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Beatrice By Bus: The Chelsea Atlantic City Sans Metaphor


Tuesday, August 5, 2008 - 11:15 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

CORRECTION: Nicole Brydson wrote in an email that neither John Ford nor his brother Juan ever lived with her.  Rather the Ford bros just slept on her floor. Fordsy!!! Also, I spelled Nicole’s name wrong and she’s from NYC not the Hamptons. Yes, I’m retarded.

Left, Paul Sevigny and Vegas being filmed by Inigo Gilmore on the front steps on The Chelsea Hotel, AC. Right, drink in hand…Pics by Lindsay Boisvert.

You’ve been invited to a “soft-opening” party by the owners of the Beatrice Inn for their new venture, The Chelsea Hotel in Atlantic City. A bus to AC is supposed to leave from the corner of Jane St and 8th Ave at 7pm. It’s a Friday, 25 July. You were told there were only 10 seats for your friends, but by 7:30pm you realize there are 60 seats on the (pink) bus, most empty. You call everyone you’ve ever met, ever. You get the bus driver high as he wheels around the city picking up everyone you ever met, ever. 

8:30pm. The bus leaves with thirty or so people, including two middle-age Turkish guys, a half-dozen Euro females (a Slovene, an Austrian, two Italianos, two Brits), a black chick w/ fake tits and Ivy League degree, etc. A lot of laws are being violated (mostly by your lawyer). A makeshift bar, two seats covered in ice, is stocked with every kind of booze. There’s a British Elvis impersonator/television correspondent filming everything. You don’t care because you know you get to keep the tapes.

You realize by 9pm that this is the best bus you’ve ever been on, ever. That’s due to the whos and whats of the party. See, the Beatrice Inn is New York’s sole “dive-club.” In less than two years it has branded an unparalleled party ethos—one that combines everything downtown that’s not lame or too trashy with pure excess. It translates quite well to a bus party. 

Loud indie and rap music via iPod doc spark a dance party. People yell, hug, scream, sing songs, make-out, do drugs, smoke hash and weed, all the good stuff—and you’re still on the bus. You love that the Beatrice party ethic isn’t irony based like the BK/LES scenes, nor is it status based like the Meatpacking or Chelsea (how else do you explain your loser-ass riding on this bus). 

Upon arrival you’re greeted by Paul Sevigny, the DJ, ex-promoter, Beatrice Inn owner, A.R.E. Weapons band member, and former Club Anthrax-goer who is originally from Darien, CT. He wears an old, ripped navy blue sweater with light tan pants. He walks your whole party into the lobby. The all white modernist space is furnsihed with purple couches and phallic lamps and jammed with a weird mix of Philly-area middle age tourists and downtown New Yorkers sipping stiff drinks from red plastic cups.

“The party is in the penthouse,” Sevigny says. “Sign up for rooms here. And thanks for coming.”

Sevigny’s sister is Chloe, the actress, and that surely helped his rise. But you can’t deny the brilliant Britpop/punk/post-punk/downtown-style Paul perfected in the late 90s and early 2000s. The Sevigny style wasn’t wigger-y and druggy like Supreme/Vice, the era’s other dominant downtown vibe. It was just cool and fun. But like Supreme and Vice, Sevigny has proven one of NYC’s most durable brands. Take when you recently interviewed at a national gossip magazine, and the first question they asked you was if you had access to Beatrice. “That’s the only club we really care about,” the weekly’s news editor said. “Nowhere else gets the celebs acting as wasted and slutty.” Not wanting to sell people out for money, you never took the gig, but Beatrice certainly is unique in the celebs-gone-wild respect. For example, Heath Ledger’s last stop on Earth was Beatrice. 

You remember going to Spa Wednesdays, an early 2000s party Sevingy hosted on 13th St in Union Sq. (Spa’s the club Vince Vaugh and Jon Faverau went to with Diddy in the movie Made.) You remember the all-white side-room, where Razzle the dreaded HC kid did the Afro-beat party. And the time Smelly Tom bought Veuve bottles for the now-bargain price of, like, $100 per bottle. All the Brazilian girls. “Michael James” as the door name. Stone Roses into James into Sex Pistols… 

Penthouse beer filled tub. On the bus.
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TAGS: beer, Boston, Brooklyn, Drugs, iPod, kids, Las Vegas, Movie, Music, NATO, New York, NSA, paris, Pirates, war, wasted, williamsburg, Yankees

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Off the Grid at the Blough Farm


Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 5:04 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Former Yankees Suck-man and NYC-er Jamie Manza has relocated to the Hudson Valley where he lives on a former dairy farm. Manza is currently taking the 200-year-old Blough Farm off-the-grid, meaning it will soon be self-sufficient without reliance on public utilities. Medicine is planning on documenting Blough’s progress in words, pictures, and video, in a series called Mr Awesome’s Awesome Adventure.

By Jamie “Mr Awesome” Manza
Blough Farm is a 76-acre property located in central Orange County, New York. The old dairy and hay farm stopped producing as an active farm decades ago, as old Orville Blough’s physical abilities deteriorated. Now, as the current owner and resident, I strive to make the once postcard-like setting vibrant again by raising pastured animals and organic produce.

