantic City venture, the Chelsea Hotel. Thanks to Paul Sevigny, Matt Abramcyk, and the whole Beatrice crew for busing in a score of the city’s hardest ragers for some penthouse action three nights straight. I was there on Friday, and a full report is forthcoming, but in honor of weekend good times, here’s some pics c/o Lindsay Boivert, who is pictured below at the hotel in a leopard print chair c/o me.

And despite the NY Observer’s insistence (in a piece written by John f–king Ford’s old roommate), AC is not the new Brooklyn—for there were only Manhattanites in attendance. So fear not: AC is irony proof at the moment. And I’m back from Chicago bitches.

TAGS: AMC, Brooklyn, Manhattan, New York

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Former NY PR-ers Trade Sex and City To Become Seattle Anti-Vandals


Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 1:14 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Retired Manhattan beauty publicists MacKenzie Lewis and Laura Something recently moved to Seattle. The two are now crusading against grave tipping at local cemeteries. When reached for further comment, Ms Lewis, who has BA in communications from NYU, said, “No comment.”

Here’s the video: (sorry it’s not embeddable)
http://www.king5.com/video/index.html?nvid=264251

UPDATE 1:23PM: Through her publicist, Ms Lewis has released this statement, “You know, when you find that one thing in life you really care about — cemetery vandalization, in my case — everything else just kind of falls into place.”

TAGS: Manhattan, Trade, Video

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Finally! NYC Considers Reversing Lame 1926 Anti-Dancing Cabaret Law


Tuesday, July 15, 2008 - 11:42 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Breaking the law at Beatrice

Did you know you can only legally dance at 181 places in New York City? Yup, the lamest and most violated law ever (besides pot’s illegal status) may finally end. Mayor Bloomberg’s office is moving to reverse the 1926 Cabaret Law that requires any venue with “more than three people dancing” to have a permit, called a cabaret license, of which there are less than 200.

In a city with 10,000 bars and 8 million insane horn-dogs, dancing’s illegality always made zero sense. Let’s all get drunk at 3am and…stand around staring at each other or talking about nothing. Drunken convos are so overrated. Of course, it was only after Rudy G’s “Quality of Life” campaign that the Cabaret Law started being enforced.

Cheers to Bloomberg! The end of the Cabaret Law would offer many more DJ gigs and cut down your pointless drunk conversations by at least 60%. Soon, I may never have to hear about the company or magazine or “eco-friendly sustainable co-op” you’re (not) starting—I’ll be able to just dance away.

Via NYDN:

“We either want to eliminate the license or establish a different license so that it would be less onerous for people to engage in dancing,” said a source close to the mayor.

The 82-year-old license “as it exists doesn’t offer a reasonable opportunity for New Yorkers to dance at clubs,” the City Hall source said.

As the 1926 law stands, three or more people can’t dance unless a bar or restaurant has a cabaret license - even if music and liquor are allowed.

There are 181 licensed cabarets in New York, according to Consumer Affairs, and most are limited to techno-thumping clubs in Manhattan.

But dancers have long complained the license process squeezes out small venues that might offer swing and salsa and even sued the city last year to reverse its Prohibition-era ban on social dancing.

 

TAGS: dog, drunk, Manhattan, Music, New York, New York City, NSA

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Welcome to Boston


Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 7:28 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


The Sox moved their game up to 6pm out of respect for the Celts-Lakers NBA Finals Game 1 (9pm, ABC). I was walking by Professor Thom’s, a Sox bar in Manhattan, about a half hour ago and caught a brawl breaking out. Coco Crisp, who slid hard and knocked down the Rays’ SS last night, got hit by a pitch and started to go to first—but faked! He flipped his helmet to ground and charged. The Rays’ pitcher Jason Shields took a swing but Coco—whose Dad was a boxer—expertly ducked. Coco fired a shot and connected, then was tackled to the ground. Rays’ resident dickhead Carl Crawford ran up and threw some cheap shots as the benches cleared.

Hopefully Kobe will get his ass beat later tonight at the TD Bank North Garden.

TAGS: Boston, Kobe, Lakers, Manhattan, NBA Finals

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A Guy Climbs NYT Tower, But Where’s the NYT?


Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 4:04 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

UPDATE: Ray is out and about in Manhattan but he’s reporting there’s another climber scaling the building. This dude is climbing on the southern side facing west 40th street. Yes, another climber with NO harness and NO rope. He apparently is climbing for the cause of Malaria.


Some Froggy climber scaled the Times tower in Midtown today. But the NYT website doesn’t even lead with it. Rather it’s pushed down below (YSL’s funeral leads) to a midpage video highlight. In March, though, they put climber Dean Potter as the website’s lead story for a similar free climb effort in…UTAH. Yes, Potter is a bit more insane—slack lining 3000 ft in the air—but this your building, Times!

Here’s the other guy:

TAGS: free, Manhattan, NSA, Sports, Video

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AP: Hillary to Concede Tonight in NYC


Tuesday, June 3, 2008 - 11:10 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Hot off AP wire:

Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation’s first female president.

Her speech is at Baruch College in Manhattan. If anyone wants to try and crash, I’m in.

UPDATE, 11:26am: MSNBC just reported this AP story is not true. Weird.

TAGS: Barack Obama, Hillary, Manhattan, obama

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Yanks-Sox in fiction serial…


Friday, May 9, 2008 - 6:42 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Cool, the Yanks-Sox rivalry makes it into a fiction serial from the Sunday Times Magazine.

By Colin Harrison

We live on the West Side, with our daughter, Rachel, lucky to have a nice four-bedroom. We bought in ’90, back when the real-estate agents were living on rice and beans. Sometime in the mid-’90s they starting getting fat. Then they exploded. The city goes through these cycles, and if you live here long enough you can sense them coming and going. See how the money heats up the city, makes people crazy.

I arrived home, threw my coat on the table. “Yanks and Boston tonight,” I called.

“Not good enough,” Susan said. “I want to see Joba myself.”

The Yankees were indeed in Boston that night, with Chien-Ming Wang on the mound. The game would be on television. But that wouldn’t cut it for Susan. She wanted to see Joba Chamberlain, the young Yankee fireballer who came on so strong at the end of last season, in person, and preferably from field-level seats.

I promised I’d get tickets to the first home game against Boston the coming week.

Which I hadn’t yet done, perhaps because I was still mourning the loss of Joe Torre as manager, and no amount of happy talk was going to make me feel better anytime soon. You follow a team, you develop these intense relationships. The Yankees brought back Mariano, Pettitte, Posada and A-Rod, fine. But I missed Torre.

Of Harrison’s most recent novel, The Finder, the NYT said: “Colin Harrison’s New York is an-eye-for-an-eye, dog-eat-dog Darwinian world with similar map coordinates to Tom Wolfe’s Manhattan and the Los Angeles of Raymond Chandler and James Ellroy…”

TAGS: A-Rod, Boston, dog, Manhattan, New York, Yankees

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Trannies For McCain: Disco Movie Tonight! Ronaldo busted in Rio…


Saturday, May 3, 2008 - 2:46 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

This post is in honor of the ads John McCain, patriot, statesman, purchased on this website today…
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Take that GOP ad buyers. We support trannies…

Once upon a time (like the mid-’90s), a party promoter named Michael Schmidt had a novel idea: drag queens dumping the lipsynching routine to sing rock and roll live onstage. No one knew what to expect when they first opened the doors to Don Hill’s on the fateful night that SqueezeBox! was born in downtown Manhattan. With Mistress Formika presiding as hostess and den mother, the drag queens rocked New York nightlife in a way no one had ever seen before. But what began as a place for queer misfits who’d rather hear a guitar riff than a disco beat turned into a pansexual free-for-all. Straight or gay. Preppy or punk. Man or woman (or somewhere in between). All were welcome at SqueezeBox! as long as they were there to have fun. Though celebrities like John Waters, Drew Barrymore, and Johnny Knoxville were regular fixtures, the movie stars, drag queens, punks, and everyone in between partied elbow to elbow, waiting for a glimpse of what would happen on stage. And what a stage. Not only was it graced by legendary performers like Deborah Harry and Jayne County-it was also where the Toilet Boys were born and John Cameron Mitchell and Stephen Trask started working on Hedwig and the Angry Inch. But when big, bad Giuliani blew through New York nightlife to “clean it up,” the party ended-with chins up and middle fingers in the air-after seven rocking years. Directors Zach Shaffer and Steve Saporito capture the raw, debauched energy of SqueezeBox! in their uniquely stylized mix of archival performance footage and interviews, offering those who were there a chance to relive it, and those who weren’t a chance to get a taste of the action. Seven years after the seminal party closed its doors, SqueezeBox! is the ultimate tribute to what can never be recreated nor forgotten.