Today, production of wholesome food only scratches the surface of my ambitions; self-sustenance is the goal. But I know that self-sustenance is more comprehensive than feeding oneself. To be truly independent of industrial capitalism’s reach, I’m striving to free the farm from the needs of “The Grid”. To do so, independence from municipal services is critical: no water, sewer service, OR ENERGY from outside the lines of the tax map.

As a developer (or antideveloper), I am R & D ing zero-emission homes and buildings that use only renewable energy captured on site.  I have the education and most of the resources necessary to accomplish this task of independent living.

The lacking resource en route to my goal is (wo)man power. If one asks why I do not hire some bulldozers, loaders and excavators, I answer, “They use too much f*#kin’ petro”. I’m also disillusioned by the impact (noise, collateral destruction and disturbance) these machines wreak on the sensitive microclimates. Basically I don’t want to scare away the herons, swans, hawks, and eagles that reside on and around my lake and stream.

My principles create an opportunity for like-minded individuals who share this passion for protecting ecosystems; I need people with whom I can collaborate. I am looking for people to share a solution-searching dialogue and who have an affinity for certain aesthetics: architects, artists, chefs, gardeners/farmers, to name some probable candidates. All should have a viable work ethic in order to be considered.

Integral philosophies of the process are community service andfree, public education. I want everyone to “steal” these methods and the finished product so the proliferation of ideas is a result. The sooner “everyone” achieves these goals, the sooner my work is done.

TAGS: free, New York, surf, Video, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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Manny Ramirez Traded To the Baghdad Bombers


Monday, July 28, 2008 - 1:21 pm (EST)
By Anthony Pappalardo

“I don’t have any preferences. I could choose a team that offers me the best conditions or one in the chase for the postseason. I don’t care where I play, I can even play in Iraq if need be. My job is to play baseball,” Ramirez added.

As the Major League Baseball trade deadline approaches you can be sure of several things : Buster Olney reporting trades he’s invented in the space below his bad haircut, Peter Gammons hyping Boston’s prospects, talk of the “high price of middle relief” and the yearly Manny Ramirez trade request. It’s become a ritual for Manny to sit out a few games and make some odd comments giving Boston’s hack writers plenty to speculate about. Pepper Manny’s quotes with some fake “insider” info and you get a shitty scribe’s dream. Each year Manny’s conviction is questioned from faking injuries to having drinks and dining with the enemy.

Manny’s most recent request, as per ESPN is the most threatening because his end is actually near in a Red Sox uniform as his guaranteed contract expires at the end of the 2008 season. With the Red Sox holding the options they can essentially have him for 2 years on year to year contracts without any fiscal commitment. If you know this administration you know this is their ultimate dream as it should be. You have one of the greatest hitters in the game under your control as he approaches the most dangerous part of his career for decline without any risk.

20 mil would sound sweet to most players but at 36 Manny knows if he’s not granted free agency he’s potentially under Red Sox control until he’s 38. As a 36 year old he can possibly lock up a 4 year deal totaling around 100 million dollars. As a 38 year old Free Agent he wouldn’t be as attractive to a potential suitor and would be costing himself millions of dollars.

Manny is a unique talent and personality. His swings of the bat and mood have provided me with more joy, entertainment and drama than any other slugger that has played for the Boston Red Sox. Each year his godlike and consistent numbers have provided me with the facts to defend his quirks and his highlight reel proves him to be the anti-Jeter. He’s a player who navigates the field with childlike enthusiasm and approaches hitting with a surgical precision. His combination of savant, scholar and innocence has become endearing to his fans and inflammatory to his critics. He shuns the stoic and bland post-game comments for high fives, “being a legacy” and awkward cut-off throws. His thick mound of dreadlocks resembling tarantula legs swinging out of his doo-rag are the antithesis of Jeter and A-Rod’s tightly wound early 1990s out-of-date In Living Color fades.

Boston fans have a genuine love for Manny being Manny despite how hard the hacks try to paint him as an uncaring lazy fuck who just wants his paycheck. When Manny first came to Boston he was viewed by the media as Dan Duquette’s consolation prize for not catching the “moose” during the free agent hunting season. There were a few fluff pieces about his dynamic ability but nothing about Manny the person. It’s a combination of Manny’s reluctance to deal with writers so quick to critique him and his English and writer’s lack of giving a fuck. Boston writers would drink sweat wrung from Curt Schilling’s bloody sock but it’s inconceivable that Manny Ramirez could ever have a sore hamstring or knee, he’s just a lazy ass fat fucking baby.

Fans were willing to quickly forget the recent tantrum / Mantrum® when Ramirez physically assaulted a Red Sox official over some comp’ed tickets but this latest tirade actually feels like goodbye. It’s your partner asking you to talk to her over a “cup of coffee”, a Dear John note to the fans. He’s laid out an impossible plan for ownership as they cannot trade him for value and if they retain him they’re unsure if he’ll be reliable down the stretch run. This time Manny is gone, there was something special in his relationship with the fans. We were willing to overlook his cracks because at the end of the day he made us each of us feel like like the most handsome / pretty motherfucker in the room with the biggest dick and splashiest swagger (No homo) with his moon shot home runs and legitimately fucking gangster celebrations. Each one was like a Picasso, a brilliant stroke followed up by some burst of emotion punctuated by a gesture that would give you chills. Unfortunately the romance is over, it’s genuinely not us his him this time and like his monster shots, they only blast forward towards the Mass Pike and out of evil Boston.

Cue up You Can’t Always Get What You Want or something and picture those dreadlocks silhouetted as he walks off into the sunset. We can occasionally pull out our 2004 memory chest and reminisce but number 24 is destined to be the one that got away.

TAGS: A-Rod, Manny Ramirez, Red Sox, Trade, Yankees

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Boston Dirt Dogs Diss Yanks Suck Shirts


Friday, July 25, 2008 - 5:27 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Really, Boston Dirt Dogs? You’re still going after “Yankees Suck” chants and tees?

Here’s some backstory. I started making the above shirts in 99. Around 02 or 03 a bunch of middle age weird semi-jocks wearing Oakley Blades and headphones started lurking around Fenway with Boston Dirt Dogs signs and t-shirts. They were trying to “Bring positivity to Boston’s fans,” one of the Dirt Dogs told me. Normally, someone treading on YS shirt turf would get handed a beatdown, but no one—and I mean no one—bought their shirts. (We had someone tail them and count shirts sold; tally: 0.) So they started a website, The Boston Globe bought in, and now they make $$$ on advertising. 

Today they post “Tis is the Season to Remind You That You’ll Look Like a Tool If You Wear Those Shirts and Chant That Low Rent Chant.” Actually, every Boston fan thinks the Yankees suck. And those 50,000-plus shirts sold were to fans of all ages, from all walks of life. Dirt Dogs, you’re just haters. Get over the fact that you never sold any shirts. You wanted to channel “positive” fan energy in a cynical city that takes baseball more seriously than life itself. If you think Derek Jeter doesn’t suck, you’re not a Red Sox fan. And your eight examples of the Yankees not sucking suck too. Curt Shilling? Bill Burt? Kevin Cullen? Where’s Sully McMurphy’s or Joey from West Roxbury’s opinion? 

Beckett vs Joba tonight at Fenway, 7pm. And Joba sucks.

TAGS: Boston, dog, Jeter, jocks, Red Sox, t-shirts, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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ASG NYC


Wednesday, July 16, 2008 - 4:05 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine


Papelbon takes it easy. JD Drew, ASG MVP, hits 7th inning homer.

Best All Star Week Ever? ASG in Review

On Monday night I sat in Yankee Stadium’s right field lower deck, two rows back from the foul pole, just barely in fair territory. Great seats for a Home Run Derby. And a perfect vantage for watching Josh Hamilton’s dingers fly during his record breaking first round. By home run number 12, all 55,000 Bronx fans chanted “Hamilton, Hamilton!” Corny as it sounds, the chills were a-goose-bumpin. When he railed like 13 straight with 7 outs, most to the upper deck or deep into the bleachers, my awe-factor reached boner status. Ending with a dead center shot, Hamilton’s 28 homers broke Bobby Abreu’s record of 24 and earned him a long standing ovation and place in Yankee lore (barf).

It was my fourth or fifth time at the Toilet this year. On previous visits, as much as I tried to get nostalgic for The House That a Bad Trade Built, it never hit me—until Hamilton. Seeing an entire stadium—the biggest in the majors—packed with baseball nuts on their feet cheering for some guy who spent his early 20s smoking crack was beautiful. I’m hardly a mystical, metaphoric baseball fan (it’s just a game), but I love communal energy focused on pure athletic power and talent.

This was my second Derby. Back in 99, I was at the Home Run Derby in Boston. Then, Mark McGuire hit 13 homers in the first round, a record, some of which flew above the old Green Monster Coke bottles to heights still unmatched in Fenway history. Like Hamilton, McGuire lost the Derby (to Ken Griffey Jr). Like Hamilton, McGuire’s performance legitimized the Derby, making it more than just a dunk contest or some dumb spectacle. When a guy like an Ortiz or Abreu goes on a Derby tear, it becomes a once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity to see the hardest feat in sports at the highest level.

Yesterday I went up the All Star parade on 6th Ave in Midtown. Arriving late, and finding it sparsely attended, I missed A Rod and Jeter, but caught JD Drew and Captain Tek sitting together in the back of a Chevy truck (official MLB sponsor). The fifty people on the corner of 57th barely booed, but boo they did. Mo Rivera drove by wearing the worst brown-on-brown biz casual/Latin yuppie outfit.