Squuezbox, a 90 minute film, is playing tonight at 12:30a, AMC 19t/e 3rd

This, on the same day when Brazilian soccer great Ronaldo was busted in Rio with a trannie...and lost his NIKE contract.

The transvestite also accused Ronaldo of asking him to buy drugs.

Marradona-esque.
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The new Spitzer heart Dupre!

TAGS: AMC, downtown manhattan, drag queen, Drugs, free, GOP, Jay, John McCain, Manhattan, mccain, Movie, New York, Race

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Nerd Alert 101: Grand Theft Auto IV fans


Thursday, May 1, 2008 - 4:36 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

Review of Grand Theft Auto IV, based on it’s audience, not the video game itself.

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9pm - I was walking to meet a friend on Monday night in Union Square, Manhattan, New York. And there’s a video game store on 14th St. between Irving Place & 4th Ave. It was raining aka pouring - raining enough to make a wet mess of your clothes. All these “kids” but not really “kids” standing in line, they were more like adulty types, sitting in lawn chairs and wearing sweat pants and were all pretty big (in size) guys. Not so much college or high school guys, but like guys who were in their late twenties to some even in their forties. I walked past these dudes, turned around and asked what they were waiting for. A couple of them who looked least annoyed at my question yelled, “Grand Theft Auto!” Then they said they had been waiting since the store closed at 8pm and would have to wait until midnight. I gave them a thumbs up, turned around and walked away and they actually put a smile on my face. I wish I had that much passion about something to stand in the rain for hours on end.

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But why do people wait in these lines to buy these kinds of games at midnight? When all they’d have to do is go get it at 9am the following morning? Are these games that amazing? How do they make people feel? Are they experiencing euphorically induced feeling?

I don’t understand.

NY Times Review of the game itself…

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It dawned on me…video game people are freakin die hards. Duh, did my Super Mario Brothers and Metroid cravings ever die? Those games for me in the late 80s/early 90s ran my life, but I was a kid. I’m still a kid…but I still don’t see how someone’s life can revolve around a video game console. Am I crazy? These dudes are as die hard as NASCAR fans, or Boston Red Sox fans (I’m kidding guys), or WWF fans. Is video game culture the new Dungeons and Dragons?

WEIRD!!

TAGS: Boston, Grand Theft Auto IV, kids, Manhattan, New York, Red Sox, Review, Video

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Kate Christensen Q and A


Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 12:59 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Kate Christensen won 2008’s PEN/Faulkner Award for her novel The Great Man. She lives in Greenpoint, BK, and much of The Great Man is set there. I interviewed Kate via email for a story about the neighborhood. The resulting Q and A proved an impressive stand alone document, and I’ve printed it below. PS: Read The Great Man ASAP…

1. What affect does your neighborhood have on your writing?

In addition to the low, unassuming buildings, big sky, proximity to water, and rough-and-tumble history, I’m constantly soothed and inspired by the melange of people in Greenpoint, the combination of big-city open-mindedness — an implicit but very real-feeling tolerance of eccentricities and differences — with a small-town feeling of familiarity and being known. I have something of a dog’seye view of the place; I know all the lampposts and fire hydrants –I walk my dog every day, twice a day, for miles, over to the Newtown Creek, up to my tiny work-studio on Morgan Avenue, through McCarren Park. We traverse the whole neighborhood.