Then Josh Hamilton came by and was given the best non-Yankee response. Doing his best Tom Brady, Hamilton, in a white shirt tucked into chinos, was all humble smiles. The “Josh” chants, overwhelming cheers, and so many happy onlookers (”That’s him!” screamed a girl in a sundress to another, who responded, “The cokehead who hit all those home runs last night! He’s hot!”) made me realize this guy’s about to score some big time endorsement deals. You don’t come to New York and steal the spotlight without Madison Ave noticing. Look for a Hamilton NIKE deal by week’s end.

When the most hated man in NYC, Jon Papelbon, rolled by in a grey suit and tie, he flicked off the crowd with a World Series ring. (Love it.) Boos and “faggot” chants came in response. Pap’s comments the day prior to reporters, saying him not Mo Rivera should close the ASG, were plastered with a “Papelbum” headline on the back of the day’s Daily News. He later blamed the News for blowing up a non-story, “My wife was really upset. We got threats, everything. I wish I hadn’t taken her.”

I don’t know why, but before every All Star Game people always say, “I only care about the first two innings. These game’s usually suck.” Except they don’t. And last night was maybe the greatest ASG ever. 15 innings. 7 Red Sox. 4 Yankees. 34 strikeouts. 3-3 tie for seven innings. An amazing 11th inning . JD Drew hit a 7th inning game tieing two-run shot and the whole Stadium cheered—for a Red Sox! Obviously, The Rivalry was the true star (Jeter-A Rod/Pedroia-Youk starting infield, the Papelbon-Mo closer beef, Terry managing at the Stadium) even if ESPN and the Steinbrenners want you to believe the Stadium was.

On ESPN Derek Jeter said New York has the “Most intelligent fans in all of sports. They pay attention to detail here.” Incorrect. Boston has more knowledgeable fans. I’ve been to The Stadium enough to know that Yankee fans don’t pay attention to nearly as much Sox fans do. In Boston, the Red Sox are all people have. New Yorkers actually have lives outside baseball.

I’m not too familiar with New York Mag’s new sportswriter, Will Leitch, but he totally misses the beauty of last night’s game by focusing on the scene at the Stadium:

It is a unique quality of baseball that an event can hold such magnitude that the best tickets are running nearly $10,000 … and then, just four hours later, those same people are leaving before they know who wins. Yankee Stadium looked pretty last night, but it wasn’t an epic sendoff of the old bird. In fact, people couldn’t wait to leave. Considering the sorry lot of the Yankees this year, it’s more than likely this will be the stadium’s last night in the national spotlight. Fox’s last shot? The box seats, nearly empty. “This time it counts.” Obviously, no, it doesn’t.

First off, the assholes paying $10k for tickets are just that—assholes. All Star Games aren’t filled with average baseball fans. They draw show-offs and rich guys trying to impress chicks, especially in the expensive seats.

But really, all the baseball fans I know (mostly AL East maniacs) were texting about this game right up until 2am. No one said, “Please end this.” Rather, I read “Best game,” “Holy shit,” “Am I rooting for or against Mo here,” etc. Some fans I know even went out to celebrate post-game. That’s right folks, an impromptu party for an All Star Game AL win was held at a downtown sleaze den.

To the players and real fans, last night’s game counted. If you think Terry Francona, whose team is in first place, doesn’t want home field advantage for the World Series, you’re high. The game features all the best players in the league, and no one wants to get showed up, especially the young guys from small market teams making a national appearances for the first time—in New York of all places! There were thirty f–king four strikeouts against the best hitters in baseball! These guys weren’t playing an exhibition game (certainly had no meatball tossing like to Cal Ripken back in 01). These guys were playing to win, playing like it counted, because it did.

And finally, what of A Rod, the most amazing human ever? The guy didn’t do much at the game, but he did throw a funny, weird sounding party at 40/40

Instead, his mommy, Lourdes, and his new best friends, Guy Oseary and Ingrid Casares, were by his side in a corner booth as he threw back shots. And Casares was then spotted leaving A-Rod’s Park Avenue pad yesterday afternoon.

Reps from Berk Communications, who’d slapped Madonna’s name on their tip sheet for the event, kept insisting she was on her way, but she never showed. Instead, A-Rod was entertained by big-busted hotties who shimmied to Material Girl tunes and desperately tried to make eye contact with him.

Overall, the ASG NYC energized the city and made me happy to live in a baseball-mad town even if I hate both teams that play here. The Derby was record breaking. The gossip and shit talking unprecedented. And the game was the best ever. Now, bring on the second half!

TAGS: A-Rod, All Star Game, Boston, Crack, ESPN, Home Run Derby, Jeter, Josh Hamilton, Madonna, New York, NPR, Red Sox, Review, Sports, The Box, Trade, Yankees

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Exclusive: Kirstin Dunst at Beatrice, Not Acting SXE


Monday, June 16, 2008 - 9:57 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Exclusive gossip via Social Puke

Which tattooed and glasses wearing Brooklynite (also the first man ever to sell Yankees Suck t-shirts and part-time Euro tour 2000 vocalist) saw Kirstin Dunst in a green dress, “celebrating being rehabbed” with a cigarette and cocktail in hand, dancing up a storm to the ”usual Beatrice Inn rock mix” at 4am on Saturday? And did he or did he not hit on her?