2. When and why did you move to Greenpoint? Approximately where in GP do you live?

I first moved to north Brooklyn in 1990, when I rented a one bedroom above a laundromat on Graham Avenue for $450 a month.Then I lived with my husband in a loft in Williamsburg for the first seven years of our marriage, until we realized (in 2003) that we were suddenly old enough to be everyone’s parents, and that we’d saved enough for a down payment on a house. We found our houseon Calyer Street by what felt like a stroke of amazing luck; we could (barely) afford it, it was exactly where we wanted to live and exactly the house we wanted, a little row house with nineteenth-century details under drop ceilings and shag carpets and paneling. We renovated it ourselves; anyone else who has done this knows what this entails. We tell each other that we’ll never move again because it was so much work to get ourselves here, and in fact we might very well stay here till we die, unless the neighborhood changes radically and becomes too crowded and corporate, which I fear it might, like everywhere else…

3. Your latest novel won the Pen/Faulkner, placing you alongside Henry Miller, Paul Auster, Norman Mailer etc as a major award winning Brooklyn writer. (A google search of “great brooklyn writers” finds a link to you SIXTH! WTF?) How did it feel to get thePEN phone call? Were you really doing laundry in the Greenpoint?

WTF!?!?!!? It must be because of the word “Great” in my title. The washing machine was indeed in use when I got the call — does that count as “doing laundry”? When I learned that I had won, I almost fainted. The shock was so great I came down my first cold in about eight years and still have it, a month later. The PEN/Faulkner wasnever even anything I had daydreamed about winning. It’s still hard for me to believe it.

4. Writing is an intensely personal and difficult act, which you say “causes an enforced manic-depression.” Can you describe what Greenpoint does to lift your spirits? Is there a certain time of day when the sun hits a certain flower pot or something?

Ha! I love that image. But — not to harp on this — what unfailingly lifts my spirits, twice a day, is walking my dog, Dingo. He’s what some of us locals call a Brooklyn Brown — a mid-sized yellow-brown mutt with huge ears. I got him from BARC; he was evidently a wild street dog for at last three years before someone “rescued” him, and although I could see right away how smart, scrappy, and adaptable he was, he wasn’t housebroken or trained. But the instant he arrived in our house he was obviously determined to do the right thing so he’d be allowed to stay. He is now a loyal and stellar companion, but because of his difficult past, he (like me) is prone to occasional fits of melancholy and worry. So even in the worst weather, we go out together morning and evening, and because of this, we both stay (relatively) sane.

5. Food is a major character in The Great Man. Where do you eat/shop in GP?

I go to the Associated up the street, on Manhattan Avenue. And Freshdirect delivers…

6. Hollywood. The place is insane. Can you describe the feeling of returning to GP after a meeting in LA? (And is the Great Man being developed? If so by whom?)

The Great Man is not, to my knowledge, in any sort of development, because no one seems to realize how many brilliant actresses of a certain age there are, being wasted, while 22-year-old lookalike starlets rule the world. Hollywood is insane mostly, to me, becauseno one will say anything negative there. I went out for two series of meetings after I wrote the script for “The Epicure’s Lament,” and after all that fairy dust blowing out of everyone’s mouth, I found it deeply refreshing to come back to Greenpoint, where everyone seems willing to tell it as they see it.

7. Anything you’d like to add about being a writer in Greenpoint…

I feel lucky to live here. I hope the rough edges don’t all get smoothed over; this place feels like an endangered enclave of present and historical authenticity in a spreading unstoppable sea of corporate homogeneity.

8. Hillary or Obama?

Ugh. Do I really have to choose? They both seem like crass, calculating game-players to me. I don’t like either one of them, or any politician, or the political system. I’m a crank who wants revolution. Where are the philosopher kings?

As far as other Greenpoint writers go — I honestly don’t know of any. Am I the only one? Do you know? I would love to know of others…poets or playwrights, novelists…

TAGS: Brooklyn, dog, HBO, Hillary, Manhattan, NSA, obama, political, war, wasted, williamsburg

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Box Fatigue? Nyet yet.


Wednesday, April 9, 2008 - 10:45 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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The man who saved The Box. Christian Alexander at left ripping shirt. And in bandana with Kanye…

Haters so want to desecrate The oh-so-glorious Box. But even NYC’s finest PHD (Player Hater Degree) holder, Gawker, admits the downfall of The Box means more trance at Mansion.

Supposedly, The Box is broke and can’t afford lawyers. I’ve not heard such things. In fact, I keep hearing about Snoop Dog performances, free mushrooms at the tables, NAS looking at titties, bikini girls in the face, and so on from my neighbor and friends. Even Gawker’s EIC/founder Nick Denton agrees The Box still rox:

The economics of The Box—the venue is intimate and the acts expensive—have forced the owners to allow in more high-spending bankers than consistent with the club’s celebrity cachet. Predictably, Manhattan’s lemming-like press, Gawker included, has been quick to declare the club over.