TAGS: Brooklyn, Rehab, t-shirts, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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“Wanna bring the 80’s back, thats ok with me thats where they made me at” - Jay-Z


Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 11:19 am (EST)
By Geoff Kenyon

Growing up in New England in the 80’s the biggest rivalry in sports was not Red Sox Yankees, as it is today. It was Lakers Celtics, and maybe even more so Bird Magic. One of my favorite stories from that period, is their first meeting in the NBA Finals in 1984. The Celtics were down 2 games to 1 and had just been humiliated by a score of 137-104. During the post game Bird made the following comments:

“We just played like a bunch of women tonight (sorry Hillary). You know we got some great players on this team, but we don’t have the players with the heart some time that we need.”

The next game Kevin McHale clotheslined Kurt Rambis and the rest is history. Celtics went on to win 4 -3.

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I would be lying if I didn’t say that my love affair with the Celtics changed after the retirement of Bird and the death of Reggie Lewis. But today, the Celtics are back, and after all these years it is fitting that the Lakers are the team they must go through in order to hang banner 17.

From Dan Shaughnessy of the Boston Globe

Time to dust off the old Larry Bird/Magic Johnson posters. Thursday night on Causeway Street, the Celtics will host the same franchise they faced when they last advanced this far in 1987 - the Los Angeles Lakers. It’ll be the 11th Finals matchup between the Celtics and Lakers.

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(Why not dust off a pic of my favorite Sega Genesis game as well)

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TAGS: Basketball, Boston, Celtics, Hillary, Jay, Lakers, NBA Finals, Red Sox, Sports, Yankees, youtube

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Sox at 3:05 today; Rays stun Rivera in 11th


Wednesday, May 14, 2008 - 2:29 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Pictures that make me smile…
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That would Manny Ramirez taking BP in Baltimore looking as cool as any ballplayer—nee athlete—in history. The Sox play at 3pm and send Lester to mound. But if they lose by 1 run again I’m boycotting to focus on b-ball until the Celts win vs Clevo.

On right, you see Johnny Gomes scoring the game winning running against the Yankees last night. To wit, it was Mariano Rivera’s first earned run of the season. With the win, TB are now in first place for the first time in May’s history. And since the Rays and I share a name, combined with the fact that they’ve sucked for a decade, I’m very happy for them. Still, the Sox are only a half-game back…

If you’re one of those people who can’t figure out why anyone would be obsessed with baseball, I suggest you follow the AL East for a week (mainly by reading the NY Post, Times, and Daily News; Bos Globe and Herald; espn.com; and the Baltimore Sun). Then tell me American Idol, Gossip Girl, or The Hills is better.

TAGS: ESPN, Manny Ramirez, Yankees

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Yankees Suck and Violence


Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - 10:02 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Matt Beaudoin, right, was killed by a drunken Yankee fan for chanting “Yankees suck”…

Last week I posted about a crazed middle-aged female Yankee fan in Nashua running overMatthew Beaudoin, 29, for chanting “Yankees suck,” and this response came in yesterday from Dawn Jordan.

Yes someone died. He was a wonderful person and a very good friend of mine. I have noticed 3 yankees suck stickers on nashua cars in the past week. The stickers have likely been around for months or years and I never noticed it—a great idea in retrospect. At the least owners should perhaps worry about destruction of their vehicle. We have seen the worst case scenario. This crazy woman would have found another reason to vent her rage however I would dicourage anyone I loved from displaying such a sticker.

Certainly, the stickers have been around for years. Chris Wrenn, a Boston area music industry huckster, first made them in 2000. I think Wrenn bought a Red Mustang with the profits? Nonetheless, I’ve seen him in a Red Mustang complete with Yanks Suck sticker…

Now, does Yankees Suck propaganda contribute to violence? Yes. Did it contribute to the death of Matt Beaudoin? I suppose that it did. All the commercialized hype of Yankees/Sox-fan hate, best seen at the bootleg t-shirt stands in Kenmore Square and on River St in the Bronx, helps fan the flames of fights like this (note the Yankee fan being tossed over a railing and the “Boston sucks” chant that follows).

But the Nashua incident might be the first “Yankees suck” death. As one of the first people to market a Yankees Suck shirt, it’s been hard to ignore.

When I first started making those shirts, in 99, I was obsessed with foreign soccer fans. I loved how a team became part of kids’ identities in London, Barcelona, Rio, and beyond. I loved the soccer-fan style—wind-pants, good jeans, parkas, weird sneakers, Brit-pop hair. I watched videos of the mass brawls in the stands and on the streets. I read Bill Buford’s book “Among the Thugs.” So when the Fenway crowd on a cold night in April 99 began chanting ‘Yankees suck’ during a Sox game against….Minnesota, I knew I had to make a shirt.

In the years since, Yanks-Sox fan culture has adopted a hooligan mindset. I certainly did nothing to stop it, and overall I think it’s interesting to see baseball fans so passionate, yet the level of violence tolerated at the Toilet and Fenway has gone too far.