However, the gleeful criticism misses one point: the shows at The Box, which range from sexy burlesque to gross-out tranny acts, give the venue an energy that’s lacking elsewhere. (Mos Def gave an impromptu performance the other night.) Even on lackluster nights, it’s enjoyable—as one Gawker writer, who admits to being “knee-jerk snarky” when writing about the club, found to her surprise. If The Box’s pricey proposition forces it to scale back, Manhattan nightlife will be the poorer. The club’s critics deserve to be chained to the speakers at Mansion. Then they’ll be sorry.

There’s a few reasons why The Box continues to rule. First, owners Simon Hammerstein (grandson of South Pacific’s Rodgers and Hammer…) and Richard Kimmel (Wooster Group alum) actually know theater, and they’re show is still fun.

Second, after Box owner Cordell Lochin was sent to jail for drug trafficking, they hired in his place the one and only Christian Alexander. A true gentleman of leisure, Christian is also a borderline thug. He brings to The Box something that that the downtown club scene severely lacks—the hood. For every banker, Christian brings in a criminal, rapper, all out party girl, model etc. He’s not a promoter solely in nightlife for cash and women either. No. He not only hosts the party, Christian Alexander is the party. The guy’s had multiple 40-day long parties in 2008 alone!

Finally, The Box is still cool because you can walk to it from Soho, LES, East Village, Tribeca, West Village, Chinatown, and even Williamsburg. There’s no other place in a central downtown location where you can see celebs hanging with your pot dealer while on stage can-can girls dance around someone shoving dildos up butts.

TAGS: dog, free, HBO, Manhattan, model, NATO, The Box, williamsburg

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Steve Coll Tonight in Manhattan


Wednesday, April 2, 2008 - 1:57 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Steve Coll’s last book, Ghost Wars, was possibly—ok, probably—the best foreign policy tract of the decade. Ghost Wars won the 2005 Pulitzer. Coll’s name grew in font size on the cover of his new book, The Bin Ladens. NYT.com gave the book’s review a front page feature yesterday, where Michiko Kakutani said:

Steve Coll’s riveting new book not only gives us the most psychologically detailed portrait of the brutal 9/11 mastermind yet, but in telling the epic story of Osama bin Laden’s extended family, it also reveals the crucial role that his relatives and their relationship with the royal house of Saud played in shaping his thinking, his ambitions, his technological expertise and his tactics. It is a book that possesses the novelistic energy of a rags-to-riches family epic, following its sprawling cast of characters as they travel from Mecca and Medina to Las Vegas and Disney World, and yet, at the same time, it is a book that, in tracing the connections between the public and the private, the political and the personal, stands as a substantive bookend to Mr. Coll’s Pulitzer-Prize-winning 2004 book, “Ghost Wars: The Secret History of the C.I.A., Afghanistan, and Bin Laden, from the Soviet Invasion to Sept. 10, 2001.”

Tonight at 7:30 Coll reads at Barnes & Noble 1972 Broadway at 66th St, Upper West Side, Manhattan (Free)

TAGS: BOOKS, free, Las Vegas, Manhattan, Osama bin Laden, political, Review, Travel, war

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Sooooo ANNOYING!!!


Wednesday, April 2, 2008 - 1:03 pm (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

No, this isn’t a band photo.

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Being fashionable means being privileged and lucky, right? But as we all know in the fashion biz, there are trend spotters, trend forecasters and the worst term of all, Cool Hunters*. Hunting Cool? Really? That job itself, and job title even more so, gives me heavy brain pain. These assholes go around the globe looking to get a step ahead in the business of youth and teen culture/fashion. Whether it be Brussels, Barcelona, Beirut or Brooklyn, the current trends must start somewhere, right? So from what I understand, it goes like this… Find a somewhat fashionable, youthful, energetic city. Travel there. Look for all types of kids with “unique” style. Photo or Video them. Ask them questions about how they’d describe their style(vintage, rare, thrift, chic - whatever lame adjective), what bands they’re into, what websites they frequent, etc. Then these style-less forecasters go back to their stuffy Manhattan, London, Paris, Tokyo or Santa Monica offices and sort out what trends to pitch to their clients; Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Coca Cola, Diesel, Quiksilver, Etc., Etc., Etc. Does this marketing scheme work? I’d say yes. Is Fashion important - even on a grand scale? Even on a smaller scale? I’d say yes, well kind of. If it makes people happy, then yes it’s important. Personally I care how I dress and look - to a certain extent. Do you care how you’re dressed? Really though, it’s a matter of taste and opinion, and if riding the L Train from Manhattan to Brooklyn in a pair of sweatpants is important enough to care about, then so be it. Would you wear sweatpants on a date? If so, you’re rad. Who the hell am I to be covering fashion? Lissa, punch me when you see me next.

*I do have two friends who have this type of trend forecasting job and it’s painful to talk to them about it. They honestly believe in their job, and feel as if they are contributing to New York’s fashionable youth.

** The people in the photo are very close friends of mine. I am NOT making fun of them, or their choice of shirts, just using them as an example of what happens in Brooklyn, (Williamsburg specifically) when something gets “cool” or revisited, and how it ultimately implodes on itself. These three friends had no idea of the other one wearing essentially the same piece of clothing - (which I must point out, this certain shirt is not a new shirt as we all know - this type of shirt is classic, flannel, rad) but they all ended up showing up at mega-hip, but “locals only” bar, Daddy’s in Williamsburg.

You gotta stay either one step ahead, or four steps behind and you’ll be fine in the fashion world.

TAGS: Brooklyn, kids, Manhattan, New York, paris, Travel, Video, williamsburg

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United (states of) Amer(Arab)ican Emirates: Dubai Days 2,3 and 4


Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 5:44 am (EST)
By GnarlyTown USA

Holler! Yesterday went and did some less touristic voyaging around older (you younger people might use thrift store terms like, vintage, rare, hard to find) Dubai - sarcasm if you get my drift… That started off with going to a mall that makes the island of Manhattan look small. It is the mall with 100,000 visitors every freakin day - no joke. Also the same mall in which you can ski - yes, snow ski - listen to awesome German techno, and watch a “shoe fashion show” which I did watch, and laughed. The Mall of The Emirates also has two full sized grocery stores, like five hotels (one of which is a chalet facing the ski area) and endless amounts of fine dining fancy cuisine restaurants. After that we had the unfortunate deal of getting in some sketchy cab and he drove us 45 minutes out of our way just to go about 5 kilometers. He would basically point out everything that I didn’t care to see… “on the left is the Dubai Creek Hilton, there’s the Marriott and the Hyatt Dubai, on the right is some other massive mall, and up ahead is another mall…” After making it clear to him that I wanted to go to the textile and gold souk and the shipping port in center city and the Dubai Creek (River), he finally said that he understood what I’m talking about. So finally I made it to what I imagine old Dubai to be 30 years ago before the crazy mass construction process began. Desert-ish, little market souk type alley ways all mazed together to finally dump you out into kinda way lower income less fortunate part of town than the new Dubai. Way less crowded than the Moroccan souk but also way different products being sold. Way less touristy (which seems more sketchy as a white American) but way more authentic and “real.” But the shipping dock area was unbelievable - so janky and a mess of crap everywhere - everything being loaded onto these boats like cars, car tires, AC units, jars of mayonnaise, etc. - but somehow these dudes were organized and on top of it.

Overall, people are very friendly, as expected, but there have been semi weird vibes between the older Muslim men looking at my buddy Mike like he’s Ansel freakin Adams nature photographer with his crazy 50,000mm lens (looks like a fucking telescope from NASA). Kinda funny to see them look at him. I might go a bit more unnoticed, compared to Mike - not sure why, but I feel like he’s been getting vibed way harder than I have. Do you ever get vibed? Anyways, been trying to find falafel and it’s near impossible. Finally found a place today in Al Satwa and walk in this restaurant around noon and the guy tells us falafel isn’t served until 5pm. What? I fully understand that it’s unlawful to look at women too long, but no falafel until 5pm? You serious? It’s like saying I can’t have a bagel in Brooklyn until after midnight. Oh well. So finally decided that we’re not driving up the coast of U.A.E. and into Oman until Wednesday. Probably coming back Saturday or Sunday to Dubai and then we’ll have more time to experience more of what Dubai is known for, shopping malls, shopping in general, massive buildings, and Starbucks of course.