Really, I’m all for bar/street fights, but 300-pound assholes bitch slapping each other in the stands next to 10-yr-olds is lame. Stopping this would be easy: added security during Sox-Yanks games. As for the Nashua death, let’s just hope it was a one-time thing.

TAGS: Boston, drunk, kids, Music, Sports, Video, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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Yanks-Sox in fiction serial…


Friday, May 9, 2008 - 6:42 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Cool, the Yanks-Sox rivalry makes it into a fiction serial from the Sunday Times Magazine.

By Colin Harrison

We live on the West Side, with our daughter, Rachel, lucky to have a nice four-bedroom. We bought in ’90, back when the real-estate agents were living on rice and beans. Sometime in the mid-’90s they starting getting fat. Then they exploded. The city goes through these cycles, and if you live here long enough you can sense them coming and going. See how the money heats up the city, makes people crazy.

I arrived home, threw my coat on the table. “Yanks and Boston tonight,” I called.

“Not good enough,” Susan said. “I want to see Joba myself.”

The Yankees were indeed in Boston that night, with Chien-Ming Wang on the mound. The game would be on television. But that wouldn’t cut it for Susan. She wanted to see Joba Chamberlain, the young Yankee fireballer who came on so strong at the end of last season, in person, and preferably from field-level seats.

I promised I’d get tickets to the first home game against Boston the coming week.

Which I hadn’t yet done, perhaps because I was still mourning the loss of Joe Torre as manager, and no amount of happy talk was going to make me feel better anytime soon. You follow a team, you develop these intense relationships. The Yankees brought back Mariano, Pettitte, Posada and A-Rod, fine. But I missed Torre.

Of Harrison’s most recent novel, The Finder, the NYT said: “Colin Harrison’s New York is an-eye-for-an-eye, dog-eat-dog Darwinian world with similar map coordinates to Tom Wolfe’s Manhattan and the Los Angeles of Raymond Chandler and James Ellroy…”

TAGS: A-Rod, Boston, dog, Manhattan, New York, Yankees

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Great Post…


Tuesday, May 6, 2008 - 9:16 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Lohan robs a fur coat from a party and the Yankees Suck Killer. “News” doesn’t get much better than that. Sorry I couldn’t get a bigger image (thanks though Mac).

Basically, Lohan stole a $10k fur from another chick at 1Oak:

A Columbia co-ed wants to know how Lindsay Lohan ended up wearing her $11,000 blond mink coat - and is demanding the “Mean Girl” pay for the impromptu rental. Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket - a gift from her grandmother - while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning.

I’ve never met any 21-year-olds who steal coats from parties, you?

Yesterday I wrote about the Yankees fan, Ivonne Hernandez, who ran over a Sox fan in Nashua, NH, after a “Yankees Suck” chant literally drove her crazy. A few people emailed to ask whether I felt guilty about the murder (I was a part of one of the first crews to sell “Yankees Suck” t-shirts at Fenway Park). “How does it feel to fan the flames of death?” someone asked. Of course, it did make me think. But back in 99, when I started making those shirts, the rivalry was different, much tamer, and the fans along the Eastern Seaboard were too. It’s a fact that fans today are more violent (last May one Yankees-Sox weeknight game saw 20-plus fights in the upper section alone!).

I can name three factors which helped turn Sox-Yanks fans towards further violence.

First is baseball itself.The Sox-Yanks teams and games have been so good for so long that it became impossible to stay apolitical.

Second: The Sopranos-Departed factors. Every asshole who goes to a game thinks he’s a character out of the mafia or Southie. Honor, pride, respect—all have become fan cliches. Hollywood posturing leads to so many “you fahking cunt faggot” vs “whatchu gonna do about it” fights.

Finally, America got wayyy fatter, especially sports fans. This leads to less sex and more anger and thus more violence. So, good games plus regional gangster pop culture plus fat people equals more Sox-Yanks street beef.
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New England and the Metro area can thank these two fictions for an increase in street fights between Sox and Yankees fans.

TAGS: political, Sports, t-shirts, war, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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Yankees Suck Murder in Nashua, NH


Monday, May 5, 2008 - 2:23 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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What caused Yankees-fan Yvonne Hernandez to murder? A “Yankees suck” chant.

On Saturday, Ivonne Hernandez, a 45-yr-old Yankee fan, killed Matthew Beaudoin, 29, a Red Sox fan, with her car:


Authorities won’t describe the argument beforehand in Slade’s Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees fan. Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Matthew Beaudoin began chanting “Yankees suck!”when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez’s car.

Hernandez, 43, allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and his friend Maria Hughes, 21. Beaudoin’s sister Faith Beaudoin said Hughes had only minor injuries, because her brother shielded her. Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.

Faith Beaudoin said her brother, who lived in Nashua, was a 1997 graduate of Nashua High School who worked dealing poker at Sharky’s in Manchester and Nashua. She said his organs, including his heart, live and kidneys, were donated in hopes of saving other people’s lives.