As you can see from reading this, I like these punctuation marks a lot ( ) - , which makes for great run on sentences.

So far, so good though. Really enjoying it. Time to adventure out again.

Til next time, with camera in hand, from Jumeirah Beach, Dubai.

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TAGS: Brooklyn, Manhattan, Muslim

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xSUPREMEx


Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 5:28 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Blame it on Chase Corum for referring to Turning Point in his India post. He made this site start XXXMOSHINGXXX. I’m just keeping the flame burning strong…GO!
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New York skateboard brand Supreme has gone straight edge. Stopping in their Soho store yesterday, I spotted these “appropriations.”
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The YOUTH CREW above refers to a late 80s CT/NY straight edge (no drink or drugs) hardcore-punk movement led by the bands Youth of Today, Bold, and Gorilla Biscuits. Is Supreme saying that drug free homo-eroticism is Napoleonic?
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The top left t-shirt is a rip-off of SSD’s 1981 album The Kids Will Have Their Say. The kids are storming the Massachusetts state house—as seen from Matt Damon’s condo in The Depahhhted. Chris Spadling rightly pointed out that SSD used to come to New York from Boston and kick the shit out of NYHC dudes at CBGBs and the Pyramid. What is Supreme trying to tell us? That they got beat up by Boston folk?

Here’s the original SSD cover.
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Below is a picture of Bold at City Gardens in Trenton, NJ, from 1988. The singer of Gorrilla Biscuits, Anthony “Civ” Civirelli, is “crowd surfing.” Look at the style—Nikes, cargo shirts, obnoxiously screen-printed t-shirts, sleeveless t-shirts. Add some shaggy hair and put these kids in Max Fish and you have the modern LES style.
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Supreme is a $20 million a year company. But they’re one of the only skateboard brands to both maintain their integrity and transcend the genre. Supreme are punks: They will steal your logo or mascot—be it Kermit the frog, Dipset, or Bad Brains—and use it for their brand. And Supreme’s downtown scumbag aesthetic beat Vice Magazine by a decade. They only have one store in the US, on Lafayette and Prince in Manhattan, but four in Japan. The majority of their business comes from the Orientals. Still, every young Hollywood stud (see Hartnett, Josh; Ledger, Heath—RIP man) buys a Supreme hat the second he sets foot on this glorious isle. Hopefully we’ll soon see Wilmer Valderama in a Supreme YOUTH CREW t-shirt.

TAGS: Boston, Drugs, free, Gorilla Biscuits, India, kids, Manhattan, New York, skateboard, surf, t-shirts, Vice Magazine

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Elliot Spitzer: Pimp


Monday, March 10, 2008 - 6:18 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Not Spitzer but you get the idea.

Yup, our Governor is tied to a prostitution ring. “I’m calling the New York Times…”Ahahah:

ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.

Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. He is set to make an announcement about 2:15 this afternoon at his Manhattan office.

Last week New York Mag ran a story about Joe Bruno, NY state republican leader, who made fun of Spitzer:

When Spitzer came into office in January 2007, “most thinking people thought we were going bye-bye,” says Bruno. How could the Republicans win back any seats with their leader under investigation by the Feds for moonlighting as a consultant? Yet only one Republican senator spoke out against him. They remained loyal. Plus, many thought Spitzer was an obnoxious bully who could self-destruct. “He is our greatest ally,” Bruno says.

Bruno has an arsenal of stories about what he sees as Spitzer’s looniness. His favorite is probably the one where the governor accused him of “abusing” Senate Minority Leader Malcolm Smith through a parliamentary maneuver. “You know,” he says he told Spitzer, “Malcolm Smith has his head so far up your ass he can’t even see straight.” Spitzer “really lost it,” Bruno recalls. “He said, ‘You have just insulted the governor of the State of New York! I’m calling the New York Times! Mr. Bruno, get out of my office!’?”

Bruno says he just sat there for a moment, then jabbed. “I tell Malcolm every day what I just told you and he laughs like hell. Call Malcolm.”

“?‘I’m calling the New York Times!’?”

Now the NYT is who scooped and reported Spitzer’s ties to prostitution ring…
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TAGS: Manhattan, mp3, NATO,