TAGS: Boston, New York, New York Yankees, Red Sox, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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Scode-like genius! The Verve have landed…


Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 9:55 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Azy Relph caught Richard Ashcroft and co last night at the Warfield in SF and sent this pic…
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The Verve hits New York on Monday and Tuesday but to lackluster ticket sales, as prices for their MSG shows were cut in half this week. Guess they thought someone besides the readers of the this website gave a shit about them.

The official Med Agency/Yankees Suck post-Verve after-party is Monday at SNITCH, corner of 21st and 6th Ave, list name “Vegas,” 12:00am-4am…

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Start at: Madison Square Garden 15 Penn Plaza New York, NY 10001

1. Head southwest on 7th Ave toward W 32nd St - 0.5 mi
2. Turn left at W 23rd St - 0.4 mi
3. Turn right at 5th Ave - 0.1 mi
4. Turn right at W 21st St - 0.1 mi
Arrive at: Snitch Bar 59 W 21st St New York, NY 10010

TAGS: New York, Richard Ashcroft, The Verve, war, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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Boston in New York: Manny, Beckett, and Piebald


Friday, April 18, 2008 - 12:42 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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Left, typical Yankees fans: skin looks like fried dough, weighs 260 or more, wears either blue Brooks Bros work shirt (or something printed with 26 colors and 26 rings on it), constantly leaning too close to buddy for a straight male, sucks. Right, Piebald’s last ever NYC show at Bowery Ballroom. Pic by MacKenzie Lewis.

Most nights I pass out at 9pm. Last night Josh Beckett was pitching in the Bronx, though, so I went. In the first inning Manny Ramirez launched a high bomb to dead center off Mussina. Beckett came out and was nailing 96 fastballs and sick curves. Then Manny hit a second, three-run jack in the 3rd. Beckett threw 8-complete. Sox won 7-5.

Then it was down to Bowery for Piebald’s last ever NYC show. Piebald formed in 1994 as high school students in Andover, MA. I went to their first show at the Red Barn in North Andover. They played a cover of Fugazi’s “Waiting Room” and won me over. My neighbor liked them, too, so he released Piebald’s first 7″ as a 16 year old, borrowing $400 from his parents.

A whole scene sprouted up around Piebald and their friends, called Merrimack Valley Hardcore (MVHC). After high school everyone moved to Boston. This was 1997. Bands like Ten Yard Fight, Dropkick Murphy’s, and The Trouble were all getting started. Imagine, an emo band, sxe band, Irish skinhead band, and a fascist punk band all friendly and playing shows together. That was Boston in the late 90s.

By the early 2000s Piebald had moved to LA. They almost got signed in the first wave of commercial emo (think: Dashboard Confessional). Some A&R guy named “Singy” couldn’t get it done though. Still, Piebald lived it up: The band rented house with a jacuzzi in the Silverlake hills.

Fourteen years have passed, everyone’s around 30, and we’re thankfully all still friends. Last night, to a sold out Bowery crowd, Piebald played 90-minute a career-spanning set. I tried not to get too nostalgic. But Piebald’s been around for half my life, I’ve seen them hundreds of times, and it was hard not to get choked up. By the last few songs the crowd and stage merged as one, with people dancing, crying, and hugging under the Bowery’s bright lights.

This weekend Piebald plays two final sold-shows at the Middle East in Boston…

TAGS: Boston, HBO, Manny Ramirez, New York, Yankees

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Breaking: Bulgarian Foreign Minister Resigns!


Sunday, April 13, 2008 - 7:38 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Bulgaria’s foreign minister Rumen Petkov did in fact resign. But I’m only fucking around. Let’s look at some pics of Manny! Dice K’s gonna smash the Suckees 2nite…
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Alex(a) Rodriguez attacked!


Thursday, April 3, 2008 - 10:54 pm (EST)
By Hassan Chop

From the New York Times…a sign of things to come?

“A 13-year-old girl touring Fenway Park on a school trip was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp Thursday.

She wasn’t seriously hurt, but some observers saw an omen for a certain New York Yankees slugger in the attack at the home of the Boston Red Sox. The girl’s name is Alexa Rodriguez.”

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TAGS: attack, Boston, New York, New York Times, New York Yankees, Red Sox, Sports, Yankees

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Pedro Martinez on the Mound Tonight!


Tuesday, April 1, 2008 - 10:39 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

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(Man of all seasons. Pedro on opening day of Spring Training 2008, Doug Benc. Right, “Take that old man!” Pedro mushes Don Zimmer in 2003 ALCS Game 3 brawl.)

My hero Pedro Martinez makes his season debut tonight against the Marlins. P-Mart aka Hydro aka Pedey aka the Best Pitcher of My Lifetime loves tropical humidity, so expect to see 10 strikeouts over 6 or 7 complete. Anyway, NYMag runs an in-depth Mets story this week, and Pedro comes off as the craziest, coolest dude:

One cloudy morning, Pedro Martinez and Orlando Hernandez, the halt and lame portion of the Mets’ starting rotation, work out in a back field. The Dominican and the Cuban exile share a reputation for playoff valor, hissy fits, and ruinous injuries that have left the Mets bereft at crucial moments over the last two seasons. The two are pals from way back and diva soul mates.

Martinez watches from the other side of the fence with some concern, but remains in a happy mood. He plays long toss with a bull-pen catcher, sporadically throwing it over the catcher’s head, perhaps on purpose. As the catcher fetches, Martinez shouts, “¡Arriba, arriba!”

Three Cy Youngs and 209 wins in, Martinez is clearly nuts, Brian Wilson–in–a–sandbox nuts. But this spring it’s a happy nuts. Martinez spent all of last year manically rehabbing the shredded tendons in his pitching shoulder. He won three of five starts in September, only to see his teammates spit the bit. Now in the final year of the four-year, $53 million contract that heralded the Mets’ renaissance, Martinez seems hell-bent on enjoying himself.

When El Duque mopes over to Martinez’s field to throw to some minor leaguers, Martinez playfully screams, “¡Vámonos, vámonos!” El Duque does not pick up the pace. Then Martinez chants, “That’s how we play baseball here, that’s how we play baseball here!”

Now it’s Martinez’s turn. Things look immediately brighter and weirder. It’s blustery out, so Martinez, gardener and cockfighting enthusiast, breaks into a mournful version of Bob Seger’s “Against the Wind.” He only knows the title line. “Against the wind, against the wind,” he sings atonally.

(more…)

TAGS: Cuba, India, Pedro Martinez, Practice, Rehab, Sports, The Box, Video, war, waves, Yankees

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Photos of the Week


Monday, March 31, 2008 - 9:59 am (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

Baseball has never been a bigger part of American life. Last year, 30 million fans attended games and MLB generated over $5 billion—both records.
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On Saturday, the biggest crowd in baseball history—115,000—watched the Red Sox and Dodgers play an exhibition game at the LA Memorial Coliseum.
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Last night, President Bush threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals’ home opener against Atlanta. It was the first game at DC’s new $600 million dollar stadium. With a cash cow stadium and the DC metro area’s huge sweep, the Nats should be a competitor in the years to come. In a perfect world the Nats will be playing this October as the Presidential election enters the homestretch.
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The Yankees have unveiled an old but new, Nazi-esque logo. As George “The Boss” Steinbrenner steps aside for his son Hank, the Yanks remain a team in transition, stocked with young players and a new stadium on the way for 2009. In other words, the Yankees Suck!

TAGS: Atlanta, election, Red Sox, Yankees, Yankees Suck

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Yankees To Open 2009 Season At Ground Zero


Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 8:08 pm (EST)
By Anthony Pappalardo

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Just kidding but seriously, does the biggest “brand” in Sports need to put themselves on Front Street this much?

It started with doughy Hank running his high cholesterol mouth about anything and everything, boasting that the Yankees’ offer for Johan Santana was superior, boasting that the Cowboys are jealous of the Yankees, calling Red Sox reliever Jonathan Papelpon a mouse after berating the Red Sox and a slew of other powerful and articulate quotes.

Then of course, and this really happened, they signed Billy Crystal to a one day contract, it would have been cooler if it was Hillie Crystal but he’s dead, but actually why didn’t they just haul his corpse out and put the CBGB awning behind the plate for a one day contract. They could have Jetes, Andy, Jorge and new skipper Joey “Firery Flattop” Girardi impersonate the Ramones doing the National Anthem

Now we have the emotional game versus Virginia Tech. I am not mocking an absolutely gut wrenching tragedy that obviously impacted so many people but it’s fucking disgusting that the Yankees are now Ambulance Chasers instead of “winners”.

Seeing A-Rod pretend that this was the most important game of his life in his VT Colored Nazi cap, hearing the Captain remind us of September 11th and imagining the inappropriate jokes Shelley Duncan was probably telling in the locker room before the game made my stomach turn.

I wouldn’t rule out the Yankees playing at Ground Zero in pinstriped Fireman Uniforms with Never Forget glowing on the Jumbotron.

Are we that fucking stupid by the way that we’d forget September 11th? Is there some asshole faxing his resume to the World Trade Center right now wondering why he’s getting a busy signal or some Arab guy at an airport totally shocked that he has to take his shoes off and can’t bring mouthwash on the plane?

I’m pretty sure the answer is no.

My condolences to the families who have been through this tragedy.

My middle finger to the Yankees for using this tragedy to promote their embroidered white swazi logo. Congrats, you’ve won some tear jerking face time, maybe they should have landed Santana, they wouldn’t be so starved for attention.

TAGS: Sports, Virginia Tech, Yankees

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Sox Give Pappelbon…$775k? Wicked good deal, guy.


Friday, March 7, 2008 - 3:46 pm (EST)
By Ray LeMoine

The best closer in baseball now makes 1/40th of A-Rod’s salary. World Champion and DKM Celtic mosher Jonathan K Pappelbon renegotiates with Theo, gets 50% raises—up from $550k.
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Hey Yankees, act accordingly…
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Or else Boss will eat you…

TAGS: A-Rod, Boston, Sports, Yankees

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